Funniest Britney Lyrics? (or even misheard)

[FullyDattAndDatt3full]

Private Show has this funny line

"look at those fleas", while its not the official lyrics it totally sounds like "fleas".

[femmef4toole]

I have so many but my most recent is What Ya Need “gimme what you want, I’m a certified sl*t” - still don’t know the lyrics to this day!

[Crabo Lavender Turmeric]

How I roll:

i wanna go downtown where my pu$$y is 

 

 

[MikeHunt]

Up n Down

”I know you want me, MY KIDS WANT CANDY” 

“I know you want me, like kids want candy”

 

I’m a Slave 4 U

”leaving behind MY LEMONADE”

”leaving behind my name and age”

 

and not funny, but I was listening to What It’s Like to be Me the other day and still to this day, I have no clue what she’s saying at the end of the song. “This is my game baby, I know I…. Have no clue what’s she saying after)

[Frankie8]

44 minutes ago, MikeHunt said:

Up n Down

”I know you want me, MY KIDS WANT CANDY” 

“I know you want me, like kids want candy”

 

I’m a Slave 4 U

”leaving behind MY LEMONADE”

”leaving behind my name and age”

 

and not funny, but I was listening to What It’s Like to be Me the other day and still to this day, I have no clue what she’s saying at the end of the song. “This is my game baby, I know I…. Have no clue what’s she saying after)

She says "This is my game baby, no I ain't playing sugar, you've got to figure me out"

[whenthedogscaneout]

Work B - “work it out like its your brother Sean” (someone mentioned it and this is all I could hear since) 

DDB - “yeah you look so sick, I think I caught the flu, look at chu look at chu” 

My Baby - “I smell your breath, it makes me cry” 

[femmef4toole]

1 hour ago, Crabo Lavender Turmeric said:

How I roll:

i wanna go downtown where my pu$$y is 

 

 

Oh this is one for me too - as well as…

”you could be my fxck tonight” 

[princessmimi]

1 hour ago, Crabo Lavender Turmeric said:

How I roll:

i wanna go downtown where my pu$$y is 

 

 

I though it was posse lol

[femmef4toole]

7 minutes ago, whenthedogscaneout said:

Work B - “work it out like its your brother Sean” (someone mentioned it and this is all I could hear since) 

DDB - “yeah you look so sick, I think I caught the flu, look at chu look at chu” 

My Baby - “I smell your breath, it makes me cry” 

Wait those last 2 are right lmao are you trollin

[femmef4toole]

59 minutes ago, MikeHunt said:

Up n Down

”I know you want me, MY KIDS WANT CANDY” 

“I know you want me, like kids want candy”

 

I’m a Slave 4 U

”leaving behind MY LEMONADE”

”leaving behind my name and age”

 

and not funny, but I was listening to What It’s Like to be Me the other day and still to this day, I have no clue what she’s saying at the end of the song. “This is my game baby, I know I…. Have no clue what’s she saying after)

The lemonade one nearly sent me to my maker hahahahah I never understood that lyric though adolescents 

[whenthedogscaneout]

Just now, femmef4toole said:

Wait those last 2 are right lmao are you trollin

lol the thread title says “OR even misheard”. 

[femmef4toole]

Just now, whenthedogscaneout said:

lol the thread title says “OR even misheard”. 

I sincerely apologise - I did not read properly 

[pablitonizer]

1 hour ago, MikeHunt said:

Up n Down

”I know you want me, MY KIDS WANT CANDY” 

“I know you want me, like kids want candy”

 

 

I thought she said in Up 'n down:

"Looking so fire hot, a tr@nny out of ten"

 

I thought she said in Swimming in the stars:

"We can meet in our minds, if our days got a solo salmon"

 

 

 

 

Edited February 21 by pablitonizer

[femmef4toole]

I have one more that stands out but, it’s hard for me to admit cuz I sang it so long as kid 

“You’re toxic gums slipping under…”

Little me, little me (ya so dumb).

Edited February 21 by femmef4toole

[Wendy Williams]

Trip to your tongue
Trip to your voice
Trip to your talk

Trip to your head
Trip to your chest
Trip to your breath
Trip to your skin
Trip to your sin
 

I-  

 

@princessmimi Have you ever trip to somebodys talk or tongue?

Edited February 21 by Wendy Williams

[princessmimi]

14 minutes ago, Wendy Williams said:

Trip to your tongue
Trip to your voice
Trip to your talk

Trip to your head
Trip to your chest
Trip to your breath
Trip to your skin
Trip to your sin
 

I-  

 

@princessmimi Have you ever trip to somebodys talk or tongue?

What do u mean?

Like kiss someone?

[MikeHunt]

1 hour ago, Frankie8 said:

She says "This is my game baby, no I ain't playing sugar, you've got to figure me out"

Thank you! 

[princessmimi]

Idk if this counts as misheard Britney lyric but when she performed Open Arms on her BOMT tour,

I thought she was singing "Now I come to you with BROKEN arms" 

[FFBetterThanBlackout]

"So, are you game? So, are you gay?" - 3

"I'm a slave for you Imma slay for you" - I'm A Slave 4 U

"Call me a fool, call me insane... but don't call it a day but don't call it a date" - Clumsy

"Boom boom baby, pick you up **** you up in my Mercedes" - Selfish

 

[DiamondCircus]

All the boys and all the girls are begging to If U Seek Amy.

Manjobi as well lol