Crazy "Positions" Theory

[BUWYGF]

So hear me out ya'll.

We've all heard the Positions leak, and we're all obviously disappointed, me probably the most, I had a legit meltdown

What if Ariana set up a trap for hackers and leakers? What if she uploaded a fake album filled with unfinished demos that last 2:30 each just to get rid of leakers and make sure they stop searching for the real deal?

What if that insider is actually right and that is the real album?

Obviously this is 99% not the case, but a gay can dream, so let me be  Feel free to join me so we can fantasize together because I'm still in disbelief that she's actually releasing this album

[BUWYGF]

Bumping the thread so ya'll *****es don't ignore it

[thebritmaster]

This had me rolling 

Stan delusion is real. I remember thinking the 07 VMAs were a prank and Britney was going to perform again at the end 

[nwonder]

50 minutes ago, thebritmaster said:

This had me rolling 

Stan delusion is real. I remember thinking the 07 VMAs were a prank and Britney was going to perform again at the end 

Same!

I remember being on a forum (think it might been exhale or starz are blind ) and every one was convinced she was gonna return and sing some song called Cry.

Naturally I believed the internet and stayed up till 3 am waiting 

[BUWYGF]

On 10/27/2020 at 11:55 PM, nwonder said:

Same!

I remember being on a forum (think it might been exhale or starz are blind ) and every one was convinced she was gonna return and sing some song called Cry.

Naturally I believed the internet and stayed up till 3 am waiting 

Omg poor baby  I can imagine your disappointment once the show ended and you were just sleep deprived  I'm waiting for Ari to release her album and see if my theory was correct. Stay tuned

[BUWYGF]

On 10/27/2020 at 10:59 PM, thebritmaster said:

This had me rolling 

Stan delusion is real. I remember thinking the 07 VMAs were a prank and Britney was going to perform again at the end 

A girl can dream tbh  LMFAO I REMEMBER THAT, IT WAS HILARIOUS HOW EVERYONE HAD A MAJOR MELTDOWN

[alexxxx]

It's an amazing album. You guys are just pop stans who want Dangerous Woman 2.0

[Roxxy]

I can confirm that it's the real deal.

[PokemonSpears]

On 10/27/2020 at 2:59 PM, thebritmaster said:

This had me rolling 

Stan delusion is real. I remember thinking the 07 VMAs were a prank and Britney was going to perform again at the end 

Or when people thought the real Make Me... video was going to be released the next day, because Saturday was mentioned as the day of the auditions in the video. 

[Jordan Miller]

It appears we can't accept Positions 

[MX3]

Haven’t heard it yet. Going in with low expectations while also keeping an open mind. 

[aleomg]

It’s really weird Ari hasn’t said anything about the leak. 

She’s usually very careful regarding this kind of stuff. 

The album leaked almost a week ahead of its release and it probably might’ve hurt some sales. 

[Nathan_1617 aka Skeleratis and Nathan Wig]

5 hours ago, BUWYGF said:

Omg poor baby  I can imagine your disappointment once the show ended and you were just sleep deprived  I'm waiting for Ari to release her album and see if my theory was correct. Stay tuned

Yes it is possible that the theory was correct. But then again, Ariana tried to work so hard on this album only for leakers to ruin the whole thing, if it wasn't for them, then I guess that this album would have come out in 2021.

 

Must not also forget that this happened to Dua Lipa as well earlier in the year apparently with her 2nd album, so she was forced to release that LP early due to that and I think that must be what Ariana is doing since her album (which might have been set for release in 2021/22) got leaked.

[LaLohan]

Nnnn like I told u before this is exactly how I was when BJ was out  but positions is kinda growing on me idk why  well some tracks.

 

 

maybe cuz I'm extremely thirsty for new music and this is all I'm getting for now lol.

[LaLohan]

it's out tonight so we shall see  

[Stefani]

I thought this was Exhale, not Vigilant Citizen.  Just accept that Positions is mediocre. 

[Isla]

I must be the only person who hasn't heard the leak and is waiting until it's officially out to reserve judgement? I read the songs were supposed to be quite short even before it leaked.

[alexxxx]

6 minutes ago, Isla said:

I must be the only person who hasn't heard the leak and is waiting until it's officially out to reserve judgement? I read the songs were supposed to be quite short even before it leaked.

Only 9 hours left! 

[Blackout2006]

Love the enthusiasm baby but

[Iconic 4 U]

20 minutes ago, Isla said:

I must be the only person who hasn't heard the leak and is waiting until it's officially out to reserve judgement? I read the songs were supposed to be quite short even before it leaked.

I haven't heard it yet either