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Time Lists Britney's "Private Show" As One Of 2016's Worst Songs


Jordan Miller

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Justice for Glory.

Not only did Britney Spears confirm she's begun recording new material for her tenth studio album, but Time is naming Glory cut "Private Show" the ninth worst song of 2016.

Their words:
Britney Spears has never sounded like more of a caricature of herself than on “Private Show,” an attempt at a perky, minimalist pop track. But the superstar’s girly-girl voice gets distorted in overproduction, while uncomfortable allusions to working a stripper pole feel more forced than enticing.
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The recent LP, which the Britney Army dubs one-third of the Holy Trinity (alongside In The Zone and Blackout), deserves critical acclaim for every morsel of flawlessness it contains. Yes, at times in "Private Show" Britney's vocals are tweaked to the high heavens, but the track's sole purpose was to promote her fragrance of the same name. For the record, Britney's perfume line with Elizabeth Arden has grossed over a billion (with a "b") dollars. Therefore by default, it slays.


Meghan Trainor makes their list twice (ouch) with "No" and "Mom" at #8 and #2 respectively, Iggy Azalea's "Team" takes #3 and their pick for worst song of 2016? Justin Timberlake's “Can’t Stop the Feeling.”

See the full list here. Listen to "Private Show" below:

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10. ‘7 Years‘ Lukas Graham
09. ‘Private Show‘ Britney Spears

Britney Spears has never sounded like more of a caricature of herself than on “Private Show,” an attempt at a perky, minimalist pop track. But the superstar’s girly-girl voice gets distorted in overproduction, while uncomfortable allusions to working a stripper pole feel more forced than enticing.

8. “NO,” Meghan Trainor

7. “i hate u, i love u,” gnash

6. “I Took a Pill in Ibiza,” Mike Posner

5. “Bad Things,” Machine Gun Kelly

4. “Ghostbusters (I’m Not Afraid),” Fall Out Boy & Missy Elliott

3. “Team,” Iggy Azalea

2. “Mom,” Meghan Trainor

1. “Can’t Stop the Feeling,” Justin Timberlake

 

http://time.com/4577404/the-top-10-worst-songs/

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10 best songs:

10. ‘Famous‘ Kanye West
09. ‘Dang!‘ Mac Miller & Anderson .Paak
08. ‘Fake I.D.‘ Joyce Manor
07. ‘No Woman‘ Whitney
06. ‘Broccoli‘ D.R.A.M. & Lil Yachty
05. ‘Work From Home‘ Fifth Harmony & Ty Dolla $ign
04. ‘No Problem‘ Chance The Rapper & Lil Wayne & 2 Chainz
03. ‘Not Above That‘ Dawn Richard
02. ‘The Sound‘ The 1975
01. ‘Formation‘ Beyoncé

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1 minute ago, Daszkowski said:

10 best songs:

10. ‘Famous‘ Kanye West
09. ‘Dang!‘ Mac Miller & Anderson .Paak
08. ‘Fake I.D.‘ Joyce Manor
07. ‘No Woman‘ Whitney
06. ‘Broccoli‘ D.R.A.M. & Lil Yachty
05. ‘Work From Home‘ Fifth Harmony & Ty Dolla $ign
04. ‘No Problem‘ Chance The Rapper & Lil Wayne & 2 Chainz
03. ‘Not Above That‘ Dawn Richard
02. ‘The Sound‘ The 1975
01. ‘Formation‘ Beyoncé

of f**king course beyonce is number one :drown:

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Guest Nick Jonas

Can't Stop the Feeling, the worst song of 2016? :nonono:

That Beyoncé track is one of the worst songs I've ever heard, let alone the best song of 2016. :byebitch: 

Who writes this tripe? :plzexplain::squintney::lostney::weirdmeout:

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Just now, Daszkowski said:

10 best songs:

10. ‘Famous‘ Kanye West
09. ‘Dang!‘ Mac Miller & Anderson .Paak
08. ‘Fake I.D.‘ Joyce Manor
07. ‘No Woman‘ Whitney
06. ‘Broccoli‘ D.R.A.M. & Lil Yachty
05. ‘Work From Home‘ Fifth Harmony & Ty Dolla $ign
04. ‘No Problem‘ Chance The Rapper & Lil Wayne & 2 Chainz
03. ‘Not Above That‘ Dawn Richard
02. ‘The Sound‘ The 1975
01. ‘Formation‘ Beyoncé

Formation? :grimace: rigged :wtfdidusay:

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