What Was Wrong With The Egg Britney Cooked in the Womanizer Video??

[thebritmaster]

If square egg was the thumbnail we would be at 400 million views already 

[RedBloodedWoman]

3 hours ago, _lebot said:

I remember when womanizer came out someone on here made earrings and neck charms made of clay of the egg. It was the cutest thing. 🥺

Onch from Paris Hilton’s BFF show was selling the egg jewelry too! 

[Kletus]

1 hour ago, thebritmaster said:

If square egg was the thumbnail we would be at 400 million views already 

ugh that will be my next topic

[Alio]

So...This is the kind of fanbase we have become. I see. 

[David Rose]

best thread in a long time tbh

[Kletus]

21 hours ago, Body ache said:

It's a metaphorical egg. It's supposed to represent the fake relationship they have. The egg started out as a real egg, but when it was served to him it turned into a fake egg. In Britney's eyes she was serving a real egg because to her the relationship was real, but in her ex's eyes he doesn't even see that it's an egg. I doubt he even looks down at it which is why it looks so fake and artificial. He just sees it the same way he sees his relationship with Britney which is something that resembles something real but isn't. The "food" resembles an egg, but in reality it isn't really an egg (to him). Her mind 

I was thinking this EXACT thing

[the_blackout]

Man, for this thread to be 3 pages ... only means one thing, we are the most desperate fanbase on earth.

Britney,

 

[ObsessedBritFan1]

What comes first? Chicken or the egg? SPERM EGG

[GlitterSlayDExhaleHI]

Does nobody ever feel it’s weird that the womanizer logo is plastered all over the kitchen

[_lebot]

20 hours ago, RedBloodedWoman said:

Onch from Paris Hilton’s BFF show was selling the egg jewelry too! 

Omg I think it was him!! When I googled him his face looked so familiar.

[LordofTheMoodRing]

Squarambled Eggs  

[Kletus]

13 hours ago, halfdressed said:

Does nobody ever feel it’s weird that the womanizer logo is plastered all over the kitchen

I think it reveals that the writing is on the wall… he’s a WOMANIZER!!! 🥚 

[GlitterSlayDExhaleHI]

5 hours ago, Kletus said:

I think it reveals that the writing is on the wall… he’s a WOMANIZER!!! 🥚 

Ah, clever! Probably!

[rebellion_is_the_way]

She was clearly try to open a calorie deficit for his model/ business man/ lovaboi hubby 

[S0ggyBiscuit]

Sam could nevah...

[blissfuloutsider]

it was a  fake toy egg prop duhhh 

[Kletus]

2 hours ago, rebellion_is_the_way said:

She was clearly try to open a calorie deficit for his model/ business man/ lovaboi hubby 

Wow she really is smart  she had this womanizer wrapped around her little finger and he never stood a chance 

[LeavinExhaleByYearEnd]

It’s “Square Deviled Eggs”:   
 

https://www.punchfork.com/recipe/Square-Deviled-Eggs-Food-Network

[bitbitboi]

On 2/5/2022 at 2:59 PM, BritneyWithGlasses said:

She learned this from superman

 

That woman on TV crying and me only being able to think "oh TO BE THE FLOOR HE STUMPS ON..." 

I'm sorry I got distracted yeah a square egg, ok this was directed by Joseph Kahn, he's crazy like that, I think he just tries to catch people's attention on every frame! But yeah this should be studied at universities.

[bitbitboi]

On 2/5/2022 at 2:54 PM, Stannedforever said:

She told the egg to square up because they're gonna end that womanizer's whole career 

Best Comment award to this please haaaahhh