If Toxic is Britney's straightest song, which one is the gayest?

[emmagphoto]

Has to be Slave, then Me against the music comes to my mind, I cannot picture a straight person (except girls at a bachelorette perhaps) doing the chorus 

[super.nova]

the songs other mentions are indeed gay but the GP (meaning the straight men) do not know these songs.

so yeah it’s WB

[ivosoares]

Work ***** for sure

[Rachel Green Geller]

3 or WB imo

[studlygeorge]

Do you wanna come over sounds like it has a choir of screaming gay men so I vote that one

[RadicalOptimism]

Heaven on Earth 

[RadicalOptimism]

4 hours ago, leviathan said:

the songs other mentions are indeed gay but the GP (meaning the straight men) do not know these songs.

so yeah it’s WB

But the question asked for both gayest and straightest 

[bitbitboi]

"Work B1tch" and "Breathe On Me", duh! 

[Brat]

Amnesia is pretty gay,  and I like it 

[Groundbreaking]

in this particular order:

gayest

1. Gimme More
2. Work *****
3. Clumsy
4. 3
5. Touch of My Hand

straightest

1. Toxic (OP said it)
2. Scream & Shout
3. Perfume
4. Womanizer
5. Early Mornin'

 

 

[PinkBarbie]

If U Seek Amy cause when I was a kid I used to think it's about a lesbian looking for her girlfriend, Amy

[Marcanthony]

Oh la la

Edited January 4, 2023 by Marcanthony

[levxy]

Straightest: Hold Me Closer or Scream and Shout 

Gayest: Work ***** or Gimme More

[GlitterSlayDExhaleHI]

Not a fan of WB at all!! But I would say probably that one. And up n down sounds very Anthem-y. 

[everybodygoesdown]

definititely Slave 4 you. 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

5 hours ago, Brat said:

Amnesia is pretty gay,  and I like it 

Totally not gay, it's one of her straightest one

[agustinmalandra]

14 hours ago, Dreamer26 said:

so right... h03 and g4y anthem!

Spoiler

hello cutie 

 

[BRITannico]

Gayest = Dear Diary 

[jordeezy river red]

Top 5 gayest Britney songs:

1. Sometimes (cruising anthem)

2. Over To You Now (self explanatory)

3. Ooh Ooh Baby 

4. Perfect Lover

5. Anticipating 

[thankunext]

I can’t at people saying GM is her gayest song, it’s her most straight song. And I think Toxic is one of her gayest songs btw. With the violins and the high voices. Even the lyrics are gay.

her gayest songs must be Boys, Werk Betch or Breathe on me

Edited January 4, 2023 by thankunext