Your misheard Britney lyrics

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

My latest one-

I keep hearing ''Sheets of Lenin'' in HMC

 

I never understood a single word of anything what the dude in Soda Pop is rapping?/singing

 

[NBT]

Work it hard like it's your brother, Sean 

I forgot my boyfriend was the one that had bought me this bra

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

1 minute ago, Damon said:

Work it hard like it's your brother, Sean 

I forgot my boyfriend was the one that had bought me this bra

 

U got me listening to WB because I think I hear the same thing

[MikeHunt]

Instead of “leaving behind my name and age” in Slave, I thought it was “leaving behind my lemonade” 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

2 minutes ago, Damon said:

Work it hard like it's your brother, Sean 

I forgot my boyfriend was the one that had bought me this bra

 

I hear ''Here comes the big d'' in WB, ******* hell

[Instant Deja Vu]

I've never heard 'get it, get it' in I'm a slave 4u, but 'gie gie' And when I was a kid I was 'thinking WTH does it mean?!'

[NBT]

4 minutes ago, MikeHunt said:

Instead of “leaving behind my name and age” in Slave, I thought it was “leaving behind my lemonade” 

Kity kitty, kitty kitty (woah)

Kitty kitty, kitty kitty (woah)

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

11 minutes ago, Damon said:

Kity kitty, kitty kitty (woah)

Kitty kitty, kitty kitty (woah)

 

[jonloch1]

my favourite misheard lyric will always be Amnesia

'i saw him standing there in the parking lot, he asked if i **** here a lot' lol 

[edamamebeans]

this wasn't me, but someone here YEARS ago said that "hot bugatti whips" in freakshow sounded like "hot poop out a whip" and i literally have never been able to hear anything else since then 

 

[NBT]

5 minutes ago, edamamebeans said:

this wasn't me, but someone here YEARS ago said that "hot bugatti whips" in freakshow sounded like "hot poop out a whip" and i literally have never been able to hear anything else since then 

Song officially ruined for me too, now. It really does. 

[madara]

In Just Like Me I keep hearing "chicken chicken chicken chicken" instead of "she can she can she can she can"

[Willson Saints]

Someone else but May. Ok, so who' May?

That I'm the own lie one who will see.

Call me the bak'la, I am the bad *****. The ***** that you never know!

[G-unit]

I still don’t understand a lot of what’s being said in The Hook Up lol.

[Wendy Williams]

Toy Soldier:

I'm like a fail bottle p.ssy in your face 

[Wendy Williams]

1 hour ago, G-unit said:

I still don’t understand a lot of what’s being said in The Hook Up lol.

Not alone not alone not alone 

[Puppy]

I still hear “work it hard like your brother Sean.” 

[Azza]

Instead of “feels like the crowd is saying” I hear “feels like a protégé” 🙈

[OneLife]

In Toxic instead "You're toxic, I'm slippin' under" I thought it was "You're toxic, i'm sleepin' under" 

And even though I've heard the song a million times already, and I know I'm wrong about the word, I keep singing instead "With a taste of a poison paradise" I sing "With a taste of a poison never dies" 

 

Edit: I forgot that all my childhood I was singing in I'm Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman instead "All I need is time, a moment that is mine" 

"All I need is time, mom and dad is mine"

 As a child whose English is not my native language, the syntactic mistake didn't bother me

 

[babyimmafreak90]

How I Roll - “you can be my f tonight” 

it’s what it should have been given the next line is “we can tear it up tonight” 

Tear what up Britney?