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12 hours ago, Isla said:

It literally told me ‘oh great, another Britney Spears stan. You’ve been listening to a LOT of Taylor Swift lately’ and? So what, Evermore just came out recently and is on repeat :tbh_britney_nod_yes_yas_ftr_for_the_record_vma_2008_circus: then they made me do **** marry kill between Britney, Gaga and Eminem.... my three faves. Eurgh.

Overall I’m 41% basic and it told me I’m ‘stuck in the early 2010s’ :shadelaugh_tiffany_ny_new_york_ms_miss_cackle_laugh_lol_haha_hehe_lmao:

Omg I forgot about the **** marry kill bit!!

Who did you choose??? :badthoughts_gun_kris_genner_thinking_debating:

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LMAO This is genius and so hilarious. Here is mine (my responses are in green):

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Analyzing your listening history...

lol

omg

okay hold up

Do you really listen to My Own Dance by Kesha?

Yes  :embarrassed_britney_2007_red_hide_ashamed_cover:

Cool...

Seeing plenty of pop. 

Finding a lot of Britney Spears. :thirsty_britney_onyx_drink_flirt_drinking_sipping_fan_hot:

Like... a LOT. :receipts2_britney_um_browsing_browse:

oh boy Rare by Selena Gomez. :selenerz_selena_crying_tears_sad:

oh great another Justin Timberlake stan... :jtum_justin_timberlake_surprised_wow_um_blink_eyebrows_shocked:

You've been listening to a lot of Britney Spears lately. :outwithit_go_on_wave_britney_femme_fatale_ff_documentary:

u okay? :tbh_britney_nod_yes_yas_ftr_for_the_record_vma_2008_circus:

Yeah why ? :smokney_britney_smoke_cigarette_chaotic_2004_exhale_blow:

no reason...

Of course Katy Perry. :katyfrog_perry_upset_um:

One last thing...

F.uck marry kill. Choose fast.

F.uck : Justin Timberlake  :lollipop_britney_sucker_dancing_party_2012:

Marry: Lady Gaga :runga_stupid_love_gaga_running_away_bye_pink_chromatica:

Kill: Kesha (Sorry girl ... I didnt listen to Taylor Swift enough )  :britdrown_britney_tears_crying_drown_ink_black:

Your spotify was britney-in-vegas-nobody-puts-baby-in-a corner-former-boy-bander bad :watrusayin_britney_xfactor_confused_shocked_surprised_um_what:

Thank your obsessions with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake for that (Team Pinky and Stinky forever) :bedtime_britney_book_Reading:

Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

  • cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad :slayde_meme_red_glam_neyde_neydeney_britney:
  • First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos bad :joanne_gaga_pink_hat_cowgirl_stare_leave:
  • dua-little-dance bad :duadance_lipa_new_rules_green_pink_dancing:
  • waiting-for-the-album-bad
  • you-probably-bring-a-tent-to-the-beach-bad 

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Swimming In The Stars by Britney Spears
  • positions by Ariana Grande
  • Lonely by Maluma
  • Should Come Easy by Stephen Lind
  • I Blame You by Paris Hilton


You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Britney Spears
  • Kesha
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Lady Gaga
  • Katy Perry

You are 48% basic.  :disbelief_britney_surprised_shocked_wow: You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Ariana Grande ... :omggg_shocked_hand_old_lady_woman_surprised:

You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Swimming In the Stars by Britney Spears and Positions by Ariana Grande 

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.

Shutting down. 

:blol_britney_2011_ff_femme_fatale_laugh_lol_haha_hehe_lmao:

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Xfactor Sam said:

LMAO This is genius and so hilarious. Here is mine (my responses are in green):

Analyzing your listening history...

lol

omg

okay hold up

Do you really listen to My Own Dance by Kesha?

Yes  :embarrassed_britney_2007_red_hide_ashamed_cover:

 

Cool...

Seeing plenty of pop. 

Finding a lot of Britney Spears. :thirsty_britney_onyx_drink_flirt_drinking_sipping_fan_hot:

Like... a LOT. :receipts2_britney_um_browsing_browse:

oh boy Rare by Selena Gomez. :selenerz_selena_crying_tears_sad:

oh great another Justin Timberlake stan... :jtum_justin_timberlake_surprised_wow_um_blink_eyebrows_shocked:

You've been listening to a lot of Britney Spears lately. :outwithit_go_on_wave_britney_femme_fatale_ff_documentary:

u okay? :tbh_britney_nod_yes_yas_ftr_for_the_record_vma_2008_circus:

Yeah why ? :smokney_britney_smoke_cigarette_chaotic_2004_exhale_blow:

no reason...

Of course Katy Perry. :katyfrog_perry_upset_um:

One last thing...

**** marry kill. Choose fast.

**** : Justin Timberlake  :lollipop_britney_sucker_dancing_party_2012:

Marry: Lady Gaga :runga_stupid_love_gaga_running_away_bye_pink_chromatica:

Kill: Kesha (Sorry girl ... I didnt listen to Taylor Swift enough )  :britdrown_britney_tears_crying_drown_ink_black:

Your spotify was britney-in-vegas-nobody-puts-baby-in-a corner-former-boy-bander bad :watrusayin_britney_xfactor_confused_shocked_surprised_um_what:

Thank your obsessions with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake for that (Team Pinky and Stinky forever) :bedtime_britney_book_Reading:

Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

  • cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad :slayde_meme_red_glam_neyde_neydeney_britney:
  • First-im-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos bad :joanne_gaga_pink_hat_cowgirl_stare_leave:
  • dua-little-dance bad :duadance_lipa_new_rules_green_pink_dancing:
  • waiting-for-the-album-bad
  • you-probably-bring-a-tent-to-the-beach-bad 

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Swimming In The Stars by Britney Spears
  • positions by Ariana Grande
  • Lonely by Maluma
  • Should Come Easy by Stephen Lind
  • I Blame You by Paris Hilton


You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Britney Spears
  • Kesha
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Lady Gaga
  • Katy Perry

You are 48% basic.  :disbelief_britney_surprised_shocked_wow: You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Ariana Grande ... :omggg_shocked_hand_old_lady_woman_surprised:

You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Swimming In the Stars by Britney Spears and Positions by Ariana Grande 

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.

Shutting down. :blol_britney_2011_ff_femme_fatale_laugh_lol_haha_hehe_lmao:

 

 

Looking back, my analysis was much sweeter than yours :orangu_orangutan_ape:

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This is mine and I really took it personal. Lol

> Your spotify waslow-cut-jean-pop-mullet-pop-women-of-a-certain-age-stan bad.

> Thank your obsessions with BritneySpears, Miley Cyrus, and KylieMinogue for that.

> Based on your listening habits, Ican also tell you your spotifywas...

> nightmare-to-karaoke-with bad

> twitter-fighting bad

> ponytail-pop bad

> folklore-evermore-dumbledore-witch-pop bad

> music-to-stalk-boys-to bad

> Here's what else I learned in thathellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Side Effects by Mariah Carey
  • Midnight Sky by Miley Cyrus
  • Bye Bye by Mariah Carey
  • Touch My Body by Mariah Carey
  • Prisoner by Miley Cyrus

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Sandy e Junior
  • Britney Spears
  • Ariana Grande
  • Kylie Minogue
  • Mariah Carey

You are 36% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Ariana Grande..

You're stuck in the 2000s. You've gotta get over Na Boa, Sem Chorar by Sandy e Junior.

Analysis finally complete.

I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...

Shutting down.

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OMG this was so funny :haha_britney_laugh_lol_lmao_hehe_haha_bw_black_white:

My Spotify was "albanian-pop-agenda-hot-topic-threw-up-on-you-k-pop-aficionado bad". It says "thank your obsessions with Ava Max, Billie Eilish and BLACKPINK for that".  Also:

"aging-Britney-fan" bad

"you've-come-a-long-way-from-Despacito" bad (i guess it's because i listen to a lot of reggaeton)

"arianator" bad (which is weird because I only listen to a couple of tracks)

"disco-is-back" bad

"pre-ordered-the-bad-bunny-crocs" bad (again my reggaeton obsession)

I stan these artist to an uncomfortable extent:

- Britney :bwink_britney_pepsi_wink_black_and_white_bw_flirt:

- Billie :billie_eilish_green_chuckle_cackle_lol_lmao_haha_hehe_laugh:

- C. Tangana (local Spanish rapper)

- Rosalía (my international local fav)

- Ava Max :cheese_Britney_awkward_cringe_eek:

I guess I'm a generic basic ***** :gloria_falling_stairs_trip: I'm 46% basic according to this and too trendy for my own good:madance_madonna_dancing_party_bw_black_white:

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