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I Need Britney To Come Give Me Some Lotion, My Face Is Very Coarse And Dry

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:pieceofwhat_britney_awkward: I'm not even trying to be funny, my eyelids are so dry, they feel like leather. I guess I had a bad reaction to some curly-haired products and now my eyelids, under-eyes, cheeks, forehead, shoulders and the back of my neck are all dry, bumpy, itchy, just NASTY.

I need mama Brit to bring me some of that prescription grade lotion for my face. :kidcries_crying_sad_tearing_up_sobbing: My left eyelid deadass feels like a powdered donut! :wendycry_wiliams_panicked_crying_tears_upset_sad:

Also, stream "Hold Me Closer" on all platforms. :queenflopga_walk_sass_pink:

No, but seriously, someone help. I've been applying lotion to my face almost every day, I keep a travel-sized lotion in my bag for whenever I get intense bouts of itching, and I haven't used my curly hair butter in over a week. :otears_oprah_crying_tissue_napkin_tears_sobbing_sad: And I'm too lazy to schedule an appointment with my hot, tall, twinky dermatologist.

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