The most ridiculous pop song lyrics you know?

[Puppy]

“Your body looks so sick I think I caught the flu” 

**** words 

[Kiss my]

Surprised this hasn’t already been posted:

I can lick it, I can ride it while you slippin' and slidin'
I can do all them little tricks and keep the **** up inside it
You can smack it, you can grip it, you can go down and kiss it
And every time he leave me 'lone, he always tell me he miss it

[Wendy Williams]

On 2/2/2023 at 2:57 AM, Puppy said:

“Your body looks so sick I think I caught the flu” 

**** words 

Omg, welcome back you in forum! Never seen you online, only listed as a mod

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One more ridiculous lyric:

Tell me, is it true that these men 

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@Rik vs Exhale @Henry. @JayTawndre Suxx

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Joke

 

are from Mars?
Is that why they be acting bizarre?

[kdub87]

Ok but Des’ree got this on lock..

”I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news”

[ThePhoenix]

I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs .....?

[MidnightEgyptianSheet]

Even after one two three tequila shots you still leave me high and dry thanks a lot but everywhere I go guys say I’m so hot so why do you still **** me like a robot 

[Martian_M00d]

My neck, my back, lick my p u s s y and my c r a c k 

[The Greatest Show]

Shakiras coffee machine line in She Wolf.

[everybodygoesdown]

I can't believe anyone posted this:

"I smell your breath...

It makes me cry"

 

[everybodygoesdown]

On 2/2/2023 at 1:26 AM, Brat said:

Nicki’s TTWE verse about fried chicken

I ain't talking poultry when I say this chicken's frieeeeeeeeed.

 

[Brat]

16 minutes ago, everybodygoesdown said:

I ain't talking poultry when I say this chicken's frieeeeeeeeed.

 

[Puppy]

6 hours ago, IJustWantHer2BeHAPPY said:

Omg, welcome back you in forum! Never seen you online, only listed as a mod

Aw thanks for thinking of me, I thought could care less about me 

Had to step away as exhale was getting out of hand and too much to deal but I do miss it here so here I am! Much love 

[Wendy Williams]

1 hour ago, Puppy said:

Aw thanks for thinking of me, I thought could care less about me 

Had to step away as exhale was getting out of hand and too much to deal but I do miss it here so here I am! Much love 

Much much love and fun for you here 

Hope your life is good now

[Britneysbitch8669]

I smell your breath, it makes me cry.

Or 

E- mail my heart and say our love will never die.

I know at the time "everyone was doing emails" but it's aged so badly hahaha

[babyimmafreak90]

11 hours ago, The Greatest Show said:

Shakiras coffee machine line in She Wolf.

Also the “awooooo” after set her free 

Adding to Shakira lyrics: 

“lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains” 

[Wendy Williams]

Trip to your eyes
Trip to your arms
Trip to your kiss
Trip to your lips
Trip to your tongue
Trip to your voice
Trip to your talk
Trip to your heart

Trip to your head
Trip to your chest
Trip to your breath
Trip to your skin
Trip to your sin
Trip to your touch
Trip to your tears
Trip to your heart

 

I can't believe that nobody didn't noticed to these awkward lyrics...

 

Trip to your toilet 

Edited February 4, 2023 by IJustWantHer2BeHAPPY

[Wendy Williams]

12 hours ago, Britneys*****8669 said:

I smell your breath, it makes me cry.

Or 

E- mail my heart and say our love will never die.

I know at the time "everyone was doing emails" but it's aged so badly hahaha

Tbh, we did emails as children... even not in 1999 

anyway, her voice is there really good, her adlibs

Edited February 4, 2023 by IJustWantHer2BeHAPPY

[Justaboy]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? 

[Mantequilla]

This thread reminded me of this. 

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[Ofcoursenot]

I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork