Britney reveals she accidentally locked herself inside a bathroom and Sam tried to get her out using a pen

[ExXL]

She's a Genius , I hope she's writing songs because that woman is talented beyond words, her mind is amazing 

[hallucinate]

5 minutes ago, Marcanthony said:

That's too good of a writing

Britney when did you take literature classes

This is how Britney actually used to write. The fragmented emoji-filled style only started a few years ago.

[ExXL]

34 minutes ago, dfffff said:

 

She needs to shut up sometimes , also I heard a rumor on One of Britney's Instagram fan pages that she's a fraud and that she only yells free Britney in her shows for attention and for the performance .... But I don't know if it's true ...

[BritneyFreedNow]

It seems like it actually happened (which may or may not be a cause for concern considering what we know TeamCon is capable of) but it is ALSO clearly intertwined as a metaphor for her life right now.  AND when you think about the significance because she was 'locked' in a bathroom holding Jayden when she was first 5150'd and how in some ways it seems to be mimicking that situation,  only better circumstances this time. This appears to be one of those moments in life where it feels like something out of a dream and it has major significance and meaning. This is talking about a spiritual,  full circle moment and the doors are opening in her life 0nce again...

[Alestaos]

2 hours ago, Slayer said:

Not Sam trying to get her out with a pen 

What a legend

[Oprah Winfrey.]

1 hour ago, Gayseus911 said:

This reminds me when she locked herself in the bathroom back in 2008

Gag is… it was never locked

[princessmimi]

Lol what?? 

Im sorry for laughing but its just random and cute.

Glad she got out safely

[ICouldntThinkOfOne]

Oh look, a reference to Britney locking herself in a toilet, at a time when she's fighting to her rights.

 

Sounds familiar.

 

Hi Cassie. 

[ohoney]

She has so many people with the same damn name that I thought she was gonna speak about the 5150 situation and how Sam lufti "helped her" I'm dizzy as hell, why everyone in her life has the same name? 

[MintChocoLatte]

this reminds me of the time I "locked" myself in a hotel bathroom as a kid and thought I couldn't get out when in reality all I had to do was just push a bit harder. The panic was real lol

[girl_bye]

lol i once locked myself in the bathroom at my grandma's house when i was 4

[SlayOut]

I was riveted by her storytelling! The way she wrote about her experience made me feel emotions that she may have similarly felt. What an artist... turning a scary moment into a wonderful story (with lots of metaphors included)!

1 hour ago, Applejack said:

thought about that as well.

in a way, jayden left that bathroom, but she never did.

nnnnnnn never thought of that situation in the way you wrote it... but it makes sense! 

[MeAgainstTheMusic_]

They probs left her in there for about a week

They should have got Jamie to break the door down he’s good at that sort of thing 

[Lotte]

3 hours ago, mmseventy said:

My jaw is on the floor after reading that lol. She is truly a captivating storyteller. Am I losing it from reading into too many of her posts, or does it read like a metaphor… “I drank some of my old coffee, started speaking again, and they helped me finally open the door” (paraphrasing) really feels like “I summoned some of my old courage, started speaking again (in court), and now people are helping me find freedom.” If so this is a beautifully optimistic post and I love it lol

Remember, she was even denied drinking coffe. 

[Lotte]

33 minutes ago, MeAgainstTheMusic_ said:

They probs left her in there for about a week

They should have got Jamie to break the door down he’s good at that sort of thing 

HAHAHA OMG 🤣😭

[HIM]

I thought Team Con were attempting something. Kept reading on like a thriller novel. 
 

[turquoise]

 

This excellent metaphor made me cry.

Her conservatorship began when she was made out to be at fault for a bathroom holdup, and Sam is her fourth boyfriend since the conservatorship began.

I screamed “HEYYYYY!!!! Come open this stupid door !!!!” …. silence … the fourth time he gets up and says “What’s wrong?” ... I said “I’m in here and I can’t get out 😂😂😂😒😒😒 !!!! 

She's a master of metaphors and an excellent storyteller.

When the conservatorship is over, I'd love to see her write a book that encompasses all the metaphors she's done on Instagram.

[Forever222]

So Who’s gonna offer Britney a book deal?  

[frederiickx]

I'm definitely feeling the metaphors! And I mean she could have locked herself in the hotel bathroom. It has happened to me before lol. I had to call the hotel security too because my family couldn't open it. It happens. But I do feel like she was writing a lot of metaphors for us and the conservatorship and us freeing her  Our girl is brilliant, and a great writer.

Anyone like TMZ trying to spin this in a bad light just says more about them than her IMO. It won't work anyway.

[frederiickx]

3 hours ago, Slayer said:

People lock the door out of habit - also why would you break down a door of a hotel room when there is no immediate danger? You do the normal thing and call the hotel reception/security - like what happened in this situation. 

Some of you need to stop questioning her 'why did she do this?' - you sounds like team con. Would you seriously kick down a door of a hotel when there was no immediate danger? 

Also what is the need to make rude comments about Sam and 'fake' muscles - are you insecure or something? 

Exactly, who would breakdown a hotel door if there's no danger?  Or any door for that matter, lol. I have had to do the same thing Britney's done at a hotel bathroom.