Your misheard Britney lyrics

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

1 hour ago, babyimmafreak90 said:

How I Roll - “you can be my f tonight” 

it’s what it should have been given the next line is “we can tear it up tonight” 

Tear what up Britney? 

Wait, it's NOT you can be my f tonight???

 

I've always thought it was!

[babyimmafreak90]

32 minutes ago, FreeBritBrit said:

Wait, it's NOT you can be my f tonight???

 

I've always thought it was!

It’s “thug” tonight allegedly. I choose not to believe it though 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

1 minute ago, babyimmafreak90 said:

It’s “thug” tonight allegedly. I choose not to believe it though 

I bet producers do this **** on purpose to **** with us. No other explanation

[TheBlackoutRadar]

In Trouble For Me, I thought she was singing "escape Ecuador" which made no sense to me but I just went and vibed with it. 

It was a couple of years later before it dawned on me that it's "escape, exit door".

[JackSProductions]

For years I thought “a moment that is mine” in Not A Girl was “I’m hoping that is mine”

[JackSProductions]

& I thought “leave behind my name and age” was “live in perfect harmony” 💀

[Wendy Williams]

3 hours ago, OneLife said:

In Toxic instead "You're toxic, I'm slippin' under" I thought it was "You're toxic, i'm sleepin' under" 

And even though I've heard the song a million times already, and I know I'm wrong about the word, I keep singing instead "With a taste of a poison paradise" I sing "With a taste of a poison never dies"

 

How about Liar?

I read in lyrics:

Keeping secrets under your sheets
Under you sheets, under-under your sheets 

 

But I swear God she is talking about his sh.its!!!! 

[NBT]

Biscuits! 
Biscuits! 
Biscuits! 

[Wendy Williams]

38 minutes ago, babyimmafreak90 said:

It’s “thug” tonight allegedly. I choose not to believe it though 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

Too many relatable misheard lyrics at this point

[heyitsjake]

Break The Ice: 'ain't gotta be scared we're drunk now' instead of 'grown now' 

Toy Soldier: 'Like them city boys from the yard' instead of 'New York'

Amnesia: 'I'mma tell my guy he should just f'ing go ' not 'up and go'

Good times belting those lyrics out before I knew the actual lyrics 🤣

[danielgeismas]

work it hard like it's your proper shawn. 

[Toxic.Latin]

I always sing:

You wanna piss on me? 

[Jajay119]

"Oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh, tonight I'm gonna be a little shell fish, be a little shell fish" 

 

"Tonight I'm feeling ***ual, come on and lay inside my love pillow" 

 

 

"Say you're just a friend. I'm a little lion" 

[Wendy Williams]

6 hours ago, Toxic.Latin said:

I always sing:

You wanna piss on me? 

Yes Im f.cking sure she mean this! Same with Liar's "sheets"

[Emil87]

In Toxic, I hear “your toxic c.u.m. slipping under”

In “Everybody”, I hear “so pissed the way you piss me with your energy” instead “so fierce the way you pierce me with your energy” 

Everyone to me:

[SosEtaSeth]

In Hot As Ice: "Wanna make you feel like Kevin, 24/7"

 

The actual lyrics: "Wanna make you feel like heaven (Heaven)
                             Twenty-four seven (Seven)"

 

I'm sorry y'all, no need to throw your heels at me! I'll be leaving my Stan card by the door

 

[jonloch1]

20 hours ago, babyimmafreak90 said:

How I Roll - “you can be my f tonight” 

it’s what it should have been given the next line is “we can tear it up tonight” 

Tear what up Britney? 

Omg yeh for years I thought it was you can be my F tonight, but only a few months ago on this forum someone pointed out it was you can be my thug tonight,  I still hear **** 

[jonloch1]

Oh remember she did a interview with Frank Skinner in 2002 and he admitted that he thought in Slave 4 U she was singing kitty kitty lol

[jordeezy river red]

"I know you me told I should stay away

I know you said he's just a darn Australian"

 

"You got a sick stallion in your face

Let me get a bonnet, let me get a bonnet, let me get a bonnet"