Britney reveals she accidentally locked herself inside a bathroom and Sam tried to get her out using a pen

[Slayer]

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At 2am I decided to take a bath 🛁 !!!! I got a new scented lotion from Victoria’s Secret and I wanted to wear it because it helps me sleep better !!!!  I went to the bathroom and looked at my leftover coffee from earlier in the morning and said “gross” but didn’t throw it away and then I looked for my face wash but couldn’t find it anywhere !!!! I was caught up in my head looking for it for about 15 minutes and then realized it’s probably in the other bathroom … then I went to leave and the door was locked 🔒 … I thought ok well it’s a bathroom, I can open the damn door 🚪 … no, the lock was stuck !!!! I got locked in the ******* bathroom and my boyfriend was sleeping  😴 … even if there are earthquakes he doesn't wake up 😂🙄😬 !!! I screamed “HEYYYYY!!!! Come open this stupid door !!!!” …. silence … the fourth time he gets up and says “What’s wrong?” ... I said “I’m in here and I can’t get out 😂😂😂😒😒😒 !!!!  He tried to do his thing to open the door with a PEN ✒️ … so I got my phone and called security to tell them to open the door 🚪 … 15 minutes went by and they finally said they’d send someone up to open the door … 10 minutes later …. “HELLO ??? Is anybody there ???” … then they told me 10 more minutes !!! I cleaned the bathroom and thought about taking a shower or something but then I saw it … the door 🚪 … I just looked at it for the first time with a yearning of just wanting it to open … would my eyes trick me and make it happen faster ??? My eyes widened and the door was more clear … more vast … I could see it with clarity and brightness … please open door 🚪 !!!! “We’re here!” They said … I asked how long it would take to open … and they said "oh, maybe 10 minutes" !!!! The old coffee I had left over from the morning was there … I started feeling foggy 😶‍🌫️ so I drank it ... I was reenergized and started speaking again!!! “Are you guys there ???” … “Yes we are!” They said, “Stand back, we’re going to open the door!” It opened … it finally opened !!!!!

[Irina Guyona]

It‘s a reference to the conservatorship and Free Britney for sure.

“it finally opened“ = she’s finally free (or hopes for it to be)

[Slayer]

Not Sam trying to get her out with a pen 

[ElenaB]

could this be a metaphor or am i reading too into it? 

[mmseventy]

My jaw is on the floor after reading that lol. She is truly a captivating storyteller. Am I losing it from reading into too many of her posts, or does it read like a metaphor… “I drank some of my old coffee, started speaking again, and they helped me finally open the door” (paraphrasing) really feels like “I summoned some of my old courage, started speaking again (in court), and now people are helping me find freedom.” If so this is a beautifully optimistic post and I love it lol

[Jordan Miller]

Just now, ElenaB said:

could this be a metaphor or am i reading too into it? 

Literally same.

[Slayer]

1 minute ago, ElenaB said:

could this be a metaphor or am i reading too into it? 

I think she genuinely got stuck in the bathroom  We’ve all been there, I know I have 

[HairFullOfSecrets]

[Million Billion]

Wasnt Jamie around? Hes an expert at breaking doors

[Kletus]

Wow i can’t wait for her tell all, if it anything like this it’s gonna have me glued to the page 

[Pissonme]

That book she'll write one day has to be good  such a rollercoaster I was rooting for that door a along 

[PokemonSpears]

I do take showers at that time of the day, especially on the weekends  my mom says I'm crazy

[HairFullOfSecrets]

3 minutes ago, ElenaB said:

could this be a metaphor or am i reading too into it? 

She loves to work with hints and metaphors so it could be 

[marioh]

Queen of storytelling.

[kyliespears]

Not to get too conspiracy-ish but... this is 100% a metaphor top to bottom for her situation. Her being trapped, asking Sam for help but there's little he can do, her giving up but then getting a moment of clarity and "speaking again", doors finally opening for her... 

 

(Or she really did just get her *** stuck in a bathroom )

 

[Million Billion]

5 minutes ago, Slayer said:

Not Sam trying to get her out with a pen 

Ikr! The guy lifts tons of weight but he could break a Door handle or something 

 

The genius should have used a feather 

[Brat]

[KrisJ]

Don’t go knocking on my bathroom door

 

[F3rzz]

i thought for a moment she was gonna say she opened the door with telekinesis or sumthing 

[AjBritFan]

This is actually pretty scary. A member of team con could have rigged the door to trap her in there.