If Britney albums were foods

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

I imagine it would look something like this

 

1 BOMT

A classic, still sells like hot

 

 

2 OIDIA

Even hotter, bigger, better

 

 

3 Britney

Still hot, still sells but got cocked blocked by a ban. Also, needs to be sugar free so you can slap your *** when Slave plays.

Skinny :

 

 

 

 

4 In The Zone

Skinny and keeps you awake at night:

 

 

 

5 Blackout

A CLASSIC (among her gay fans)

 

 

6 Circus

A comeback. Classic but with lots of fat fillers.

 

 

7 Femme Fatale

It gave us hits and Selfish. If fills you up like a it's your feeder so you get sleepy. Also, smells like vanilla (candles). Steaming like a:

 

 

8 Brenda Jean

Nauseating ****

 

 

9 Glory

It didnt feed us like we have hoped for

 

 

Hold Me Closer

Some people love it, some people hate it. 50/50:

 

 

Manjubi Yo Bi sness ess ess

 

People hate it

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 13 by Neydelinska Spearsi

[car]

Lmao this thread is actually hilarious but also we have reached new depths of boredom as fans hahab  

[Wendy Williams]

[ovoxo]

BOMT- apple pie 

Oops- apple cobbler 

Britney- chicken Caesar salad and a Pepsi 

ITZ- a  vodka red bull and pretzels 

Blackout- a vodka Red Bull and Cheetos 

Circus- plain vanilla pound cake 

FF- vanilla cake with frosting and sprinkles 

BJ- a wendys 4 for 4 

Glory- a Sunday roast 

Hold Me Closer- ice cream sunday 

Manjobi- a Taco Bell beefy 5 layer burrito 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

41 minutes ago, car said:

Lmao this thread is actually hilarious but also we have reached new depths of boredom as fans hahab  

 

Duuuh

[HIM]

Is the last plate a plate from your house

[cocodeluxe]

I only have 2 that come into my mind.

BOMT gives me 90s candy, like pink hubba bubba bubble gum. Maybe because of the cover.

And both ITZ and Blackout are Vodka Red Bull. 

[itswwasheembitch]

9 minutes ago, cocodeluxe said:

I only have 2 that come into my mind.

BOMT gives me 90s candy, like pink hubba bubba bubble gum. Maybe because of the cover.

And both ITZ and Blackout are Vodka Red Bull. 

Almost forgot Hubba Bubba Bubblegum. Gosh I overchewed this sh**

[rebellion_is_the_way]

I think: 

bomt:

oops:

Britney:

In the zone:

ghmp:

blackout:

Circus:

Ff:

bj:

Glory:

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

31 minutes ago, rebellion_is_the_way said:

I think: 

bomt:

 

 

 

I see something else in here

[BritBreakitDown20]

2 hours ago, Wendy Williams said:

this would be a great response as well as a reply to this thread 

Edited March 13 by BritBreakitDown20

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

1 minute ago, BritBreakitDown20 said:

this would be a great response as well as a reply to this thread 

 

 

[Wendy Williams]

41 minutes ago, Neydelinska Spearsi said:

 

 

              

              

              

I'd say that's original thread

44 minutes ago, BritBreakitDown20 said:

this would be a great response as well as a reply to this thread 

Should I ask what tone you say it in?

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

21 minutes ago, Wendy Williams said:

I'd say that's original thread

Should I ask what tone you say it in?

 

a monotone androgynous helpless bottom moan

[MissSpearsSaysSo]

…Baby - Vanilla cupcakes with pink frosting and sprinkles, curfew cuz it’s a school night  

Oops!… - Cream Brûlée with vanilla bean ice cream and a date movie with your best gal pals (margaritas cuz mom and dad aren’t home) 

Britney - dragon roll sushi with spicy pepper added (and a side of edamame beans and more margaritas!) 

ITZ - no food cuz I’m too busy dancing, but the cutie from across the club is looking pretty tasty.. Sugar free Red Bull or Four Loko

BLACKOUT - Big Mac & Fries with Red Bulls  and Cheetos, tequila shots..

Circus - Whatever my dad says I’m allowed to eat, probably boiled chicken with unseasoned canned veggies 

Femme Fatale - veggie burger and sautéed mushrooms with a side of tasty rice and a virgin cosmo

Broccoli Juice - Broccoli Juice

Pretty Girls - Vegemite Sandwiches cuz we’re in Australia 

Glory - classy fillet mignon with steamed veggies and a glass of red wine

HMC - Whatever Queen Britney wants & afternoon tea with Sir Elton 

Manjobi - a week old PB&J and some Twizzlers, but I’ll take it.. 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

I love how everyone associates Blackout with cheetos and FF with vegetables, it's so telling

[trip to my touch]

ITZ - Black icecreme

[super.nova]

5 hours ago, car said:

Lmao this thread is actually hilarious but also we have reached new depths of boredom as fans hahab  

says the car LOL

[super.nova]

ITZ is definitely hey Molly era, and blackout is her Coca Cola era

[Isla]

Wtf even is that dish for Britney Jean?

Baby has to be strawberries surely?