Watch the GAYEST. Video. EVER: Todrick Hall's "Rainin' Fellas"

[bitbitboi]

 

I--- 

The song is actually good. The lyrics are hilarious, typically Todrick. LYRICS:

Spoiler

Get your umbrellas, get your umbrellas
It's raining fellas, it's raining fellas
Get your umbrеllas, get your umbrellas
It's raining fellas, it's raining fellas

VERSE 1:
Feel the thunder crashing like we crash a party
And the lightning flashing like the paparazzi
And the weatherman says we probably should take cover
But we're running outside to try to find a lover (A lover, lover)

You better find an ATM
Baby, fast, fast
Tip some cash, cash
It's raining ****s and ***, ***
It's a fire (Work!)
And it ain't even July
Muscles falling from the sky
If you want to find a guy...

CHORUS:
Get your umbrellas, get your umbrеllas
It's raining fellas, it's raining fellas
Get your umbrеllas, get your umbrellas
It's raining fellas, it's raining fellas
It's raining!
Everybody got boys on their brain
Mother Nature made a man-hurricane
Get your umbrellas, get your umbrellas
It's raining fellas, it's raining fellas

Well the forecast says it's gon' be raining all night
And I'm hoping it rains the kind of dudes that I like
Want 'em tall, dark, handsome, want 'em holding me tight
So I'm sitting here waiting for the lightning to strike (Strike, strike)

You better run off to the street looking fab, fab
Catch your cab, cab, it's raining pecs and abs, abs
It's a party (Work!) and the boys are coming out
Put your hands up in the crowd, hotties falling from the clouds

CHORUS

It's raining Billys, Bobs, Blakes and Brandons
It's raining Willys, Robs, Jakes, and Landons
It's raining Garys, Jerrys, Larrys, raining twigs and berries
Toms, ****s and Harrys, bears, jocks, and fairies
It's raining guys, tribes, briefs and boxers
It's raining fly guys, flight attendants and doctors
It's raining feminine gentlemen, dripping down like a faucet
Yeah, these boys are coming out like the sky was the closet so

CHORUS

The video is veeeeery well done. It features Lance Bass IN HEELS at the beginning (also, that beard suits him right!). THE NEKKID SCENE IN THE MIDDLE OHMAGAH. All the outfits are amazing. I LOVE the choreo. Everything gives me Gaga's "Rain On Me" vibes, and I'm not complaining, but it's obviously based on the song "It's Raining Men", by the American musical duo the Weather Girls, from 1982:

 

There's a 2001 version by Geri Halliwell, from the Spice Girls:

 

[Midnight]

Some dikz would of made it perfect, there's some real hotties in there.

Is that Lance Bass at the beginning? His man is hotter, they should of had him instead  

 

[Look But Don't Touch]

Eww 

So tired of that colorful feminine gays on heels stereotype.

Most of gay, bi guys aren't like that. 

Nothing wrong with being that way but stop promoting LGBT people like that 

I like guys and at the same time I don't wear heels, dresses, I'm not feminine. I look like a ''straight'' guy but I'm bi. What a shook. See? Guys liking guys will never be ''normal'' for other people when we continue EVERYWHERE that hurting stereotype. Companies ******* use that in their pride month ads etc. So annoying. This is not who we really are.

Stop promoting us like that everywhere 

[boyinthemirror]

Why did swifties make Olivia and Camila happen instead of her loyal bestie Todrick? Was he too spicy for them? 

[bitbitboi]

9 hours ago, Midnight said:

Is that Lance Bass at the beginning?

Did you even read my post? 

[bitbitboi]

18 hours ago, Look But Don't Touch said:

Eww 

So tired of that colorful feminine gays on heels stereotype.

Most of gay, bi guys aren't like that. 

Nothing wrong with being that way but stop promoting LGBT people like that 

I like guys and at the same time I don't wear heels, dresses, I'm not feminine. I look like a ''straight'' guy but I'm bi. What a shook. See? Guys liking guys will never be ''normal'' for other people when we continue EVERYWHERE that hurting stereotype. Companies ******* use that in their pride month ads etc. So annoying. This is not who we really are.

Stop promoting us like that everywhere 

Todrick's like that, he's a performer, a theater kid, I wouldn't expect less than extra from him. So your opinion is valid but he is, apart from Frankie Grande, the last person you can say this about! haha

[bitbitboi]

3 hours ago, boyinthemirror said:

Why did swifties make Olivia and Camila happen instead of her loyal bestie Todrick?

What? Camila fans are swifties??

[boyinthemirror]

1 minute ago, bitbitboi said:

What? Camila fans are swifties??

Oh yeah... Maybe it's not as extreme as Olivia's because Camila had her own fanbase before but a lot of swifties jumped in when she left 5H Some 5H fans even go as far as saying Taylor played a big role in separating Camila from the group. They've been friends for so many years, and for some weird reason swifties are so supportive of Taylor's friends, hence why I'm surprised Todrick isn't doing that well when Taylor has used her platform to promote him.

[Midnight]

1 hour ago, bitbitboi said:

Did you even read my post? 

 No I was too distracted after watching the video.

[Jordan Miller]

I know way too many people in this video

[davidspears]

43 minutes ago, Jordan Miller said:

I know way too many people in this video

Did you not get invited to be in the video, Jordan? 

[DjRobney]

[ObsessedBritFan1]

[redacted statement]

11 hours ago, Look But Don't Touch said:

Eww 

So tired of that colorful feminine gays on heels stereotype.

Most of gay, bi guys aren't like that. 

Nothing wrong with being that way but stop promoting LGBT people like that 

I like guys and at the same time I don't wear heels, dresses, I'm not feminine. I look like a ''straight'' guy but I'm bi. What a shook. See? Guys liking guys will never be ''normal'' for other people when we continue EVERYWHERE that hurting stereotype. Companies ******* use that in their pride month ads etc. So annoying. This is not who we really are.

Stop promoting us like that everywhere 

You can't say, "Ew," and then proceed to say that there's nothing wrong with being feminine. Your post is the gay equivalent of the 'not like the other girls' meme. I used to think that way too because I was desperate for acceptance, but then I realized I was looking for acceptance in all the wrong places. You should look for acceptance in people who love and respect you because of who you are as a person, not because you're 'straight-acting'. Why would you want acceptance from people who would hate crime you if you were feminine anyway? Plus, if someone hates gay people, you being masculine won't change that. Feminine gay men are an important part of our history, and all of us (masculine or feminine) share very similar experiences, so you can't just throw feminine gay men under the bus for some faux acceptance. That kind of acceptance is absolutely worthless anyway. Plus, it's weird you're talking about stereotypes while saying low-key s#xist things and saying that you "look like a straight guy".

Also, maybe we should focus on fixing other rampant issues in our community before we look for more acceptance, such as transphobia, racism, hypers#xualization, unsafe s#x, older men praying on underage twinks, etc.

[jordeezy river red]

Too much nudity IMO

[redacted statement]

@Look But Don't Touch, not saying you're a bad person. As I previously mentioned, I used to think that way too. It's just that I've seen you express things like that on Exhale multiple times, and I'm trying to make you think about how such a mindset could be very harmful.

[DearBritney00]

It's a crazy video. Some men look really good here.

[MortalMarshmallow]

The beginning was everything .

Imagine if Lady Gaga had had this vision for Rain On Me. She would have been glorified up to heaven .

Instead she had no clear vision for her rain. Hall's nod to Mary Poppins is both clever but still an obvious reference to include .

Just comparing the aesthetics and creative directions of two contemporary rain videos. This one wins .

[ObsessedBritFan1]

I like how they inconspicuously incorporated touching each others' peens into the choreography. So cute. So much finesse. 

[Alestaos]

Did he pay those dancers tho