Britneys Chapter On Kathy Griffins NEW BOOK! JUSTNEY related! Juicy Stuff!

[monalisaney81]

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Spears, Britney

Singer, snake charmer, patient.

 

When I first met Brit, she was opening for N Sync, and I was already friendly with Lance Bass. Please, backstage at the pre show crew meal, she shows up in her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” get-up and I just turned to her, I didn’t know who she was. I was like “hey you’re that **** cheerleader, huh?” and she goes “I know” alright. Anyway the point is she was in pre show mode, and she probably would have said “I know” to anything as she whisks past me with her back up dancers.

Okay so when I hosted the Billboard Music Awards later with N Sync, she and Timberlake were openly dating at that time and her stardom was so big, like I was frankly shocked that Timberlake was even able to like corral her for the skit that we did. You can look it up online, its kind of cute. Anyway, what I remember about the few minutes of rehearsal’s that we got with Britney was that Timberlake was kind of a **** to her, like he kept calling her “baby” but in this really condescending way, like “baby, baby, baby, focus, baby, come here baby! Come on, we only have a minute! Baby come on!” like I wanted to go like “Jesus stop calling her that”, but I don’t know, maybe he knew something we didn’t know. All I can say is, that whole time was the frenzy about “we got Britney, we got her for a few minutes, lets get Britney, its Britney’s world” great okay fine.

Over a decade later at the iHeart Radio Concert in Vegas in 2012, I heard Britney was going to present. Now at that time she was dating my former TV agent, this guy named Jason Trawick. So, naturally I parked myself near the teleprompters as I do. Because I wasn’t going to miss her, before or after going on stage. Alright so Seacrest is there and uh he asked me if I was going on soon. And I go “no, I’m just watching because I want to see how you handle Britney.” And, you know Seacrest “why? What are you talking about?” I go “you know why”. So alright, they may as well have dollied her out Hannibal Lector style. I mean, it was one of her pin wheeled eyes moments. Trawick handed her to Seacrest with one arm holding her as if she were, you know, ninety. So she walks by, and I go “hi Britney, its Kathy!” I yell. I got my generic “hi y’all”, then Seacrest escorted her on stage. Then it was back to the wings and a hand off to Trawick. Oh by the way, when he was walking her out, I said to my former T V agent “come on Trawick, get rid of Britney and represent a real star like me for a change, you used to be my TV agent”. By the way, he chimed back with “you’re the reason I got out of the business”, which I actually thought was funny.

Okay so, maybe the best story though, is when my assistant John got the brilliant idea, of getting me into her Vegas show for the “Freakshow” number, because that is when there is an audience member usually a dude, who gets a spanking/whipping treatment on stage. So, course I wanted to be that person. Alright her manager got to the okay from Britney, and then said to me “you know, she’s a little afraid you’re going to say something embarrassing while you’re on stage with her”. To which I think I said “as if the microphones on”. Um, by the way when jezebel.com reported that she was lip synching the Vegas show, I believe they said it was a shock to absolutely nobody, which is fine with me also.

By the time my boyfriend and I got to the show, I was actually excited to see her do her thing. I mean whatever shape she’s in, it had been a while and its fun to see the spectacle and the dancing and she’s got a million hits. I mean I knew she’d remember me, I’ve known her since she was sixteen! My boyfriend was skeptical, sighs whatever. Then I get called on stage for my big cameo appearance in what I’ve now come to call my “This Is What It’s Like To Be Britney Spears for 90 Seconds: Experience”. Which means, the **** male dancers, or backup gay angels as I’ve named them told me everything I had to do. That’s right, I didn’t have to do anything, which um I assume is quite simply how they handle Britney 24/7. It was awesome though, I didn’t have to think, I didn’t have to remember anything, it was great. They just instructed me “right arm up, left arm up, turn left, turn right, we’re walking, walking, now stepping down, on your knees, all fours, hair whip, look at Britney, hug Britney, kiss Britney, goodbye.” Oh, it was heaven actually.

At the end, by the way, she signed a t-shirt and gave it to me. Alright I don’t mean to be an *******, but I was kind of like laughs “thanks for the t-shirt”. Alright, then she was very sweet. I-I had a great time. So then, it’s time to say goodbye and she goes “give it up y’all!” and then the backup dancer had to tell her who I was, yeah right before that I saw him go in her ear and clearly he said “by the way its Kathy Griffin” and if you look at the tape she goes “give it up y’all for Miss --Kathy!” and she didn’t get the Griffin part. But you know what? Here’s the thing, looking back I think that is one of the deepest conversations I’ve ever had with my Britney, and I’m always going to treasure it. And so will she, if she remembers.     

 

** BTW I typed all of this up myself from my Audible book, sorry if there are errors, its almost 3 AM but I wanted to share as soon as I heard her chapter. 

 

[Hannah]

Thanks for posting!  

[Guest]

She's so obsessed

[Faded]

Post the whole book tbh 

[alexdaily]

Literally she's already told the same story like 3 times 

[kasavas]

I actially watched her on iHeartRadio 2012 the other day, and Gosh, sounds NOTHING like her

 

[Faded]

lol omg her voice

[tsss]

she's so pressed 
I can't at her desperation, she wants to make Britney look crazy or smth 

[Oh My Stars]

She's gross.

[timito]

13 minutes ago, kasavas said:

I actially watched her on iHeartRadio 2012 the other day, and Gosh, sounds NOTHING like her

 

Omg the difference with current Britney. Looking at this we all should be grateful for Britney being like she is now. The difference is huge.  

[Guest]

Lol at her saying jt was a nobody for Britney

I found this days ago 

At 0:18

 

[timito]

24 minutes ago, MANDIXMX said:

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Spears, Britney

Singer, snake charmer, patient.

 

When I first met Brit, she was opening for N Sync, and I was already friendly with Lance Bass. Please, backstage at the pre show crew meal, she shows up in her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” get-up and I just turned to her, I didn’t know who she was. I was like “hey you’re that **** cheerleader, huh?” and she goes “I know” alright. Anyway the point is she was in pre show mode, and she probably would have said “I know” to anything as she whisks past me with her back up dancers.

Okay so when I hosted the Billboard Music Awards later with N Sync, she and Timberlake were openly dating at that time and her stardom was so big, like I was frankly shocked that Timberlake was even able to like corral her for the skit that we did. You can look it up online, its kind of cute. Anyway, what I remember about the few minutes of rehearsal’s that we got with Britney was that Timberlake was kind of a **** to her, like he kept calling her “baby” but in this really condescending way, like “baby, baby, baby, focus, baby, come here baby! Come on, we only have a minute! Baby come on!” like I wanted to go like “Jesus stop calling her that”, but I don’t know, maybe he knew something we didn’t know. All I can say is, that whole time was the frenzy about “we got Britney, we got her for a few minutes, lets get Britney, its Britney’s world” great okay fine.

Over a decade later at the iHeart Radio Concert in Vegas in 2012, I heard Britney was going to present. Now at that time she was dating my former TV agent, this guy named Jason Trawick. So, naturally I parked myself near the teleprompters as I do. Because I wasn’t going to miss her, before or after going on stage. Alright so Seacrest is there and uh he asked me if I was going on soon. And I go “no, I’m just watching because I want to see how you handle Britney.” And, you know Seacrest “why? What are you talking about?” I go “you know why”. So alright, they may as well have dollied her out Hannibal Lector style. I mean, it was one of her pin wheeled eyes moments. Trawick handed her to Seacrest with one arm holding her as if she were, you know, ninety. So she walks by, and I go “hi Britney, its Kathy!” I yell. I got my generic “hi y’all”, then Seacrest escorted her on stage. Then it was back to the wings and a hand off to Trawick. Oh by the way, when he was walking her out, I said to my former T V agent “come on Trawick, get rid of Britney and represent a real star like me for a change, you used to be my TV agent”. By the way, he chimed back with “you’re the reason I got out of the business”, which I actually thought was funny.

Okay so, maybe the best story though, is when my assistant John got the brilliant idea, of getting me into her Vegas show for the “Freakshow” number, because that is when there is an audience member usually a dude, who gets a spanking/whipping treatment on stage. So, course I wanted to be that person. Alright her manager got to the okay from Britney, and then said to me “you know, she’s a little afraid you’re going to say something embarrassing while you’re on stage with her”. To which I think I said “as if the microphones on”. Um, by the way when jezebel.com reported that she was lip synching the Vegas show, I believe they said it was a shock to absolutely nobody, which is fine with me also.

By the time my boyfriend and I got to the show, I was actually excited to see her do her thing. I mean whatever shape she’s in, it had been a while and its fun to see the spectacle and the dancing and she’s got a million hits. I mean I knew she’d remember me, I’ve known her since she was sixteen! My boyfriend was skeptical, sighs whatever. Then I get called on stage for my big cameo appearance in what I’ve now come to call my “This Is What It’s Like To Be Britney Spears for 90 Seconds: Experience”. Which means, the **** male dancers, or backup gay angels as I’ve named them told me everything I had to do. That’s right, I didn’t have to do anything, which um I assume is quite simply how they handle Britney 24/7. It was awesome though, I didn’t have to think, I didn’t have to remember anything, it was great. They just instructed me “right arm up, left arm up, turn left, turn right, we’re walking, walking, now stepping down, on your knees, all fours, hair whip, look at Britney, hug Britney, kiss Britney, goodbye.” Oh, it was heaven actually.

At the end, by the way, she signed a t-shirt and gave it to me. Alright I don’t mean to be an *******, but I was kind of like laughs “thanks for the t-shirt”. Alright, then she was very sweet. I-I had a great time. So then, it’s time to say goodbye and she goes “give it up y’all!” and then the backup dancer had to tell her who I was, yeah right before that I saw him go in her ear and clearly he said “by the way its Kathy Griffin” and if you look at the tape she goes “give it up y’all for Miss --Kathy!” and she didn’t get the Griffin part. But you know what? Here’s the thing, looking back I think that is one of the deepest conversations I’ve ever had with my Britney, and I’m always going to treasure it. And so will she, if she remembers.     

 

** BTW I typed all of this up myself from my Audible book, sorry if there are errors, its almost 3 AM but I wanted to share as soon as I heard her chapter. 

 

Reading what she is saying about how Justin has talked to Britney makes me think he really was not treating her very well. Maybe her heating on him is justified. Sadly we will never know. 

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, tsss said:

she's so pressed 
I can't at her desperation, she wants to make Britney look crazy or smth 

She wanted to imply Britney is dumb af and her bfs always treat her like a lost child

She is shady but she knows how old she was when she started? And what about the whats like to be me reference? Is she obsessed or what?

[Oh My Stars]

2 minutes ago, Arya said:

She wanted to imply Britney is dumb af and her bfs always treat her like a lost child

She is shady but she knows how old she was when she started? And what about the whats like to be me reference? Is she obsessed or what?

I can't at people on here who say "well she's a stan, and she loves Britney" um no she clearly isn't, and she clearly doesn't. 

But this is exhale, where some people act almost the same way, and call themselves stans. 

[PokemonSpears]

29 minutes ago, kasavas said:

I actially watched her on iHeartRadio 2012 the other day, and Gosh, sounds NOTHING like her

 

the good old days

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Oh My Stars said:

I can't at people on here who say "well she's a stan, and she loves Britney" um no she clearly isn't, and she clearly doesn't. 

But this is exhale, where some people act almost the same way, and call themselves stans. 

She isnt a fan, but she seems over the top about britney. I mean, the fact she even dated Britney's ex later speaks volume, doesnt it? 

 

For some reason the video is here and I couldnt delete from this post lol 

 

[monalisaney81]

Just now, Oh My Stars said:

I can't at people on here who say "well she's a stan, and she loves Britney" um no she clearly isn't, and she clearly doesn't. 

But this is exhale, where some people act almost the same way, and call themselves stans. 

Honestly, the tone of her voice from the audio she is simply poking fun at her. I'm sure shes a fan, why else would she even go to Vegas if she wasn't?

She's a comedian at the end of the day, she pokes fun at the things we already know. We know Brit is micromanaged, we know shes forgetful and we know shes sort of ditzy & childish at times. Its nothing new.

Honestly I don't see what she said as anything below the belt. FAR worst things have been said about Britney imo and Kathy seems like the type that if something truly unfair was said about Britney she would speak up because shes realistic and gets it, she gets Britney.

[Oh My Stars]

5 minutes ago, MANDIXMX said:

Honestly, the tone of her voice from the audio she is simply poking fun at her. I'm sure shes a fan, why else would she even go to Vegas if she wasn't?

She's a comedian at the end of the day, she pokes fun at the things we already know. We know Brit is micromanaged, we know shes forgetful and we know shes sort of ditzy & childish at times. Its nothing new.

Honestly I don't see what she said as anything below the belt. FAR worst things have been said about Britney imo and Kathy seems like the type that if something truly unfair was said about Britney she would speak up because shes realistic and gets it, she gets Britney.

Yea ok. Poking fun at someone's mental health issues. Hilarious.

[faded_fudge]

Thanks 4 posting. I was glued to my phone! Ah i hope now it's different for her 

[BritneyIsPurePerfection]

Kathy is comedian and she likes to go far with her jokes from time to time. She obviously likes Britney. Did she really said to Larry "as if the microphones on" when he said that Britney is afraid that stage guest may say something embarrassing?

 

Anyway, let's take a moment to appreciate Badassney response to Kathy back then in 2014.