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Why does Juno claim she’s a national best selling author?


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5 minutes ago, SlayOut said:

She’s low key pissed at her kids for derailing her career. :imok_goo_ooze_yellow_slime_mess_blonde: She should just say she never had enough artistic flare to put out an album.

Idk I’m so over talking about Jamie Lou that I’m being unnecessarily mean. But oh well :chrissy_xtina_head_tilt_purse_sass:

Tbh I never understood why they didn’t put out a record for her in 2014 or 2016? All that effort for a small EP (which did actually gain traction when it came out if I remember correctly, but let’s be real it’s also because she’s Britney’s sister). It would’ve made sense for her to even put out a full length record in 2016 after her documentary britney was forced to cameo in most likely. It’s not like her voice was particularly bad tbh, it wasn’t, it’s legit that she had no artistic flare or genuine passion to utilize her resources and really put something out 

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I was confused as to why Jamie Lynn Watson was saying she is a National Bestselling Author because I couldn't find any info to support this, but I found it and she is, technically. According to USA Today's Top 150 Weekly Best Sellers books list, "Things I Should Have Said" debuted at number 90. It's just behind the iconic children's book "Goodnight Moon" by Margaret Wise Brown. A book that debuted October 28, 1993 and has spent 491 weeks on the chart, bested Watson's literary attempt. Unfortunately, the list doesn't give units sold, but I would think if it couldn't outsell a book that's 28 years old-it can't be good! So technically, according to this list, even if your book charts at 150, you could call yourself a "Best Seller"  :oprah_well_there_you_have_it_proof_see_hand:

I wasn't able to find any information concerning the New York Times Best Sellers List.

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source: https://booklist.usatoday.com/page/9/

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1 hour ago, Letslearn said:

while we're at it, did anyone else get the vibe that jl wants to be perceived as carrie underwood?  When i read this in the book I felt it was a bit forced:nyschool_new_york_miss_tiffany_pollard_preaching_telling_talking_hand: and looking at her older videos on yt it seemed she was trying to play up the appearance. 

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Carrie Underwood's like "keep my name outcha mouth Juno"

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4 hours ago, Jaime Jean said:

That’s not just any old book though “Good Night Moon” is a literary classic children’s book. It’s a crime that it’s even near “Good Night Moon” though.

Did you miss where I literally called it "iconic"? The fact that it's near Good Night Moon, actually shows how relevant GNM is, and that it still holds up 28 years later. Good Night Moon did that! :shameless_blush_blonde_hair_stroke_proud:

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