New BreatheHeavy Sweatpants!

[Jordan Miller]

Hey fam! Since we're home a lot more than we'd probably like (😏), I thought it might be fun to release a pair of BreatheHeavy-branded sweatpants. 

I know this sounds car salesman-ey, but I genuinely think you'll love these. I've been wearing them off and on for about a month to test-drive them, and they've got my personal seal of approval (I refuse to release anything I don't absolutely love). 

They're super comfortable, and wearing BH feels extra special.

If you'd like to represent BH offline / have a new favorite pair of sweats to lounge around in, please get it! I know times are tough and these are $38 (including tax ), but I genuinely think they'll be your go-to hangout sweats this fall/winter because they're high quality / survive the wear and tear of use / washes.

Click below:
 

Curious, what do you guys think? Are you interested at all? Are these cool?  Lame? I'd love to hear from you. 

[Jordan Miller]

Here's a little closer look btw at the logo, design, and me thirst trapping in them:

 

[Thelegendarybritney]

I like them and look at you serving I got that (boom boom) tease 

[Jordan Miller]

6 minutes ago, Thelegendarybritney said:

I like them and look at you serving I got that (boom boom) tease 

We gonna go to the living room and get crunk with Britney HUUUUH

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Ugh, I hate to be negative, but that logo looks like something you'd see on a website for illegal MP3 downloads from 2010.  Jordan being the OnlyFans tease that he is and showing off his WAB in that Instagram video. We love a businessman who knows how to use his assets to his advantage.  In all seriousness though, I hope these sell really well. Get that coin, King. 

[Jordan Miller]

3 minutes ago, iAlwaysSingLive said:

that logo looks like something you'd see on a website for illegal MP3 downloads from 2010. 

I actually love this description

It's exactly the vibe. A throwback. And it made you think of music still. 

 

4 minutes ago, iAlwaysSingLive said:

Jordan being the OnlyFans tease that he is and showing off his WAB in that Instagram video. We love a businessman who knows how to use his assets to his advantage.  In all seriousness though, I hope these sell really well. Get that coin, King. 

Haha. Appreciate the kind words! Yes get that coin, but more importantly I hope you guys genuinely enjoy these. I know I'm supposed to say they're super dope, but they are super dope.

[Easy There]

Jokstrops and thongs next please.

 

 

[Mr. Cavill]

Do you have them in grey? 

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 I mean you wearing them

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[TypicallyMay]

Yeah!!! Show us that sweatpant bulge Jordan!

I don't wear any underwear underneath mine for some more fun, you shouldn't either Jordy! 

#vpl #freeballing #eggplant

[Jordan Miller]

12 minutes ago, Geralt_of_Rivia said:

Do you have them in grey? 

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 I mean you wearing them

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Lol yes they come in grey. And yes I will take pics in them soon

[Jordan Miller]

1 minute ago, Blaghy said:

Yeah!!! Show us that sweatpant bulge Jordan!

I don't wear any underwear underneath mine for some more fun, you shouldn't either Jordy! 

#vpl #freeballing #eggplant

[ObsessedBritFan1]

I love them! Their cute and do look comfy. If you had them in black, I’d get them in that colour. 

[Jordan Miller]

2 minutes ago, ObsessedBritFan1 said:

I love them! Their cute and do look comfy. If you had them in black, I’d get them in that colour. 

Thanks!! Navy blue will be your best bet then. I actually intentionally didn't want them to come in black cause I felt like that was kind of unoriginal. Not that navy blue and grey are ~so0o0o~ original, but to me it's at least gives a little more of a throwback vibe. Navy blue is pretty dark tho! Your call of course! 

[ObsessedBritFan1]

10 minutes ago, Jordan Miller said:

Thanks!! Navy blue will be your best bet then. I actually intentionally didn't want them to come in black cause I felt like that was kind of unoriginal. Not that navy blue and grey are ~so0o0o~ original, but to me it's at least gives a little more of a throwback vibe. Navy blue is pretty dark tho! Your call of course! 

Love that you put so much thought into it. That does make sense come to think of it in hindsight. I’ll give it a consideration then, thanks!

[HoneyStyle]

hahah I'm giggling. They look great on you. I love your smile!

[Fenixxx123]

you're so hot

[WeatherBOI]

Love them! Birthday suits would look great on you too!

[bas che]

Finally new merch. Keep it up

[SlaymeMore]

I love this throwback vibe! 
Also that body: 

[Thomkat]

These look dope, you’ve done a great job. I definitely have a thing for sweatpants.

It’s hot as **** where I am, but I’ll probably order a pair. 
I love the throwback mp3 website description too 😂

They're really nostalgic and we all know nostalgia sells about as well as s.e.x. and you’ve covered both. And you look beautiful