If Toxic is Britney's straightest song, which one is the gayest?

[Dreamer26]

8 hours ago, agustinmalandra said:

so right... h03 and g4y anthem!

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[Jota del Toro]

I mean... Britney Spears is Gay AF.. if I have to say a song I think WB is the gayest but I could say 70% of her music is... isn't it?

[Cancer]

On 1/3/2023 at 10:53 PM, Dave92 said:

Gayest song is 3. It just doesn’t sound like something an actual girl would sing. 

Straightest song is def Scream & Shout.

What you said about 3 applies to A LOT of Britney's singles...most of which were written by straight men.

Scream and Shout is a song written and sung by someone who is potentially bi/gay.

The conception of what constitutes 'gay' has almost certainly been muddied and tainted by American culture.

 

[myonlywish]

I think I'll have to go with "Do Somethin'" - everything about that single screams 'for the gays'

[do the thing]

6 hours ago, jordeezy said:

Top 5 gayest Britney songs:

1. Sometimes (cruising anthem)

2. Over To You Now (self explanatory)

3. Ooh Ooh Baby 

4. Perfect Lover

5. Anticipating 

is cruising really a thing or just an internet legend?  

 

btw britney doesn’t really have gay songs imo.

bomt/oidia are sugarpop which are very “girly” but not really gay

britney is very jackson-inspired so neutral

itz is very urban so even more neutral

BO is actually quite fancy night/european/sassy but it’s giving me more bis3xual vibes than gay

circus is generic pop

and so is FF

bl0w j0b is will.i.am d’éjection so neutral 

glory is a quite interesting mix, i’d say swinging mood, like euphoria bis3xual 

 

beyoncé has a much gayer discography than britney lol.

 

 

[do the thing]

6 hours ago, thankunext said:

I can’t at people saying GM is her gayest song, it’s her most straight song. And I think Toxic is one of her gayest songs btw. With the violins and the high voices. Even the lyrics are gay.

her gayest songs must be Boys, Werk Betch or Breathe on me

did u just associate an instrument and a voice range to being gay

wondering how you’d react in france italy or hungary where people go to operas 

[jordeezy river red]

1 hour ago, do the thing said:

is cruising really a thing or just an internet legend?  

 

btw britney doesn’t really have gay songs imo.

bomt/oidia are sugarpop which are very “girly” but not really gay

britney is very jackson-inspired so neutral

itz is very urban so even more neutral

BO is actually quite fancy night/european/sassy but it’s giving me more bis3xual vibes than gay

circus is generic pop

and so is FF

bl0w j0b is will.i.am d’éjection so neutral 

glory is a quite interesting mix, i’d say swinging mood, like euphoria bis3xual 

 

beyoncé has a much gayer discography than britney lol.

 

 

Ohhhh it's a thing amongst the Boomers especially out West

[ElectricPlatypusLove]

What about the trans anthem "Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"?

[Asakura Hao]

Pretty much anything on Blackout in a good way.

Anything on BJ in a terrible way.

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19 hours ago, do the thing said:

did u just associate an instrument and a voice range to being gay

wondering how you’d react in france italy or hungary where people go to operas 

Yes I did. What makes a song gay in your opinion?

[IvanFatale]

On 1/3/2023 at 10:55 PM, ObsessedBritFan1 said:

Brave New Girl

Pretty girls 

 

[ObsessedBritFan1]

3 minutes ago, IvanFatale said:

Pretty girls