My Embarrassing Britney Confession

[BKSTYL3]

3 minutes ago, The Bling said:

I must confess I sing the intro to Piece Of Me  Or moan it actually  Every single time 

What even are those sounds though? Are they actual moans? How did they get away with them

[The Bling]

3 minutes ago, BKSTYL3 said:

I stan harder and harder every day

[Martini]

I cant stand not being sure of a lyric so im always quick to google it 

[Oprah Winfrey.]

3 hours ago, Brad Adamson said:

My husband thought that part said “the incredible line goes ‘more more m-m-m-m-more”, not The Incredible Laigo 

I want to thank you because this whole time i had no idead what she said in that line

[Million Billion]

Don't feel bad sis, Brinti herself thought Will.I.am. came up with the "it's Britney *****?" catch phrase 

 

Imagine such delusion 

[none]

9 hours ago, luckynine said:

When i was 13 my father caught me in the living room doing the matm routine while the music video was playing 

i wanted to disappear!

better this

than doing this

[Delicious Pork Chops]

I thought piece of me was a racist song towards jlo

 

"no wonder there's hispanics in the industry i mean please"

but it's "no wonder there's panic in the industry i mean please"

and i didn't buy britney jean. 

 

[popprison]

HAHAHah that’s hilarious...great post tbh

[ExtraMile4U]

As a child I thought she said "I used to be your dolphin" in Cinderella................................

[Garrett]

My friend use to think the Piece of Me line "no wonder this panic in the industry I mean please" was "no other hispanic in the industry" I was like no girl no 

[TheWomanInKnee]

For years I didn't knew that From the bottom of my broken heart was a single cuz' the radio and the channels never played it in my country 

[BritneyFbTb]

I was singing along to freakshow, the line "im bout to shake my ***", I though she said...im bout to shave my ***. My sister was like wtf? 

[fnfurter]

I'm still only just finding out lyrics/words, to be honest.

BUT one time I was listening to... FTBOMBH, and this was back in 1999 so I was like thirteen, and just before it hits the first verse (so she was referring to the ad libbed "ooh-hoos", etc) my mom walked in and was like, "WHY are you listening to that woman ******?" and I've never forgotten it.

Not really a flop moment, but me stammering to explain that she was SINGING was.

20 hours ago, britney_rocks said:

Parts of POM sounds like a chicken

It's the gasping noise before the, "oh, yeah" that you mean, isn't it? Great, now I'm always going to hear a chicken.

[everybodygoesdown]

21 hours ago, BKSTYL3 said:

For the longest time i thought Kill the lights lyrics were:

"If youre feeling fraudulent"

 

I cackled out loud, that's hilarious

[Spiritbox]

On 6/27/2018 at 1:19 PM, BKSTYL3 said:

For the longest time i thought Kill the lights lyrics were:

"If youre feeling fraudulent"

Instead of 

'If youre feeling froggy leap"

 

I totally thought she was saying "If you're feeling froggily" until now... 

[timito]

Mine is really imberassig I mean I know that this wasn’t the lyrics and that it didn’t make sense  but I always heard  something like  “Think of all that crap that I f***ed you bad” on Lonely instead of “Think of all the times that I took you back” 

[LostInAnImage]

On 6/27/2018 at 1:08 PM, Martini said:

I cant stand not being sure of a lyric so im always quick to google it 

Don't you bring your logical solution here! That's not allowed on Exhale. 

[Good4Ya]

On 6/27/2018 at 1:27 PM, Dripping For Britney said:

This is a good basis for a college essay 

I’m taking notes for my dissertation while reading this post 

[rawbrit]

On 6/27/2018 at 6:20 PM, luckynine said:

When i was 13 my father caught me in the living room doing the matm routine while the music video was playing 

i wanted to disappear!

iconic moment tbh

[Good4Ya]

18 hours ago, Delicious Pork Chops said:

I thought piece of me was a racist song towards jlo

 

"no wonder there's hispanics in the industry i mean please"

but it's "no wonder there's panic in the industry i mean please"

and i didn't buy britney jean.