Britney reveals she accidentally locked herself inside a bathroom and Sam tried to get her out using a pen

[Dreamer26]

Just now, Dreamer26 said:

I'm not the one who is reaching. Just predicting what's gonna happen with the general public and tmz and similar media paid by team cship. Tmz already shared the story and put her in a bad light. So no surprise.

 

[Slayer]

1 minute ago, Dreamer26 said:

I'm not the one who is reaching. Just predicting what's gonna happen with the general public and tmz and similar media paid by team cship. Tmz already shared the story and put he rin a bad light. So no surprise.

Well it is TMZ, so that is expected. If any normal person read her caption they'd see it as relatable not 'omg she's crazy' - they'd have to be pretty out of touch with reality to think that.

[Ciocoi]

I think she actually got stuck in the bathroom. But I think her being in there so long made her think while looking at the door. She could see it. With clarity. And it became more vast. I think it made her realize, hey. I’m going to get out of this thing. I think she saw parallels with her situation. Great story telling though. We love you B ❤️
 

 

[gapeach704]

YOU GUYS! This is clearly Britney trying to prove that not only is she the singer and dancer of the family, but she's also the writer in the family too!  Good luck finding something else to try to be good at, Jelly Bean   Memoir confirmed! "Britney: No Jean" 

[Lumanizer]

omg Brit get your MFA in creative writing already!!!!

[BreatheForBritney]

queen of metaphors

[HairFullOfSecrets]

Why we're paying attention to flop tmz like its 2007? As fans we have a moral duty not to click on that site. Lets enjoy the queen's storytelling 

[dfffff]

 

[Busybee]

Being locked in a bathroom is a very normal thing. Not to mention it doesn't even have to be a lock sometimes doors just get stuck. It usually happens when the building settles and and the door doesn't properly align. I'm speaking from experience I got locked in my aunt bathroom when I was a kid during a party and I was in there for two hours before any one noticed. Lots of people can relate to this. It doesn't make her seem any type of way, other than human

[Z-dawg]

1 hour ago, Million Billion said:

Wasnt Jamie around? Hes an expert at breaking doors

He’s also an expert to shut the door and keep it locked 🔒 , while Britney slowly realises that she’s stuck 😫

[The Finn]

Sometimes when reading this forum I wonder if this was a movie, was it Da Vinci code where every symbol has a deeper, hidden meaning, or Life of Brian where dude named Brian is mistaken for Messiah (born in the next barn) and his followers believe that his mundane words and actions have a deeper meaning. 😀 I have no idea which movie this Britney’s post belongs to. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[SkyNet]

If Britney ever fully retire from music, she better start writing books. I bet she can write a good mistery/detective book. I'll read the crap out of it

[Quincy G]

I see Sam is not the sharpest tool in the shed 😂

[Applejack]

man, this is a masterclass one-shot. Even the coffee bit is foreshadowing. Britney knows her writing. I'm shaking. Please, I'd love to read more Britney's stories, through text or music!!!

[Wishmaster]

LMAO this thread is full of funny comments.

[Drunkerella91]

3 minutes ago, Quincy G said:

I see Sam is not the sharpest tool in the shed 😂

Nope!!!! 😆 the elevator doesn't go to the top floor 💁🏻‍♂️

[ImAmy]

I loved this story and it is clearly a metaphor in my opinion, the only thing I don’t get is the coffee. What do you think it is about? 

[Applejack]

24 minutes ago, Dreamer26 said:

I'm not the one who is reaching. Just predicting what's gonna happen with the general public and tmz and similar media paid by team cship. Tmz already shared the story and put he rin a bad light. So no surprise.

what's wrong with this story here? she got locked in a bathroom (happened to the best of us), called for help, waited for help, cleaned the bathroom and took coffee when she felt off.

all things someone of sound mind would do.

y'all reaching and helping to feed the tmz narrative. we arrived here because we dismantled the tmz narrative

[Applejack]

1 hour ago, Jordan Miller said:

My first thought was this sounded like a metaphor for... that night in 2008. 

thought about that as well.

in a way, jayden left that bathroom, but she never did.

[Marcanthony]

That's too good of a writing

Britney when did you take literature classes