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Everything posted by aleomg

  1. Something totally unexpected would be: Rihanna farting and queefing through the entire album. And it will still be a multi-platinum record with many Grammy nominations and widespread acclaim.
  2. No estaba enterado de las demandas. Si ahora es independiente, entonces sí la tenemos que apoyar para que tenga unos dolarcitos más y pueda ganarle a ese mequetrefe.
  3. La Chica Dorada nos dará otra canción más para hacerla floppear más duro de lo que lo ha estado haciendo durante estos últimos años. Paulina (2000) sigue siendo una joya para la cultura latina y hasta el sol de hoy aún gemimos tal como nos enseñó en ***i Dance.
  4. This is gonna sound gross, but can you imagine the baby bump is actually a $h!t belly because he hasn’t taken a dump in weeks? And when it hits midnight, his bussy will open wide to release all the stuff inside of him.
  5. The shaaaade to that Exhale member who made a thread recently asking for its account to be deleted.
  6. Those who were asking for a pre-nup instead of sending their best wishes are the same people who can’t stand happiness in others and will literally try to say anything negative to kill that person’s mood. It’s okay if you’re not happy with yourself, but that doesn’t make you entitled you to bring down everyone around you.
  7. Good luck!!! Exhale is rooting for you. You’ll nail that interview and will be hired that same day.
  8. ALL ABOARD! Britney! Before this conservatorship ends, there’s something I want you to have: 💍. Oh, it’s beautiful. But wait a minute, isn’t this? YEAH! Yes, it is. But I thought my old father dropped me into the pits of hell in the end. Well, baby, I went down and fought him for ya. Aww, you shouldn’t have!
  9. Omg not someone else saying Mexican is a language. It’s not.
  10. LMAO! Mexican is not a language. For Spanish speakers LALISA means The Lisa. That’s why it sounds so funny to us.
  11. I was waiting for Jordan to post this. This is honestly one of the best songs Troye has ever released. It’s the perfect soundtrack for an epic gay love story. The ending scene when they’re finally getting back together, driving into the sunset after all the bad stuff they’ve gone through. And while they’re driving and smiling at each other, flashbacks are shown from their tragic past.
  12. No matter if you’re gay, straight, bi, non-binary, trans, a Jamie Lynn Spears stan, you will always bounce your bussy to the beat of that song.
  13. OMFG I FOUND A LEAK OF DEALER. I don’t know if I’m able to post the link, but since it’s already on Youtube, there shouldn’t be a problem. The guy who titled the video is a genius.
  14. LMAOOO! We need that cream for “rejuvenating” motives. Specially if it comes directly from fabric. It’s a best-seller between the community.
  15. YAAAAAAS! Huge props to her for giving it a shot at the Latin market and we stan anyone who stans Lindsay Lohan.
  16. The song is a total bop. Even in Spanish. Trisha is the hot mess we can’t get enough of. She also taught us how to take a slütty selfie.
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