Britney’s Tarot Reading from New Orleans

[RebellionSparkles]

I’m in the heartland or tarot and voodoo! I asked a tarot reader to do a reading on Britney. These are the cards she pulled. What do y’all think?

 

 

[RebellionSparkles]

Did Exhale Psychic change their username? I’m trying to @ them.

[ThisMeowBiteback]

So how we supposed to know what the cards mean? She didn't explain what they meant? 

[RebellionSparkles]

14 minutes ago, ThisMeowBiteback said:

So how we supposed to know what the cards mean? She didn't explain what they meant? 

She did explain what they meant…but I wanted to have the Exhale Psychic interpret it before I told the reading…but I don’t know how new user name, so can’t @ him.

[RebellionSparkles]

This was the reading:

the naked woman is Britney’s true self. She’s a matriarch. The center card is the “Toxic” card. LOL the tarot card reader (who only knew Britney in context of the ‘00 s) was SOO excited that the toxic card was the center. She said toxicity is at her center because of the negativity of a family member…but that person is getting cut off VERY soon.

work: she’s going to find/express herself through her art. She’s going to have monetary success, but she doesn’t care about that.

money: she’s going to have a lot of money roll in starting in January…but she cares more about the roses than the dandelions (I don’t know what that meant).

Love: absolutely no issues with loving other people…her obstacle is trust and acceptance…trusting others and accepting herself.

 

[easy]

7 minutes ago, RebellionSparkles said:

This was the reading:

the naked woman is Britney’s true self. She’s a matriarch. The center card is the “Toxic” card. LOL the tarot card reader (who only knew Britney in context of the ‘00 s) was SOO excited that the toxic card was the center. She said toxicity is at her center because of the negativity of a family member…but that person is getting cut off VERY soon.

work: she’s going to find/express herself through her art. She’s going to have monetary success, but she doesn’t care about that.

money: she’s going to have a lot of money roll in starting in January…but she cares more about the roses than the dandelions (I don’t know what that meant).

Love: absolutely no issues with loving other people…her obstacle is trust and acceptance…trusting others and accepting herself.

 

i love this reading for britney! cares more about the roses than the dandelions— i took it to mean she'll care more about the product she releases and the process of it than the success that easily comes with it. roses, they take nurturing and caring and commitment to reach their full potential, dandelions can grow anywhere in any conditions (money comes easy to her).

[jordeezy river red]

1 hour ago, RebellionSparkles said:

I’m in the heartland or tarot and voodoo! I asked a tarot reader to do a reading on Britney. These are the cards she pulled. What do y’all think?

 

 

 

I am seeing creativity, opening up to the world more, accepting the roses but still valuing the dandelions. The piranhas and snakes will be watching but she isn't afraid 

[Samkidjay]

Howdy. This divination system is actually called Lenormand. Similar to tarot but has some major differences. I’ve been studying it for about a year now. Each card has various meanings depending on the context of the question, and of course the reader’s own intuition. Essentially, the reader “strings the cards together” to interpret the narrative. Looks like the reader did a Petit Tableu (small picture). Here’s my general interpretation.

The middle card - Always signifies the person being read’s current state - Britney feels/was betrayed (snake).

Left column - The past - A woman’s (woman card) work (tower) brought her joy (clover).

Middle Column - The present - The end of a cycle or a transformation (coffin) has brought both betrayal (snake) and “unlocked” a lot of answers (key).

Right Column - The future - Financial abundance (fish) are going to come quickly (rider) and so are romance and/or celebration (boquet).

Top Row - What’s most heavily on the querant’s (person read for) mind - Britney’s “looking at” how this transformation or end of a cycle has brought her financial abundance (fish).

Bottom Row - What’s most in her control and the future - Appreciating her current luck and good fortune (clover) are the answer (key) to her (boquet) celebrating again.

 

 

[Tom13]

Well this isn't tarot. It is another system of divination. 

 

I am a reader of this and many other systems for a couple of years now. 

 

In summary:

There are s lot of goodies coming to her, professionally and in her  romantic/ personal life. 

 

She is still currently struggling with many emotional issues, there is medication, she is in a process of healing. 

 

But a new exciting time is opening up for her. 

 

 

 

 

 

[RebellionSparkles]

18 minutes ago, Tom13 said:

Well this isn't tarot. It is another system of divination.

Yes! I can’t remember the name tho

[RebellionSparkles]

21 minutes ago, Tom13 said:

In summary:

There are s lot of goodies coming to her, professionally and in her  romantic/ personal life. 

 

She is still currently struggling with many emotional issues, there is medication, she is in a process of healing. 

 

But a new exciting time is opening up for her. 

I love your interpretation 

[everybodygoesdown]

This is plummething to new depths 

[RebellionSparkles]

6 minutes ago, everybodygoesdown said:

This is plummething to new depths 

It’s fun, not that deep.

[The Exhale Psychic]

@The Exhale Psychic   it's working for me  @RebellionSparkles

[RebellionSparkles]

Just now, The Exhale Psychic said:

@The Exhale Psychic   it's working for me  @RebellionSparkles

Oh! I forgot your username started with “The” I was looking up Exhale Psychic. Oops!

[The Exhale Psychic]

 

1 minute ago, RebellionSparkles said:

Oh! I forgot your username started with “The” I was looking up Exhale Psychic. Oops!

No Worries.  

[IvanFatale]

8 hours ago, RebellionSparkles said:

I’m in the heartland or tarot and voodoo! I asked a tarot reader to do a reading on Britney. These are the cards she pulled. What do y’all think?

 

 

 

8 hours ago, RebellionSparkles said:

I’m in the heartland or tarot and voodoo! I asked a tarot reader to do a reading on Britney. These are the cards she pulled. What do y’all think?

 

 

We think that she has nice b00bs 

[mfanbs]

am i the only one who didn't see any cards there? 

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[agustinmalandra]

I don't know those cards/type of tarot so I can't read them

 

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[HeySister]

Yea I definitely payed close attention to the cards…