Sam of the sea

[britney_rocks]

Would still ride that D, and eat that hole 

[kasavas]

35 minutes ago, WilderWein said:

Why is this low? Bc he had a little modeling job modeling costumes? Gotta start somewhere. And even if that was it for him, why would that be low? Are you that shallow?

[Lauralicious1]

I still would 

[JustLoveMe<3]

53 minutes ago, WilderWein said:

Why is this low? Bc he had a little modeling job modeling costumes? Gotta start somewhere. And even if that was it for him, why would that be low? Are you that shallow?

It sounds like it 

[Seanzy]

1 hour ago, puppylo16 said:

Britney, why you stoop so low 

Lmao and who are you? He got a check. He’s got his money. 

[really really cool guy]

1 hour ago, Tame impala said:

I just happened to be reading  this article when I came across #14.What do you think?? 

 

He looks like Sam to me

Sauce:https://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinsmith/terrible-mens-halloween-costumes

His right leg looks weird

[.: lucky :.]

Do you think Britney knows about his past career as a costume model?

Also that man is huge. I crossed paths with him at the *first* last POM show on NYE.. BEAST 

[Anti-Hero]

It doesn't look like him from this angle though. I don't know, maybe it is.

[Anti-Hero]

It's very expensive by the way

https://www.3wishes.com/mens/mens-costumes/sea-king-halloween-costume/

[jordeezy river red]

That is him... honestly this makes me like him a little more... plus he looks ****

[Barajas]

3 hours ago, WilderWein said:

Why is this low? Bc he had a little modeling job modeling costumes? Gotta start somewhere. And even if that was it for him, why would that be low? Are you that shallow?

i prefer this guy working and making his own money than lazy mofos as KFED and the other fatty that cheated on her.. (what was his name?)

[PokemonSpears]

15 minutes ago, Barajas said:

i prefer this guy working and making his own money than lazy mofos as KFED and the other fatty that cheated on her.. (what was his name?)

ew, I was just thinking about that Shrek this morning Remember she couldn't sing Perfume that day and instead sang Alien during the neon section? Those were the best live vocals ever 

[Barajas]

2 minutes ago, PokemonSpears said:

ew, I was just thinking about that Shrek this morning Remember she couldn't sing Perfume that day and instead sang Alien during the neon section? Those were the best live vocals ever 

haha and thanks to that we got some of the most deepest quotes from Brit in 10 years ...

"Men can suck my ******* toe" 

                                                        Britney Spears, 2015 

[redacted statement]

aww, humble beginnings.. that's really funny though.. 

[SlayOut]

2 hours ago, really really cool guy said:

His right leg looks weird

I was gonna say the same

 

Also, does anyone else think it’s strange that his arms are almost thicker than his lower legs/calves? 

[JustLoveMe<3]

6 hours ago, Barajas said:

haha and thanks to that we got some of the most deepest quotes from Brit in 10 years ...

"Men can suck my ******* toe" 

                                                        Britney Spears, 2015 

Link? ?

[It'sSandraBitch]

5 hours ago, SlayOut said:

I was gonna say the same

 

Also, does anyone else think it’s strange that his arms are almost thicker than his lower legs/calves? 

 Britney's calves are to adore by a lot of men in bodybuilding sphere 

can't fight genetics tho