Morning Rat Race: Could Britney Spears Be The Key Between Better Relations Between America And Iran?

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We stumbled upon that exact idea on today’s Morning Rat Race while East Side Dave was wrapping up the Celebrity Police Blotter And Injury Report…

The first part of the story is hilarious. TMZ reported that an Iranian magazine based in California put a picture of Britney Spears and her new husband on their cover.  He is Sam Asghari, born in Tehran, Iran, Sam is of Persian decent.  Persian culture dates back to 550 B.C.

But… I stumbled on a possible different spin off out of this whole thing… And that is that this particular magazine has a huge following among Americans of Persian descent and a big following world-wide as well.  Including in Iran itself.  Which means an American pop star is being shown in positive light to the Iranian people!  This doesn’t happen, EVER!

Could Britney Spears be the beginning of warming relations between our two countries?

Think about it:  We’ve had problems with Iran ever since the revolution and the Iranian hostage crisis… If Britney Spears is the link that warms over decades of icy cold relations between our nations… the results could be fantastic!

For starters, let’s get Diplomat Spears over there to work out that nuclear deal.  She’ll wrap them around her finger in a minute at the bargaining table!  And:  What about all that oil that Iran is sitting on?  More Iranian oil flooding the marketplace would likely drop the price of a gallon of gas a lot!  Every time you fill your tank for less than a buck, you’ll have Britney to thank!

Video at Source : https://wrat.com/2022/06/24/britneyspears/

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World peaceney 

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5 minutes ago, halfdressed said:

World peaceney 

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7 hours ago, leviathan said:

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 Yass!

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She lowered unemployment, supported wealth distribution, called out the US police system, now she’s lowering gas prices. Britney 2024 tbh 

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Britney, make America great again