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So this website uses A.I. to "evaluate" (judge) your taste in music and drags you to filth. It's actually brilliant.

My score went down when they saw I play "Detonate" by "Charli XCX" a lot :katyclown_makeup_mess_pie_meme_smile:

Also...

"You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Britney Spears
Selena Gomez
Iggy Azalea
Charli XCX
ZAYN

You are 44% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Taylor Swift..." :cheese_Britney_awkward_cringe_eek:

 

The whole process is very enjoyable, check it out: https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/spotify-bad.jpg.c7f56e0aae597e9b7d0e6fb271258ee8.jpg

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This is so cool!

 

I got this:

 

Seeing plenty of pop.

Finding a lot of Taylor Swift. :peasants_taylor_swift_walking_away_bye_goodbye:

Like... a LOT.

oh boy I Know by Tom Odell. :crying1_britney_sobbing_tears_2006_sad:

oh great another Lady Gaga stan... :ohwut_gaga_sunglasses_shocked_surprised_what_huh:

You've been listening to a lot of Taylor Swift lately. :gagacrash_driving_run_hit_lady_sunglasses:

u okay?

 

Of course Britney Spears. :lollipop_britney_sucker_dancing_party_2012:

One last thing...

> Thank your obsessions with Taylor Swift, edm (e.g., Major Lazer and Calvin Harris), and Folklore for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> dula-peep bad :duadance_lipa_new_rules_green_pink_dancing:

> You're-wearing-the-Chromatica-Jockstrap-aren't-you? bad

> cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad

> mullet-pop bad

> its-britney-***** bad

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Taylor Swift

The Killers

Lady Gaga

Dua Lipa

Britney Spears

You are 40% basic. You listen to a few unique things, but most of it is what everybody else listens to, like Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber..

You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Physical by Dua Lipa and cardigan by Taylor Swift.

 

 

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This ***** said my Spotify was “aging-Britney-fan-i-know-the-DJ-nobody-puts-baby-in-the-corner-bad” :omggg_shocked_hand_old_lady_woman_surprised:

“You listen to these tracks too much: (You Drive Me) Crazy, Break My Heart, Love Again, My Only Wish (This Year) & Head & Heart” :comingthru_miss_ny_new_york_pollard_tiffany_walk_runway_hair:

“You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Britney Spears, Luke Bryan, Dua Lipa, Marina, Taylor Swift” :ohcrap_britney_crap_omg_glory_jimmy_kimmel_jkl_surprised_wow:

“You are 42% basic” :roxxy:

“Oh great...another Dua Lipa stan” :duadance_lipa_new_rules_green_pink_dancing:

“Finding a lot of Britney Spears...like...A LOT” :lollipop_britney_sucker_dancing_party_2012:

“You must have peaked around Glory (Deluxe Version)” :haha_britney_laugh_lol_lmao_hehe_haha_bw_black_white: The shadeee :ban_britney_ff_femme_fatale:

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It literally told me ‘oh great, another Britney Spears stan. You’ve been listening to a LOT of Taylor Swift lately’ and? So what, Evermore just came out recently and is on repeat :tbh_britney_nod_yes_yas_ftr_for_the_record_vma_2008_circus: then they made me do **** marry kill between Britney, Gaga and Eminem.... my three faves. Eurgh.

Overall I’m 41% basic and it told me I’m ‘stuck in the early 2010s’ :shadelaugh_tiffany_ny_new_york_ms_miss_cackle_laugh_lol_haha_hehe_lmao:

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> Your spotify was arianator-wet-***-twerk-skills-on-legendary bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Ariana Grande, WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion), and City Girls for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> your-gen-z-is-showing bad

> aging-britney-fan bad

> k-pop-aficionado bad

> stan-army-lieutenant bad

> twitter-fighting bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Not Friendly by Flo Milli
  • Львица на танцполе by Grivina
  • shut up by Ariana Grande
  • May I by Flo Milli
  • 34+35 by Ariana Grande

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Ariana Grande
  • Flo Milli
  • City Girls
  • Britney Spears
  • LOONA

You are 33% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Ariana Grande..

You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Not Friendly by Flo Milli

Haha. It somehow stumbled on Loona and Twice. But my spotify is pretty new with few months usage.

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16 minutes ago, blackguillemot said:
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> Your spotify was arianator-wet-***-twerk-skills-on-legendary bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Ariana Grande, WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion), and City Girls for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> your-gen-z-is-showing bad

> aging-britney-fan bad

> k-pop-aficionado bad

> stan-army-lieutenant bad

> twitter-fighting bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Not Friendly by Flo Milli
  • Львица на танцполе by Grivina
  • shut up by Ariana Grande
  • May I by Flo Milli
  • 34+35 by Ariana Grande

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Ariana Grande
  • Flo Milli
  • City Girls
  • Britney Spears
  • LOONA

You are 33% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Ariana Grande..

You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Not Friendly by Flo Milli

Haha. It somehow stumbled on Loona and Twice. But my spotify is pretty new with few months usage.

Omg I had to search Loona because I thought you were talking about her 

and was gonna say damn that’s some dedication :queenie_falling_dying_dead: I didn’t realize there was a group called that :airpls_gaga_wheeze_eyes_wide_breathe_lady_lmao_lol_haha_hehe_omg_surprised_shocked:

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noooooooo im crying 😭 this is hilarious (i started using spotify this year, half of the stuff i listen to isn’t on it💀 so its just the american stuff)

Your spotify wasits-britney-*****-lilith-fair-wet-*** bad.

> Thank your obsessions with BritneySpears, lilith (e.g., AlanisMorissette and Alanis Morissette),and WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)for that.

> Based on your listening habits, Ican also tell you your spotifywas...

> dua-little-dance bad

> hxcore-falsetto bad

> women-of-a-certain-age-stan bad

> low-cut-jean-pop bad

> women-of-a-certain-age-obsessedbad

> Here's what else is going on inyour aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Kings & Queens by Ava Max

Save Your Tears by The Weeknd

Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

Tipsy by Chloe x Halle

XS by Rina Sawayama

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Britney Spears

Dua Lipa

The Weeknd

Kylie Minogue

Gwen Stefani

You are 50% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like The Weeknd..

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

That's it. I'm done.
 

 

 

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> Your spotify was swiftie-fangirl-dirrty-pop-cabincore bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Taylor Swift, boy band, and Folklore for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos bad

> britney-in-vegas bad

> old-shawn-mendes-vines-saved-to-your-phone bad

> moonwalk bad

> cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • exile by Taylor Swift
  • Chromatica I by Lady Gaga
  • Rain On Me (with Ariana Grande) by Lady Gaga
  • the 1 by Taylor Swift
  • this is me trying by Taylor Swift

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Taylor Swift
  • Lady Gaga
  • Britney Spears
  • Jack & Jack
  • Shawn Mendes

You are 59% basic. You listen to a few unique things, but most of it is what everybody else listens to, like Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber..

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...

Shutting down.

i had to apologize to literally no one after these results appeared

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Why is that when they automatically see Britney Spears its "BAD TASTE ALERT", i feel ashamed lmbo :embarrassed_britney_2007_red_hide_ashamed_cover:

I dont listen actually to spotify alot, since i dont have premium so the site really wouldnt know my taste THAT properly :cheese_Britney_awkward_cringe_eek: But from what i have listened too, it judged my taste and i was basically shaded for liking Cant get you out of my head, Harry Styles and Katy :queenie_falling_dying_dead:

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> Your spotify was aging-boy-bander-mom-and-dads-date-night-nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Harry Styles, neo soul, and (I've Had) The Time of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad

> stop-getting-all-your-music-from-tiktok bad

> albanian-pop-agenda bad

> your-gen-x-is-showing bad

> cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Read My Lips by Jessie Ware
  • Treat People With Kindness by Harry Styles
  • Wish You Were Sober by Conan Gray
  • D.M.S.R. by Prince
  • Can't Get You out of My Head by Kylie Minogue

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Britney Spears
  • Jessie Ware
  • Harry Styles
  • Kylie Minogue
  • Katy Perry

You are 71% basic. Katy Perry and Britney Spears? Almost all your music is what somebody else told you to listen to..

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

Well, that was really something.

I need to go sit in silence for a second.

Shutting down.

:imdying_wendy_crying_sad_tears_sobbing:

 

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7 hours ago, jackjackjackjack13 said:
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> Your spotify was swiftie-fangirl-dirrty-pop-cabincore bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Taylor Swift, boy band, and Folklore for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos bad

> britney-in-vegas bad

> old-shawn-mendes-vines-saved-to-your-phone bad

> moonwalk bad

> cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • exile by Taylor Swift
  • Chromatica I by Lady Gaga
  • Rain On Me (with Ariana Grande) by Lady Gaga
  • the 1 by Taylor Swift
  • this is me trying by Taylor Swift

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Taylor Swift
  • Lady Gaga
  • Britney Spears
  • Jack & Jack
  • Shawn Mendes

You are 59% basic. You listen to a few unique things, but most of it is what everybody else listens to, like Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber..

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...

Shutting down.

i had to apologize to literally no one after these results appeared

Jack & Jack? Taste. :kylie_proud_yes_wow_impressive_amazing:

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