It's Time To Stop Pretending 'Private Show' Is Bad

[andreafly1]

After the huge acclaim of previous thread "It's Time To Stop Pretending Brave New Girl Is Bad"...here's another one that absolutely nobody requested, but i did, so yay!

 

The revolution continues, and it's now the turn of Private Show! 

 

PS was officially released on August 4th 2016 as promo single for its at-the-time upcoming 9th studio album Glory and it peaked into the Top 5 spot on iTunes USA chart!

 

It also served as the 'soundtrack' for the commercial series of her omonimous perfume, in which she looked absolutely stunning:

 

So yeah, don't be slow, and stan Private Show!

 

[KrisJ]

Yeah it’s not bad, it’s atrocious 

[andreafly1]

1 minute ago, Jaime Jean said:

 here we go again...BNG and now now Private Show... and

Rome wasn't built in one day, so i'mma make it change y'all mind (no séas cortes)! 

2 minutes ago, KrisJ said:

Yeah it’s not bad, it’s atrocious 

That Kylie Jenner gif is longer than my future perspectives.

[MathCarmignani]

i think this time we're not pretending sis 

[DonMegaX]

Sounding like a thread full of prudes in here...

[JayTawndre]

Private Show is a bop. The bubblegum Pop gays are the only ones who don't appreciate Britney's R&B side other than Mood Ring... 

[thebritmaster]

 
It's Time To Stop Pretending 'Private Show' Is Bad Good

[HisNameisChase]

It sounds like she was pumped full of helium and adopted by Alvin and the Chimpmunks.

[andreafly1]

4 minutes ago, DoubleJayTawndre said:

Private Show is a bop.

Correct, my friend!

6 minutes ago, MathCarmignani said:

i think this time we're not pretending sis 

As Taylor Swift in Wildest Dreams would say: "Just pretend, just pretend!"

[rennen2.0]

It is bad. It's just facts. 

 

 

[JordanMiller is Fggt]

Private show was supposed to be on Mariahs album but it was given to Britney. This song should have been released as a single because Britney would have definitely won a Grammy in RnB! 

🎶Ribbit! Ribbit! Boy watch me Ribbit! 🎶

[davelivesfree]

I ADORE Private Show 

Same with Hot as Ice 

I just love Smurfney 

[andreafly1]

4 minutes ago, Touch my Toto said:

Private show was supposed to be on Mariahs album but it was given to Britney. This song should have been released as a single because Britney would have definitely won a Grammy in RnB! 

🎶Ribbit! Ribbit! Boy watch me Ribbit! 🎶

Of course, dahling!

Oh and i stan TMB by queen Mariah still nowadays like you have no idea!

[Annabanana]

I like it. I'll listen to it super loud while I'm driving haha 

[andreafly1]

5 minutes ago, davelivesfree said:

I ADORE Private Show 

Same with Hot as Ice 

I LOVE Smurfney 

I mean, who doesn't?

[MonaLisa613]

I love it, it’s super catchy.

[andreafly1]

16 hours ago, MonaLisa613 said:

I love it, it’s super catchy.

Also the bridge is super fierce!

 

STRUT IT OUT, STRUT IT OUT

EYES ON ME

WATCH ME STRIKE A POSE

FEEL MY HEAT

[TheBlackoutRadar]

I think there's a lot to like about the song: the non chipmunk vocals are nice especially the 'wilding all down low' that comes straight after a chipmunk vocal as it's a nice contrast, the 'ooh ooh baby baby' parts are catchy, the bridge is fun, there's a sense of joy, whimsy, and goofiness from Britney's voice as well, and it's got a really good, fun, modern but retro instrumental to it as well. And then the  'apple pie satisfy' bit is brilliantly off kilter and ends the song perfectly. 

Sure, as mentioned, there's the very nasally chipmunk voice at times (I believe, possibly, the most chipmunkiest we've ever heard from her) but it's not used quite as much as people think and while I wouldn't exactly place it in my top 50 Britney songs I do bop along to it when it comes on. 

 

[Oprah Winfrey.]

Idk maybe it would’ve sounded good without the terrible vocal production but hearing Britney say “boy watch me twerk it” just felt so not Britney 

[Onyx_Zone-89]

It is pretty bad.