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My ****** currently looks like an axe wound on a gorillas back and the thought of shaving makes me want to die.

So what Britney song should I listen to whilst shaving my king kong coochie?

Thanks in advance sistrens

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Best Britney songs to listen to when:

  • Doing a ****
  • Cleaning my apartment
  • Browsing exhale
  • Thinking about foreskin
  • Shopping for vaginal clamps
  • Using vaginal clamps
  • Giving oral *** to my married boss in his car

 

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I would suggest the BOMT album for 2 reasons

1. Your ****** will look very innocent and baby like after so it would fit perfectly for the occasion :yaknow: 

2. You want to enjoy yourself but don't get too excited, cause you wouldn't want to cut yourself down there with all the extended armography that comes naturally listening to something like FF :gross:

for the rest you shoould make other topics. I'm going to listen to Circus now and take a **** :overitkbye: 

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2 hours ago, Dripping For Britney said:

My ****** currently looks like an axe wound on a gorillas back and the thought of shaving makes me want to die.

So what Britney song should I listen to whilst shaving my king kong coochie?

Thanks in advance sistrens

gillette98.gif

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Some other situations I would like your help with

Best Britney songs to listen to when:

  • Doing a ****
  • Cleaning my apartment
  • Browsing exhale
  • Thinking about foreskin
  • Shopping for vaginal clamps
  • Using vaginal clamps
  • Giving oral *** to my married boss in his car

 

KING KONG COOCHIE :gloria::moorangu::icant1:

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4 minutes ago, CashmereCat said:

queen hyoyeon is ******* gorgeous and such a ******* amazing dancer I love Wannabe so bad.  I need her album stat SM needa stop playin :crying11: 

You need to check her predebut video when she was dancing lose my breathe SM wasted her potential :meltdown: 

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