Can y'all imagine if Jason Alexander is getting catfished by a gay pretending to be Britney?

[VCTR]

7 minutes ago, Towelney said:

 

 

It was quite a foursome 

I should learn to read before it’s too late. Too many poppers fried my brain. 
 

Did I message the guys from Seinfeld on accident?

Spoiler

Oops!... I did it again! 

 

[MyahJeanSpears]

Just now, LaLisaManoban said:

Damn you are really good at this... I'm starting to think that you are the catfisher! 

[MyahJeanSpears]

6 minutes ago, Towelney said:

 

 

It was quite a foursome 

Who's our next Kentwood, Louisiana victim???

Casey Alridge?

The methier the better!

[Anitta Elusive Chanteuse]

12 minutes ago, Towelney said:

 

 

It was quite a foursome 

1, 2, 3, 4, bottoms on the floor

[VCTR]

1 minute ago, MyahJeanSpears said:

Who's our next Kentwood, Louisiana victim???

Casey Alridge?

The methier the better!

MINE! Back off @Towelney! 

[MyahJeanSpears]

Just now, Anitta Elusive Chanteuse said:

1, 2, 3, 4, bottoms on the floor

I've never been attracted to this man. And ew at socks on. He's one of those. 🤮🤮🤮

[Anitta Elusive Chanteuse]

2 minutes ago, MyahJeanSpears said:

Who's our next Kentwood, Louisiana victim???

Casey Alridge?

The methier the better!

He went to jail because of how hard he beat my ***, it's true love 

[Towelney]

2 minutes ago, MyahJeanSpears said:

Who's our next Kentwood, Louisiana victim???

Casey Alridge?

The methier the better!

Why hello there 

[MyahJeanSpears]

Just now, Anitta Elusive Chanteuse said:

He went to jail because of how hard he beat my ***, it's true love 

Henny when I had him he could barely keep it up. Your story is as true as Sam Assguardian's heterosexuality.

[MyahJeanSpears]

Just now, Towelney said:

Why hello there 

[VCTR]

Just now, MyahJeanSpears said:

Henny when I had him he could barely keep it up. Your story is as true as Sam Assguardian's heterosexuality.

I can actually confirm that @Anitta Elusive Chanteuse is actually super loose now. Never recovered. 

[Anitta Elusive Chanteuse]

Just now, VCTR said:

I can actually confirm that @Anitta Elusive Chanteuse is actually super loose now. Never recovered. 

And I oop-

[SloppyToppyGoddess]

Wait, his noodz leaked? 

[JustWendy]

Omg what are y'all talking about, Jason Alexander is attempting a comeback?!?! What do we know so far??

Someone fill me in plz, ok thx <3

[rower2222]

[Mario]

lmaooooo omggggg imagineeee

[jordeezy river red]

This thread made me laugh way too hard 

[Britneylandia]

I think he’s just an attention *****. He just want to win some “fame” lol. Stay away from her. Lunatic vibes tbh.

[Sgt Spears deputy]

12 hours ago, MyahJeanSpears said:

He says he talked to Britney last night via text. What if the reason that he showed up to the courthouse is because "Britney" told him to go? 

This entire time he's been claiming he's been in contact with her. What if there's a fake stan out there with a fake Britney Facebook account that has been texting him for months/years? He is dumb enough to believe it. All that **** about her getting out of the conservatorship and dropping "The Original Doll" album sounds like a stan's fantasy. Homeboy is convinced that Britney is still interested in him. Whoever is texting him has probably convinced him to send **** pics, etc. What if poor Jason Alexander is being Myah Marie'd? 

We need to get Max and Nev involved. This could be the most iconic episode of Catfish ever made. 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm 100% convinced this is the case.

[Sharkney]

13 hours ago, PokemonSpears said:

"I messaged Sam Asghari" teas

Its "I messaged Sam Asghari" teas, pool party teas, and Myah Jean teas all rolled into one 

If this is true we won’t be needing new music, we’re being served