Skitney is Back! Vocalney is Back! Britney's new comedy skit (Sessions with Ashley)

[phinyls]

I **** EVERYWHERE!!!! HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME FEEL? WELL its feels much better in my belly once I **** everywhere 

[BUWYGF]

15 hours ago, eddieeddie said:

I love her deep therapist voice 

i love everything deep

[Onyx1Boss]

Haha

this was so cleverly done! I get it

 

[Paxton]

In the now viral IG post by Britney - her "Sessions with Ashley" with the smash hit intro - Britney states "We had a wonderful night - - it was beautiful - it was a STARRY NIGHT"

Why would Britney make sure to say "Starry Night" you ask? WELL HER MIND IS EXCELLENT AND I KNOW WHY!!!! 

Starry Night - the famous painting by Vincent Van Gogh - according to the Van Gogh gallery website  found here :

"Vincent van Gogh painted Starry Night in 1889 during his stay at the asylum of Saint-Paul-de-Mausole near Saint-Rémy-de-Provence."

Van Gogh was in a mental health hospital (asylum) when he painted this painting. 

When you research "THE WORK" on the same website - meaning the work that went into painting the Starry Night you find this:

The contrast in styles plays on the natural versus the unnatural, dreams versus reality. Nature could even be attributed to the divine in this work. In Genesis 37:9, Joseph states, “And he dreamed yet another dream, and told it his brethren, and said, Behold, I have dreamed a dream more; and behold the sun and the moon and the eleven stars made obeisance to me.” We all know Britney loves to dream!!!! 

BUT THE KICKER - - ......... "predicting that one day his family would bow to him as an authority. Some people associate this quote to the painting. Perhaps it is a reference to Van Gogh’s family, who doubted the success of his career" THEN "It could be that Van Gogh simply wanted to breathe in the higher power into his art...."

 

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS THE MIND OF A PHILOSOPHER

[warioaddams]

Wow, I swear to god Britney is an illuminated being.

[Z-dawg]

Mind: Blown. 
 

[Paxton]

1 minute ago, Z-dawg said:

Mind: Blown. 
 

The first time I heard her say "starry night" I immediently thought "in LA?!" it couldnt have actually been a STARRY NIGHT. You cant see stars in LA. then I googled Starry Night and found this GOLD MINE. Seriously she is a genius! 

[Endlessstan]

[No Seas Cortes]

[reVolution]

Her mind is so beautiful 

[Alio]

 

[SlayOut]

I feel like the skit was a whole commentary on her family. The guy who had explosive bowels… Jamie’s colon exploding. Ashley wanting to be with him despite this… Lynne and Jamie Lou defending Jamie’s actions despite how horrible he is…

 

[Brat]

Sounds like a reach,  she also mentioned the play cats while looking down at her new kitten  

[Paxton]

7 minutes ago, Brat said:

Sounds like a reach,  she also mentioned the play cats while looking down at her new kitten  

I thought that was shade because she said that it was the time of her life essentially then she said that she was taken to see CATS the musical - - aka not the night of her life. 

[Brat]

11 minutes ago, Paxton said:

I thought that was shade because she said that it was the time of her life essentially then she said that she was taken to see CATS the musical - - aka not the night of her life. 

Maybe starry night is when she went to the exhibit?

you’re cute but I don’t know about this one

please give us some philosophy on the poop part

maybe it’s a reference to Katy Perry’s Vegas residency 

[rik]

 Girl I am too high for this **** today 

[Paxton]

Just now, Brat said:

Maybe starry night is when she went to the exhibit?

you’re cute but I don’t know about this one

please give us some philosophy on the poop part

ID BE GLAD TO! As soon as she had to surrender to giving a crap about furthering the relationship with her father - which her therapist refers to as "the next level" which is gross and creepy, yes. But as soon as she built up the gumption to not give a **** she **** everywhere. I dont think this has anything to do with jamies colon issues. I think this has to do with her "finally giving a **** or finally allowing herself to open up" which caused her to **** everywhere. Which she plainly states in the video. Thats why there was poop everywhere. You cant just look at this at face value - and if you are looking at face value why are you a master on exhale? everyone who truly STANS britney knows that there is more under the surface than what meets the eye and right now it is serious topics, being coated with comedy. This is a story of a therapist asking Brit why she cant open up to her father who has a drinking problem. and since they want her and her father to go to the "next level" she made this "fabulous" night up about how her father took her out and to a musical and to dinner.... but making it about earl and wording it as if she is on a romantic date with someone where they might take their relationship to the next level. This is why its obscene that "earl" would try to kiss her in front of everyone - thats why its weird (again playing off the relationship to the next level statement). ALSO the STARRY NIGHT reference that I made (and also Britney is a major appreciator of the arts in all of its forms, is probably very familiar with the tale of starry night and where it was painted) - WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE - - - - THAT she was taken from a mental health institution and placed into this therapy session where the therapist is focusing on EARL'S (aka jamies) desire to progress their relationship to the next level (because she HATES him)  - - which COULD have actually happened. THEN her reply to the therapist is her tale of WHAT HAPPENED WHEN SHE WENT OUT WITH EARL AKA HER DAD AND FINALLY TRIED TO OPEN UP AND POOPED ALL OVER HERSELF. 

is it still a reach or are we good now?

[Brat]

8 minutes ago, Paxton said:

ID BE GLAD TO! As soon as she had to surrender to giving a crap about furthering the relationship with her father - which her therapist refers to as "the next level" which is gross and creepy, yes. But as soon as she built up the gumption to not give a **** she **** everywhere. I dont think this has anything to do with jamies colon issues. I think this has to do with her "finally giving a **** or finally allowing herself to open up" which caused her to **** everywhere. Which she plainly states in the video. Thats why there was poop everywhere. You cant just look at this at face value - and if you are looking at face value why are you a master on exhale? everyone who truly STANS britney knows that there is more under the surface than what meets the eye and right now it is serious topics, being coated with comedy. This is a story of a therapist asking Brit why she cant open up to her father who has a drinking problem. and since they want her and her father to go to the "next level" she made this "fabulous" night up about how her father took her out and to a musical and to dinner.... but making it about earl and wording it as if she is on a romantic date with someone where they might take their relationship to the next level. This is why its obscene that "earl" would try to kiss her in front of everyone - thats why its weird (again playing off the relationship to the next level statement). ALSO the STARRY NIGHT reference that I made (and also Britney is a major appreciator of the arts in all of its forms, is probably very familiar with the tale of starry night and where it was painted) - WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE - - - - THAT she was taken from a mental health institution and placed into this therapy session where the therapist is focusing on EARL'S (aka jamies) desire to progress their relationship to the next level (because she HATES him)  - - which COULD have actually happened. THEN her reply to the therapist is her tale of WHAT HAPPENED WHEN SHE WENT OUT WITH EARL AKA HER DAD AND FINALLY TRIED TO OPEN UP AND POOPED ALL OVER HERSELF. 

is it still a reach or are we good now?

we good 

[Tanya25]

I mean, I personally think it's not THAT deep 

But that's a nice point of view... I guess 

[Paxton]

4 minutes ago, Tanya25 said:

I mean, I personally think it's not THAT deep 

But that's a nice point of view... I guess 

Hey! Thanks! For additional clarification - please see my lengthy explanation that I provided for Brat - that may "paint"' the picture a little easier - no pun intended since this is a thread about STARRY NIGHT. If you don't analyze her posts - they don't make ANY SENSE. You have to LOOK into them and figure it out. However I have taken several body language courses as well as have severe empathic accuracy, which involves analyzing behavior, and both verbal and non verbal speech to come to a determination regarding another persons actions. So I could have the upper hand when watching the videos. Or I mean I could just be crazy.