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I once had a s** dream where I befriended Britney only so I could get close to Jason Trawick, and I went to many absorbent lengths to seduce him. I was riddled with guilt for a week because my s** dream was very sordid

It took me 15 years (that tells you about my emotional maturity) to fall in love with Slave 4 U. By that time, most Stans have moved on it from it :groovin_dance_clap_alien_monster_party_costume_Halloween_spooky_scary: :juggingu_britney_hat_meme_neyde:

 

 

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I absolutely love Email My Heart. I know it's really cheesy, but I've been listening to that song since I was 9 so it kinda has some childhood memories attached.

Private Show and What You Need are probably the worst songs for me, although I love the rest of the Glory album

Britney Jean has an experimental fun vibe to it, I sometimes listen to it and it's an experience

I don't care if she lipsyncs or sings live

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I absolutely hate Toxic.

I didn’t like Britney at all before, I was “team” Xtina.. And I really hoped she would flop at VMAs 2007… But, ironically I become a huge fan after that performance. Most of all because Gimme More was a new Britney for me, and I got sympathy for her after that performance 

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On 10/28/2022 at 1:54 PM, BananaBoy98 said:

- I prefer Britney Jean more than Blackout (I mean concept and photoshoot, and in case if I skip the fact Britney didn't record 50% of vocals).

- Blackout is overrated af for no reason and BJ is more experimental.

- Work B is trash recorded with Myah and hope Britney realize this and say what happened and re-release that album with her voice.

- all tours and perfromances during c-ship should be erased and forgotten because she was forced do these and fans should accept this fact.

- I'm not buying anything from c-ship years.

How Dare You Greta GIF

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1 minute ago, morbidiu5 said:

How Dare You Greta GIF

- Blackout have 50% of wrong selected tracks, there are better unreleased material

 

- It's disgusting to have album what is ruined from someone else and it's right to want this album with 100% Britneys vocals

 

- I respect Britneys decisions and she had no rights between 2008-2021 :oprah_well_there_you_have_it_proof_see_hand:

 

- She was forced record 2008-2016 albums so I will not support these albums anymore

 

 

Sorry :messbye_britney_pink_leave_walking_running_bye_goodbye_away:

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13 hours ago, ObsessedBritFan1 said:

I once had a s** dream where I befriended Britney only so I could get close to Jason Trawick, and I went to many absorbent lengths to seduce him. I was riddled with guilt for a week because my s** dream was very sordid

It took me 15 years (that tells you about my emotional maturity) to fall in love with Slave 4 U. By that time, most Stans have moved on it from it :groovin_dance_clap_alien_monster_party_costume_Halloween_spooky_scary: :juggingu_britney_hat_meme_neyde:

 

 

S4u is my favorite mv she looks so hot 🥵

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13 hours ago, ObsessedBritFan1 said:

I once had a s** dream where I befriended Britney only so I could get close to Jason Trawick, and I went to many absorbent lengths to seduce him. I was riddled with guilt for a week because my s** dream was very sordid

It took me 15 years (that tells you about my emotional maturity) to fall in love with Slave 4 U. By that time, most Stans have moved on it from it :groovin_dance_clap_alien_monster_party_costume_Halloween_spooky_scary: :juggingu_britney_hat_meme_neyde:

 

 

😂🤭 It's ok I think Sam's pretty hot 🥵😂

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On 10/29/2022 at 2:45 PM, argentinian.in.telaviv said:

Never heard BOMT and Oops in full and in order. Never.

 

Go listen these albums in full length asap, and don't return before you done that :drag_tiffany_ny_new_york_miss_ms_fight_pull_push_mad:

22 hours ago, Arthurfleck said:

I preferred xtina in stripped era

Dont go knockin on my door and what u see are her best tracks

I hate the excess of backing vocals in songs from BOMT and Oops

 

B's album are overplayed and I also listen more often some Strripped songs.

Gurl, do you realize that Britney did many backing vocals in BOMT album? 

 

21 hours ago, brymo said:

Danja is a mediocre producer and I hate that he has to speak in all of the songs he did for Britney.

Femme Fatale is a pop masterpiece.

Yes he is, I'm bored of hearing him everywhere talking. But he just ruined final versions, in demos is he less. 

 

No it is not a bop :girlbye_walking_away_leave_get_out_leaving_chair_okay:

19 hours ago, SlaymeMore said:

I love her but I don't listen to her music anymore :embarrassed_britney_2007_red_hide_ashamed_cover:

Have you listened any of her music or you just watching her instagram and doing..... :frenchy_britney_u_sure_ff_femme_fatale_you_look:

14 hours ago, GlitterRain said:

I haven’t seen @Henry. comment in a while… Is he okay after posting this thread? 

 

Yes, he asked me for bump his thread :orangu_orangutan_ape:

At least he could bump my threads with Blackout main vocals and POM Best/worst dance moves @Henry.

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