REVELATION TIME: I'm Actually BRITNEY SPEARS

[BUWYGF]

1 hour ago, rennen said:

Hi Britney.

Can you provide me with the onlyfans details of the man in your profile pic. Or his **** twitter account. 

Thanks. 

I'm afraid I can't do that as Colo....I mean my father has signed an NDA agreement with him. Make sure that I'm free and I'll give you all his info. #FreeMe

[BUWYGF]

32 minutes ago, Goten21 said:

Hi Britney, 

 

is Justin’s **** as small as his foot size would suggest it to be? Thank you love you huge fan #freeYOU

He lied about his foot size too, it's smaller than what he said 

[BUWYGF]

30 minutes ago, IamMax said:

Hi, do you still like those jeans because they're cool and faded? 

they're just as cool and faded as they used to be   #freebritney so I can start my own line of cool and faded jeans for mums and girls all over the world 

[BUWYGF]

22 minutes ago, SlayOut said:

Hi Britney,

What’s your favorite album in your discography and why is it Blackout?

Thanks,

SlayOut

Blackout is a very cool album, and i really like it because it has a very cool, urban vibe. It's just a very cool music and it makes you feel very....you know....cool. 

[BUWYGF]

31 minutes ago, BritneyLVR said:

How many costume changes were there during the Femme Fatale tour? 

I thought we already knew they released one of my clones for the Femme Fatale tour as I refused to work unless I'm released

[SlayOut]

Just now, BUWYGF said:

Blackout is a very cool album, and i really like it because it has a very cool, urban vibe. It's just a very cool music and it makes you feel very....you know....cool. 

Exactly, Queen!  Having the chance to ask you a question here on Exhale is extraordinarily… cool.

Spoiler

And faded.

 

[BUWYGF]

19 minutes ago, Shawn74 said:

And monkeys fly out of my butt… 🧐😲

[BUWYGF]

1 minute ago, SlayOut said:

Exactly, Queen!  Having the chance to ask you a question here on Exhale is extraordinarily… cool.

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And faded.

 

I think you're also very cool. I'm so happy that I finally have the chance to talk to my loyal fanbase, there are so many cool topics to discuss. #freeme so we can chat more often. 

[No Seas Cortes]

Thoughts on Lou Taylor, baby girl? 

[BUWYGF]

15 minutes ago, pablitonizer said:

Can you finally tell us what the FAMOS surprise was? 

 

 

It was the Project Rose all along

[BUWYGF]

Just now, The One and Only said:

Thoughts on Lou Taylor, baby girl? 

I think she will look very cool and faded in her prison uniform  

[Britneylandia]

42 minutes ago, Goten21 said:

Hi Britney, 

 

is Justin’s **** as small as his foot size would suggest it to be? Thank you love you huge fan #freeYOU

I can tell you 100% that foot size and d¡ck size don’t have any correlation.

[BUWYGF]

19 minutes ago, SumoCyco2017 said:

Hey nhi (knee), why are u so compliant with paying ur "boyfriend" like an employee? s** for cash is illegal on both parties, so stop paying him and send it my way k thanks

Sam has one of the biggest dic*ks i'vee seen in a man and ya'll will have to deal with it because I'm getting di*ked down every night LIKE I DESERVE TO BE. 

[Watch Me Work It]

this post needs more emojis

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

so Britney is perfectly fluent in Balkanian languages. K. Slay kween

[Nickey]

Hi Britney! It's mom!

 

 

[senammoises]

Come to Brazil

[Jefferson Silva]

jamie delusional as always trying to get some info from us stans lmaao

[NachoCheese]

Britney! Why you didn't come to Amsterdam with Piece Of Me Tour??!! I had to go all the way to Belgium to see you  

What's wrong with Amsterdam? 

[ObsessedBritFan1]

Dear Britney,

Today I saw a boy and I wondered if he noticed me. He took my breath away. I can’t get him off my mind. And it scares me cause I never felt this way. No one in the world knows me better than you do. So Britney, I confide in you. 
 

Please tell me what to say.