IJustWannaLurk

What the **** did I just watch...

I have this, too. I will hit myself really hard on something and totally forget about it. Several days later, I'll have a mini heart attack because of a huge mysterious bruise.

Not commenting on her posts or anything like that, solely on the bruises: last week, I was legitimately worried when I had to go to the doctor's office that they would worry about my partner being abusive because I have so many random bruises. But the truth is I bump into chairs, corners of furniture, door knobs, even literal door frames on a regular basis. When I do yoga, I get bruises on my knees. I have bruises on my waist from hitting furniture. The ones she shows on her waist don't look like anything discernible to me so Idk how she can claim it's "definitely finger-shaped". And I'm not even active much. I can't imagine how beat up I would look if I were to actually dance like Britney does all the time.

I don't think Brit realized this was an AI pic. I hope she doesn't go down that rabbit hole...

She doesn't seem to have a cat. It's been gone from her content for a long time, which would be bizarre if she still had her. I just hope the cat has been safely rehomed.

OMG, sorry, but this video made me laugh. How hard the book company is hustling because they got nothing. I can imagine them brainstorming what to do with just a literal book and nothing else. They did their best.

Was that supposed to be funny? Genuinely asking, that was....tepid, to put it nicely.

Yep, I'm gonna have to log off for the night and I'm honestly dreading what I'll see posted here in the morning/rest of the week. I feel concerned for her and her animals especially. To cut yourself in three places, and still continue dancing erratically for god knows how long and then uploading videos showcasing your wounds is, by all appearances, unhinged behavior, and it doesn't come across as any kind of 'gotcha'.

I have two cats and they're basically all I take pics of. It weirds me out when someone is a self-proclaimed animal lover, has a bunch of pets, but you almost never see them nearby, on an account with hundreds (thousands?) of posts.

I just find it super bizarre that she never, ever shows the cat on Instagram. I feel like she got it on a whim and then got rid of it or something. It was all about Sawyer for a while (where is that dog now? ngl her pet situation is worrisome).

What I want to know is what happened to her cat?

Maybe Britney should buy it for sh.ts and giggles.

This is it. I DON'T mind the nudity, but the posts are strange and unnerving most of the time. I find it hard to wrap my mind around the fact that she can pose the same way thousands of times, edit these extended clips of herself just shifting a bit and staring at the camera with a blank expression most of the time, do the same three dance moves over and over and over and over thousands of times and not see how weird it looks when you put it all together in a tapestry. They're uncomfortable to look at. The cutoffs are strange, the fact that she does this for so many hours is strange, and it doesn't look flattering. This is Britney, who had an effortless charisma and self-awareness, just look at how expressive and sassy she always was, and you will immediately notice the contrast with how weird her instagram content is now: Now compare the post in the OP and many, many more. They look off and are, above all, uncreative. It's one thing to only have access to a mobile phone camera but to do the same content in the same way constantly with the same exact editing and poses comes off as weird and uncomfortable after a while, and it has been A WHILE. And I refuse to believe you people don't see it. And if this is exactly how she wants to present herself to the world, then that's fine, but as someone who cares very much what people think (let's face it, she's obsessed with what people think and it's a consequence of being the biggest pop star ever, unfortunately, it would not be fair to expect her not to care), she comes across as seemingly unaware of how she appears in her content, And THAT is also part of why these posts are so uncomfortable to me,

She looks absolutely amazing, night and day difference from a year ago.