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Britney posts new (fake) knives dancing video: no one needs to worry or call the cops


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1) She could have watched Shakira's VMA performance live and personally lol. But I don't blame her cause neither do I like going to concerts. :yaknow_britney_xfactor_X_factor_talk_tell_chat_you_know:

2) Wow, do fake knives look so real like those? And can you still get yourself hurt by them? (genuine question)

3) Britney feat. Shakira in the works soon then? :bsass_britney_boys_nod: A new Whenever Wherever (The Real Fake Knives Remix) feat. Britney Spears? :jl_jamie_lynn_awkward_cringe_eek:

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10 minutes ago, jor to tha deezy said:

Why does Britney Spears have a prop knife that looks like the knife she cut watermelon with? THATS a conspiracy theory I'm ACTUALLY interested in. BTW why does the store sell prop forks and spoons? 

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And that watermelon video was not shot in her kitchen. It was when she was in Mexico. You can tell from the backsplash. 

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6 minutes ago, TakeYourHand said:

See now she’s dug a bigger hole because everyone knows those knives aren’t fake. She’s doubling down on a lie. Not to mention I have a. very high suspicion she’s getting these excuses from Exhale. Shakira and the fake knives. Maybe it was Shakira inspired but idk. I’m standing by the original was scary and the post right after was as well. Not sorry. Normal reaction. 

Especially after the cops were called she hops right back online and does it again!

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7 minutes ago, TakeYourHand said:

See now she’s dug a bigger hole because everyone knows those knives aren’t fake. She’s doubling down on a lie. Not to mention I have a. very high suspicion she’s getting these excuses from Exhale. Shakira and the fake knives. Maybe it was Shakira inspired but idk. I’m standing by the original was scary and the post right after was as well. Not sorry. Normal reaction. 

I too believe she reads here at this point, there's been a suspicious amount of match-ups with the narratives on here and her captions recently. :angietea_angelina_jolie_tea_sips_coffee_mug_cup_drink_spilling_spill:

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31 minutes ago, Bluemoonpj said:

To those who believe they’re not fake (I mean I get it. They do sound real.) why would she spank herself with them in this video? Even if she’s in a bad place I don’t believe she’s lost all common sense. That would be painful and very stupid to post because it would be a clear indication of possible self harm. And let’s be honest the clarity of the caption when compared to her usual verbal cadence makes it sound like she had some PR help with this post. So yeah, I’m inclined to believe they’re fake. 

Probably the same reason she brought a lot lighter to her tongue!

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