List All Of Britney's Current Dance Moves

[Scrappy]

What compromises Britney's choreographed routines these days? Here's some of the more redundant moves I recognize:

1 - strut (forward, backwards, side to side)

2 - clutch neck like you're choking yourself

3 - throw arms out to the sides (variant - throw one arm to the side and one straight up)

4 - clasp wrists above head

5 - pretend to hit dancers so they fall over with arms gracefully falling like an arc

6 - lift dancers back up with reverse arc

7 - backwards skip - forwards skip - sideways skip

8 - serve something and take it back like an Indian giver

9 - tap your … knee, floor, navel, something (head, shoulders, knees, and toes… and Tinashe)

10 - touch the floor to prove you can bend at the hip (see through your legs to the crowd while you're at it)

11 - grab a dancer and throw one leg up on to him 

12 - wipe your ***

13 - hair toss - standing upright, sitting down, or squatting down

14 - gyrate hips 

15 - body roll

16 - randomly point somewhere

17 - hip thrust (forward, backwards, sideways, side to side)

18 - Bring dancers closer - push them away

19 - sit on something or someone - usually with legs crossed

20 - pretend to pray

21 - get groped by a male dancer

22 - watch a dancer dance circles around you

23 - be held at the waist as you throw your head back

24 - comb fingers through your hair

25 - fix your hair 

26 - make a goofy face

I think that's pretty much everything.... 

OH!  

27 - Do about 5 seconds of any old choreography 

28 - A Zumba borrowed move, like jogging on the spot

29 - Take someone's hand and get help walking or skipping somewhere.... preferably over someone/a dancer

30 - Grab a dancer's crotch and/or *** (bury face in it for extra points)

31 - Dust the floor with your hair

32 - Salute the troops (Womanizer)

33 - Swat the bees away (Womanizer)

34 - Squat on the toilet (Womanizer)

35 - Chicken dance (Womanizer)

36 - Spin! (Wheeeeee! 1, 2, 3... okay that's enough).

37 - do the choo-choo, ...alternatively known as erratically jab at a short person (Boys)

38 - feel my bicep curl (3)

39 - pretend to bash your head in to different walls or with invisible batons (3)

*Edited* If you do happen to use this as a drinking game... Youtube it and then come over with your giggly self ! 

[jomarr]

Getting that young ****

[Scrappy]

List was generated with this reference material.

[Scrappy]

Next time: I will count how many times she does each move per performance. 

[Da Fr3ak]

tap your knee

tap the floor

tap your navel

tap something

[NiceSpears]

What's your point??

[Work_Guilty]

20 - pretend to pray

27 - Do about 5 seconds of any old choreography 

28 - A Zumba borrowed move, like jogging on the spot

29 - Take someone's hand and get help walking or skipping somewhere.

[tsss]

lol

I once tried to count how many times she touches her hair during MM perfomance (I think it was one of the festivals)

but I've lost count tbh 

[Seel]

[Hypnotherapy]

Sip a martini and point to that hot bodeh.

[CriminalLegend]

You forgot her favourite dance move:

- Walking

[Sparks]

Lmfaoooooo dis thread

[Draw The Blinds]

There should be a drinking game for this. Everytime Brit does one of these things, take a shot 

You end up dead from alcohol poisoning 

[Golden]

all tea no shade

[freaky]

1 hour ago, Scrappy said:

What compromises Britney's choreographed routines these days? Here's some of the more redundant moves I recognize:

 

3 - throw arms out to the sides (variant - throw one arm to the side and one straight up)

5 - pretend to hit dancers so they fall over with arms gracefully falling like an arc

8 - serve something and take it back like an Indian giver

9 - tap your knee

10 - touch the floor to prove you can bend at the hip

12 - wipe your ***

13 - hair toss - standing upright, sitting down, or squatting down

16 - randomly point somewhere

17 - hip thrust (forward, backwards, sideways, side to side)

18 - Bring dancers closer - push them away

19 - sit on something or someone - usually with legs crossed

22 - watch a dancer dance circles around you

23 - be held at the waist as you throw your head back

24 - comb fingers through your hair

25 - fix your hair 

26 - make a goofy face

27 - Do about 5 seconds of any old choreography 

28 - A Zumba borrowed move, like jogging on the spot

29 - Take someone's hand and get help walking or skipping somewhere.

I didn't expect a long list like yours  And I can't stand those anymore (pretty much all I guess) 

[Unusual You]

the fact that i could picture every single one of them

i was cackling by the end of the list lmao

[Guest]

When will your faves? 

[hibiscus.berry.TEA]

1 hour ago, Scrappy said:

What compromises Britney's choreographed routines these days? Here's some of the more redundant moves I recognize:

 

9 - tap your knee

10 - touch the floor to prove you can bend at the hip

11 - grab a dancer and throw one leg up on to him 

15 - body roll --> credit where it's due

 

16 - randomly point somewhere

17 - hip thrust (forward, backwards, sideways, side to side)

18 - Bring dancers closer - push them away

 

I wish this list wasn't so painfully true.

Did you mention the be-helped-walking-over-dancers-backs part from Womanizer?

No really, it's true and it makes it hard to defend her dancing skills nowadays.

 

[ZAM9315]

This thread 

[Guest Diamond Horse]

2 hours ago, Scrappy said:

Next time: I will count how many times she does each move per performance. 

OMMGGGGGGG why do people downvote them? I enjoy their enthusiasm.