New Britney Insta Post: "Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart... eat my s***"

[GlitterSlayDExhaleHI]

Update: She deleted the post but here's the caption:

 

Hi 👋🏻 !!! Where are we going ??? I just like the car 🚗 period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet … I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me 📸 !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice y’all 😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️ Where are my skis cause I’m going naked ⛷️🎿 !!! Just kidding 😂😂😂 !!! Rational people … I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram … but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell 🐚 !!! Living the lavida loco life !!! It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because that’s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back 😌😌😌 !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me 😩😩😩 !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! It’s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times … then kiss my ******* *** 😘😘😘 !!! Psss !!! Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking **** or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point … I generously serve you my **** … eat my **** 💩💩💩 !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!

📸: FRANKFURT - SEPT 2015: Porsche 911 991 Carrera S coupe presented at IAA International Motor Show on September 20, 2015 in Frankfurt, Germany

 

 

[frank194]

💀💩

[Onyxgirl17]

I don’t understand most of the first half of this post. Britney speaks in riddles. 

[Naes614]

This poor Jack in the box guy will never be in the clear 

[Bboy1988]

Poor fast food worker. An ounce of empathy equals a lifetime of shading by Brinny 

 

 

is she shading Sam? Or referring to him 

[Lola2790]

Oh no, the ice mention makes me think she's talking about Sam. 

"Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart"

And let's not forget she wrote "when am I going to meet your dad Hesam" a few weeks ago...

Edited January 25, 2023 by Lola2790

[justin4britney]

No shade. But it literally feels like she typed HI and then hit the text prediction button 200 times. 

[easy]

she is hilariously funny and so wise

Edited January 25, 2023 by easy

[Derrick]

 I feel like it’s about Sam but who even knows anymore. I can’t make sense of any of it.

Can a mod delete my account btw? I asked in the forums designated for it but haven’t received anything. 

[IamMax]

I just dont understand this post at all 

[2K16NEY]

It seems like she admitted to trolling with her captions here… she said she likes to give us something to think about 

[Kletus]

The Jack in the Box guy will forever regret telling her he wished the best for her 

[tobstar73]

hands down Britney’s most cooked post ever. Nothing is coherent or makes sense. 
 

she doesn’t want people to think she’s crazy but girl you ain’t doing yourselves any favours

[easy]

2 minutes ago, 2K16NEY said:

It seems like she admitted to trolling with her captions here… she said she likes to give us something to think about 

exactly! she knows exactly what she's doing. she's playing with us and enjoying the chaos

[otisotis]

Britney Spears u r a terrorist to the English language she’s over here FBI

[Joel Santos]

I really hope she's trolling. If not, she really isn't able to think clearly... Nothing in this text makes sense.

[PokemonSpears]

for posterity:

Quote

Hi 👋🏻 !!! Where are we going ??? I just like the car 🚗 period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet … I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me 📸 !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice y’all 😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️ Where are my skis cause I’m going naked ⛷️🎿 !!! Just kidding 😂😂😂 !!! Rational people … I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram … but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell 🐚 !!! Living the lavida loco life !!! It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because that’s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back 😌😌😌 !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me 😩😩😩 !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! It’s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times … then kiss my ******* *** 😘😘😘 !!! Psss !!! Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking **** or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point … I generously serve you my **** … eat my **** 💩💩💩 !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!

📸: FRANKFURT - SEPT 2015: Porsche 911 991 Carrera S coupe presented at IAA International Motor Show on September 20, 2015 in Frankfurt, Germany

 

[Britneylandia]

Looks like she’s talking about Sam…

[ferref118]

[Frankie8]

She has to be trolling. How did a well-spoken person give her testimony in court and be understood then turn into someone who writes incoherent captions.