Britney dances with fake knives in new IG video:"Come over don’t worry I have such a warm inviting loving home with these FAKE knives !!!"

[humstarr]

Those are some impressive skills. 

At some point those knives do look fake tho. Why they wobble like that. Arent big knives supposed to be sturdier? Unless they are very very cheap. 

[Fita]

3 minutes ago, humstarr said:

Those are some impressive skills. 

At some point those knives do look fake tho. Why they wobble like that. Arent big knives supposed to be sturdier? Unless they are very very cheap. 

Yeah, I don't see lots of people saying this but Britney dances pretty good with them. 

[MajorPayne]

What kind of fake knives makes that sound when they are clashed together?

[Slave4Godney350]

Oh no not again Brit...

[PaMisMuchachas]

Is she responding to Xtina? 

 

[Jup1ter]

 

[Wendy Williams]

"Come over don’t worry I have such a warm inviting loving home with these FAKE knives !!!"

 

 

I- 

 

[SJK]

As always she knows exactly what she’s doing. A lot of people underestimate this woman. 

[Lola2790]

5 minutes ago, Whitney Houston said:

"Come over don’t worry I have such a warm inviting loving home with these FAKE knives !!!"

 

 

I- 

 

The way she capitalized that word...I don't think she's pretending anymore

She's telling people don't mess with her 

[Itsbritneybitch101100]

Megan 2 confirmed 🎥 

[Barmy86]

2 hours ago, G-unit said:

It’s so obvious she’s publicly responding to something someone in her family/former friend circle is saying about her.  Kinda here for it, but also kinda just wish she’d flat out call them out lol

She's very passive aggressive with everyone . Love the video though lol shes in a good mood

[itsxrichiexbish]

2 hours ago, mwilliams917 said:

So you are still a child. You don't have to explicitly say something for an inference to be made. You literally said you tried the chair dance because you saw stronger and now you want to try the knife dance. Why would you have to say explicitly that you want to try because Britney did it? There would be no desire to try the knife dance if you did not see her video. Y'all need help.

well maybe i do, but i’m not the one dissecting a fun video or a fun dumb comment about some dance 😂 so maybe u need help or to get laid 

[itsxrichiexbish]

1 hour ago, britneyluv said:

Didn't we all.... but let's leave the knife dancing to Britney. The elementary school days where it was somehow ok to blame Britney Spears for our immature decisions are long gone

 

nope, apparently i’m still a child… and i’m here for it 

[Steve W]

3 hours ago, itsxrichiexbish said:

okay so i’ve shared this before, but i wanna share it again… back in the day when i was a lil gay boy, i used to practice the stronger dances with a kitchen chair in my house…. sooooooo like i wanna friggin try the knife dances butttttt i’m so scared 😭😭😭😭

Its really not that hard ..tape the knives to dull them then have fun 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪😜🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🙃 ..if you impale yourself with one. Count to 10 .. wait no stand on your head ….. do not twist the knife.. yet get a duck then and pet it.. then make some soup.. not with the duck .. quack quack….. ok on a non sarcastic note…True story. We were idiots as kids . We would shoot arrows in the air and run in our football field . Dumb .. I can tell you more . Yet I know I played like I was bruce lee with knives as a kid . So well .. ehhh 😵‍💫🙄.. I can tell many more . 

[Haha-Hehe-Haha-Ho]

3 hours ago, KrisJ said:

Who needs an interview on GMA when you have dancing with knives with boots on the floor? 

When was the least time anyone saw a GMA interview about anything? 

[Haha-Hehe-Haha-Ho]

2 hours ago, MajorPayne said:

What kind of fake knives makes that sound when they are clashed together?

Prop knives. The whole point of them is to look as real as possible. If they looked fake then they would be a terrible prop. 

[britneymegamix]

6 hours ago, itsxrichiexbish said:

okay so i’ve shared this before, but i wanna share it again… back in the day when i was a lil gay boy, i used to practice the stronger dances with a kitchen chair in my house…. sooooooo like i wanna friggin try the knife dances butttttt i’m so scared 😭😭😭😭

How is the fact that you're gay relevant?

[Revenge.]

I love her 

[chizwhiz]

This promo is usurping the time she went crab fishing in Louisiana on the day of the HIAM release.

[X]

Sad. Why can't she just clean up her act for the sake of her children