InTouch Weekly: Britney Spears ‘Chased’ Ex-Husband Sam Asghari With an Axe During ‘Last Straw’ Fight

[The Femme Fatale]

2 hours ago, monalisaney81 said:

Too bad she missed  

[The Femme Fatale]

2 hours ago, Lola2790 said:

And Juno Lou’s is a butcher knife lol!

[The Femme Fatale]

Damn Team Con, at least make it believable! This is hilariously ridiculous that everything that didn’t happen happened.

[Itscuzim31]

23 minutes ago, The Femme Fatale said:

And Juno Lou’s is a butcher knife lol!

Or if you’re a cat, a Tesla. 

[KrisJ]

How’d ya’ll flops forget this iconic gif:

Edited May 22 by KrisJ

[Dark Willow]

The least Scam can do is making sure to everyone this story never happened... like he did every time they tried to sell a new domestic violence accusation (sarcasm alert... he never defended Britney about this).

If the no confrontational King didn't clarify this story... is he working with Britney "sources" and TMZ? I highly doubt it 

[rolando G]

this is not believable at all. 

[KrisJ]

Get him Brit

[DiamondCircus]

2 hours ago, Naes614 said:

Then why wasn’t the police called or why wasn’t she placed on a 5150 hold? I mean if that even happened those things would have occurred. 🤷‍♂️

Great point! 

[Bigno]

I am not necessarily saying she is doing perfectly fine, but this is clearly an ongoing smear campaign.

[LizeS_]

I just read this and had good laugh 😂 I'm pretty sure Sam is selling those stories to paint himself as a poor husband who had to put up with a crazy wife. 

Edited May 22 by LizeS_

[Mayenaise]

This whole family need added to the latest version of Mortal Kombat or something 

Lynne with her Gun

Juno with her Diner Knife

Britney with the double knives and special Weapon Axe

[Red Wine Supernova]

44 minutes ago, Mayenaise said:

This whole family need added to the latest version of Mortal Kombat or something 

Lynne with her Gun

Juno with her Diner Knife

Britney with the double knives and special Weapon Axe

Jamie with his prosthetic leg. 
 

They need their own franchise and cinematic universe. 

[warioaddams]

5 hours ago, jecho said:

Britney should be in Marvel films tbh. 

Exactly not Taylor Swift.

[Crabo Lavender Turmeric]

Wife-ey dearest !

Sam, bring me the axe ! 

 

[frederiickx]

I don't believe a thing any of these tabloid trash magazines say. We all can see the smear campaign that the Spears family seems to be doing lately. They are broke and selling fake stories, I think!

[SlideAway]

This is a pretty wild accusation.

Like all of these stories, there doesn’t need to be any proof at all for damage to be done.

 

[woodlandsriver]

3 hours ago, Bigno said:

I am not necessarily saying she is doing perfectly fine, but this is clearly an ongoing smear campaign.

This is another one based on unnamed "sources" and unsubstantiated rumors = grounds for defamation and libel lawsuit

[Buff]

Yeah nice try but I’m not stupid enough to fall for this bull****! 

[Mayenaise]

1 hour ago, Red Wine Supernova said:

Jamie with his prosthetic leg. 
 

They need their own franchise and cinematic universe. 

I am DEAD.

Any stans with coding skills that can make this happen?

We can repurpose the Brinty Joan sims characters, knifeney has already made an appearance on the show 💀