Ideas for new alternative careers for Britney.

[trip to my touch]

I am up for moviestar, but that would be too fame-chasing for her. So I go for kindergartenteacher / danceteacher and female fitness/bodybuilder (she has the genetics for it)

Edited May 13 by trip to my touch

[Red Wine Supernova]

I hope she would become a socialite or influencer. But in a more professional and polished way. Like Paris or Kim. 

[SlideAway]

I could really see her handing out peanuts on a plane...

Spoiler

Um. No.

 

[Wendy Williams]

Dance teacher definitely

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

Physicist, working with Will am to make a nuclear bomb and just end us all

 

 

 

Jk. I wish tho.

Cuz if the bomb was the same as his music, it would flop activating.

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

8 minutes ago, Wendy Williams said:

Dance teacher definitely

 

I wish she worked in a dance studio with kids. She said it in a book she loved it.

Better than being a helicopter in ur living room for 40yr old twank fans

[Wendy Williams]

11 minutes ago, Neydelinska Spearsi said:

Better than being a helicopter in ur living room for 40yr old twank fans

Gosh, don't remind me @Helicopterneychoreo 

[MissDebbie]

I think art/performance art could be great for her! She would have love been a weird art college student in another universe. 

[Princessmimi]

I can see her being a dance teacher for kids.

[KrisJ]

Dance teacher - she’s good with the kids

 

[LoveYourselfMas]

Well she is not with the positive influence that was SAM anymore because you hateful *****es ran him off. So the idea of being a body builder is OUT OF IT. That takes serious dedication and training a la Sam vibes. Healthy eating. dr*g/drink in moderation etc. so that’s an immediate no. 

I could see her disrobing or watching men and women disrobe so perhaps a nude painter is appropriate. She liked to paint before. Before she met Paul she was into painting . Not sure what her new hobby is now.

Day care worker to the stepchildren? However that is serious responsibility. Like you are responsible for people’s lives.

I’m sorry but this is a serious question: would you hand your baby over to Britney and Paul if they were daycare owners? 

[Jassoe3]

a cameo actress

more music collabs with Elton and Wil.i.am

whoever did Ellie Goulding's, and Dua Lipa's retro album did great work, how about a couple singles with them?

and kids from a successful donor rather than a criminal deadbeat

[BlackoutBaby]

Dance studio and gym.

Only Fans.

I think she will just go back to Vegas in a few years.

[LoveYourselfMas]

Ok someone said only fans yep I was also just going to comment that yeah I could see her getting into hardcore ****ography! 
like that **** category? Those women can get very like raunchy I dunno how to say it lol but yeah I can see her doing that, industry **** 

[doomphantom1]

OnlyFans -- she's a mess

[MikeHunt]

She should make adult film scenes with prominent OF creators and solo work. She owns her body now, so what better way to show that off than to do nude collab scenes. Her music can be set to the vibe of the scene, and maybe her music videos can somehow intertwine. An adult version music video of Touch of My Hand or Breathe On Me would be a slay! She’d probably make 40 million in her first year of OF. She loves expressing herself and her segxuality so I’m sure the content will be personal and innovative. Where Madonna did the S.È.X book, Britney can follow in her footsteps and use the current technological medium to release her own form. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

For real, I think if she needs to work to make money, I think being a judge on reality competition shows would be best. Doesn’t require too much of effort. Or just sell her catalogue. Honestly it’s probably worth 600million. Baby, oops, toxic and gimme are so icon. 

 

[MikeHunt]

25 minutes ago, doomphantom1 said:

OnlyFans -- she's in control and empowered*

Fixed*

[ObsessedBritFan1]

Makeup Brand 
 

[PolySpears]

Dance teacher probably. 

She said she wanted to be a lawyer if she wasn't a singer during the c-ship 

 

Edited May 13 by PolySpears

[doomphantom1]

On 5/12/2024 at 11:02 PM, MikeHunt said:

Fixed*