ariana grande Pete Davidson skull drags Ariana Grande: "My Career would be over if I painted myself brown"

[Jordan Miller]

OOP! Pete Davidson touched on his relationship with Ariana Grande in his new Netflix stand-up special Pete Davidson: Alive From New York. 

He actually didn't plan on mentioning her in his stand-up, but after he discovered she their relationship together a "distraction," all bets were off. 

"She has her songs and stuff and this is what I have," he said. "You're like, 'Pete, this isn't fair. You're airing out dirty laundry. How could you do that? Where did she say this stuff? To her friends in the confidence of her own home?'" he said. "No, she said it on the cover of Vogue magazine." 

"Can you imagine if I did that?" continued the comic. "My career would be over tomorrow if I spray painted myself brown and hopped on the cover of Vogue magazine and just started ******** on my ex." 

He continued, "Can you imagine if I did that ****? Like, 'Yeah, I was just ****ing her because I was bored and then Fortnite came out.'" 

What do we think ladies? Does he have a point? 

[Haha-Hehe-Haha-Ho]

I guess the his 15 minutes are running out so he's getting nasty in a desperate attempt to keep the headlines coming in. 

[Born2Die]

Ariana is Italian and can tan easy. That was her natural summer tan

 

Ive never liked Pete nor find him funny. I tried watching his special and its awkward and not in a quirky silly way. 

[Haha-Hehe-Haha-Ho]

7 minutes ago, Born2Die said:

Ariana is Italian and can tan easy. That was her natural summer tan

 

Ive never liked Pete nor find him funny. I tried watching his special and its awkward and not in a quirky silly way. 

This looks like the same pic Jordan posted but it looks way darker. 

[Roxxy]

10 hours ago, Born2Die said:

Ariana is Italian and can tan easy. That was her natural summer tan

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He's completely right though; he would most definitely get dragged if he behaved the same way Ariana did.  Those bits about spray-tanning and Fortnite... I don't know, y'all, but I found this funny AF. 

[IUSAtonight]

Is he wrong? Ariana comes across as a huge brat ever since she got super famous. Also it's her body she can get as tanned as she wants. Although I do find it a bit weird that many people think she's mixed

[Marley]

Sooo childish and immature from both sides... they are both just showing the wrong side of fame...

[samwoods321]

Totally agree with him, love him. Funny guy 

[ICouldntThinkOfOne]

It's an alternate universe, a white popstar steals from black artists, and sprays herself a very deep shade of tan.

She avoids cultural appropriation comments because her songs sound the same.

 

....wait no, that's this universe.

[SUPERJACK]

It's all very petty, but I don't think Pete is wrong, and they're both cashing in on it.

[Brat]

15 hours ago, Haha-Hehe-Haha-Ho said:

This looks like the same pic Jordan posted but it looks way darker. 

[Charlotte_the_Harlot]

16 hours ago, Born2Die said:

Ariana is Italian and can tan easy. That was her natural summer tan

...Really? 

[Martini]

17 hours ago, Born2Die said:

Ariana is Italian and can tan easy. That was her natural summer tan

 

Ive never liked Pete nor find him funny. I tried watching his special and its awkward and not in a quirky silly way. 

Ummmmmmmm baby that’s my avi 

[anthony7226]

4 hours ago, ICouldntThinkOfOne said:

It's an alternate universe, a white popstar steals from black artists, and sprays herself a very deep shade of tan.

She avoids cultural appropriation comments because her songs sound the same.

 

....wait no, that's this universe.

Thank you! I've always said "don't you dare stan Ariana and then come at me with some appropriation bullshit from other artists when homegirl is literally a walking appropriation." Just because you have black songwriters and color yourself dark doesn't make you street. I get very tired of selective acknowledgment. 

[bitbitboi]

Wait, what? I thought Ari was like Mariah, mixed raced (aren't we all, though?). Anyways, does it really matter?? You "Americans" are obsessed with race.....

[BoleynR]

But he’s right though.... 

[ColdAsFire88]

I have a weird attraction to him but this whole look makes him unattractive. He has gotten so much p*ssy because of his ex. He should get over it and move on already. None of us knew who he even was until Ariana got with him. #boybye 

[2K16NEY]

He’s right... but he didn’t gaf when they were dating. He didn’t seem to mind when he proposed to her. He only cares now because he’s petty and knows it will hurt her feelings.

He did not have a career before Ariana and tbh he is a weak comedian. 

[summer2summer]

Isn't that what all "female writers/artists" do though? That's how they make their money. Go out with a famous dude , break up , then write your feelings and opinions on a piece of paper and air it all out to the world through " art" . 

Taylor's career is soley based on her fueds , even her last music video is a statement about that scooter guy. 

I don't know but i've always liked how britney always avoids doing that , it just showcases that she takes her job seriously. She did a song as a reply and case was closed , not to mention i'd be all in on a whole album directed at JT. Man i'd live for that.