I Need Britney To Come Give Me Some Lotion, My Face Is Very Coarse And Dry

[BrittonJeanSpears]

 I'm not even trying to be funny, my eyelids are so dry, they feel like leather. I guess I had a bad reaction to some curly-haired products and now my eyelids, under-eyes, cheeks, forehead, shoulders and the back of my neck are all dry, bumpy, itchy, just NASTY.

I need mama Brit to bring me some of that prescription grade lotion for my face.  My left eyelid deadass feels like a powdered donut!

Also, stream "Hold Me Closer" on all platforms.

No, but seriously, someone help. I've been applying lotion to my face almost every day, I keep a travel-sized lotion in my bag for whenever I get intense bouts of itching, and I haven't used my curly hair butter in over a week.  And I'm too lazy to schedule an appointment with my hot, tall, twinky dermatologist.

[BrittonJeanSpears]

Why'd this get bumped to General? It's about Britney.

[TommyX]

Try slugging with Vaseline before going to bed. 

[DontNeedAReasonWhy]

Just eat avocado once a month helps everything 

[rennen2.0]

Stream Hold Me Closer for un-coarse and un-dry skin.

[thebritmaster]

If you remember to wear your shoes mama b might consider lathering you up 

[nwonder]

Get you some Aloe Vera face mist

[Aymama]

Definitely get your skin situation figured out before you go visit your hot, tall, twinky dermatologist 

 

[davelivesfree]

Use "Cicaplast Baume B5" by La Roche Posay at night.

It's very thick but it is magical for severe dryness, burns, scratches, bruises, recent scars, etc...

"Aquaphor" by Eucerin is great too.

I hope it helps!