JackSProductions Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/29/2020 at 9:59 AM, Blackout2006 said: Exhales local dear diary stans, me, @Hooked-On-Knee and @AGUILEGEND IS A QUEENwould like to have a word with you Add me to that ********** list Link to comment
HeavenOnExhale Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Chillin with you is the ultimate worst Body Ache is an ear ache it should be easy is more like it should be easy to auto tune Pretty Girls I like to pretend never happened Mmm Papi needs more Mmm Daddy Link to comment
Justney Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Mmm papi definitely creeps me out the more I hear about her father issues. Like it's just a cringe song. Why is everyone hating on Anticipating ... and I saw a dislike for Bombastic Love...blasphemy! Those tracks are perfect. Link to comment
Stefani Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 I refuse to accept any Private Show slander! What You Need is sort of awful, though. A stain upon an otherwise perfect album. Link to comment
sweetkiss Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 This thread is like 'expose your bad taste'. Man on the Moon? Really. I dont want to see some of your guys libraries lol. For me Soda pop Link to comment
Giov_a Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 11/29/2020 at 1:20 AM, Midnight said: 1, Private Show BURN IN HELL BISH 2, Dear Diary 3, Man On The Moon Oh no... you didn’t! man in the noon is ART! Link to comment
MonaLisasDoll Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 11/29/2020 at 11:11 AM, Alex_1991 said: Chillin' With You: the cringy lyrics; the awful, amateurish, noisy production; the lack of Britney's vocals; the tragic Jamie Lynn featuring; the bland melody; the horrible chorus; the fact that Britney doesn't even sing in a duet with her sister and the irony of Myah sounding better than Jamie Lynn makes this trashbin on fire the absolute worst song in her whole career (including unreleased tracks and demos). 0/10 Alien: this song gets the crown for the most disappointing one in her career. William Orbit produced a mediocre and bland track. You can blame the atrocious final mix how you want (the glitch mess is out of this world), but the song itself is plain bad. The melody is boring, there's no chorus, there's no climax, there's no bridge. The vocal line is absolutely awful, and even if Britney's vocals aren't autotuned to death, she sounds unconvincing and uninspired, lacking her usual "kick". The production is dry and empty, with this horrible synth drums to the front. A nightmare with zero potential. Only positive side: the lyrics. Despite not being all that, they aren't a cringefest like Chilling With You. A little bland but quite meaningful, at least. 1,5/10 Rock Boy: this forgotten bonus track is BAD. From the basic melody to the boring, dry production, there's nothing rock about this. Luckily is just a filler bonus track in a record full of bops, so it's definitely forgivable. 2/10 Honorable mentions: Brave New Girl (4/10), basically the whole Britney Jean with stand out tracks like Tik Tik Boom (3,5/10) and Til It's Gone (3/10), Private Show (5/10). Omfg i forgot about Rock Boy, that song is so horrible it sounds something I would’ve heard at church camp back in like 2011 Dangerous is also pretty bad I used to love but it’s so weird now and not done well imo Passenger is straight up propaganda and I will never forgive Katya Purrina for even writing this abomination let alone giving it to Brinny Liar is pretty forgettable y’all hype up Glory songs too much, sure it’s better than FF & BJ but it’s still kinda bare minimum- Do You Wanna Come Over would’ve bombed in the summer of 2016, I for one am glad it didn’t become a single it’s so awkward like it’s “midtempo” but not really and omg the guitar I thought we left the stupid guitar in choruses back in 2013 Private Show is also pretty bad but only cos of the egregious “vocals” Hold On Tite is so stupid it literally sounds like two songs mashed together the lyrics make no sense whatsoever and her vocals are subpar. If I’m Dancing is too much it sounds like someone was tryna mimic the “hyper pop” charli XCX trend but it’s just such a train wreck of a song. Gasoline makes me extremely uncomfortable Selfish is really stupid like it literally sounds like a cheap Low ripoff Trip To Your Heart makes my ears hurt Ooh La La is such an embarrassment no wonder she gave up on 2013 it was cos if this abomination of a song Link to comment
MonaLisasDoll Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 23 hours ago, lili_ballet said: the weird spoken part in man on the moon😭 also ik its super unpopular opininon but circus the song and alien are boring af pg should have been iggys song and it would have been fine i only like williams part in it should be easy💀 i will be there sounds like a song from a 90s sitcom sorry not sorry Pls at least it’s her, unlike whoever it was in Change Your Mind lmao I agree on circus the song it’s kinda aged and it’s just “meh” now. The demo however... that **** is on another level Will ruined ISBE lmao, and I have a soft spot for the song bc I know it would’ve smashed in late 2013 even though the lyrics are kinda bad (not worse than ****ty girls and Ew La La) That’s kinda the point to IWBT lmaoooo it’s an adorable lil 90s jam... and das it lol Link to comment
girl_bye Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mona Lisa Doll said: That’s kinda the point to IWBT lmaoooo it’s an adorable lil 90s jam... and das it lol u got a point i dont remeber the 90s so its kinda meh for me ig Link to comment
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