Misheard lyrics

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I know this thread has been made multiple times but they're still fun to read , plus the "sapphire sun" thread made me think of it

What are your Britney misheard lyrics up to date?

 

The latest one for me is Break The Ice

"  I'm a have to floss on you, Let's get it blazin'"

Misheard - I'm gonna have to catch up on ya, let's get it lazy

[ICouldntThinkOfOne]

I always thought the ''I'ma have to floss on you'' was ''I'mma hit defrost on ya, lets get it blazin''. 
 

Clumsy - when she sings ''again and again, and again'', I hear ''again and againema enema enema.'' 
DYWCO - Do you want a combover? Do you want two combover?
Hold on Tite - He makes me feel sweaty....

 

 

 

[pablitonizer]

 

Up 'n down: ..."Lookin' so fire hot, a trannny out of ten "... instead of ..."Lookin' so fire hot,  twenty out of ten"...

Slave: ..."nimi ninaim my M&M .... instead of "leaving behind my name and age"...

Amnesia: .."he asked  if **** him a lot"... instead of "he asked if I came here a lot"

 

And so many more 

 

[Herumbra]

The best misheard line i've ever seen here:
"Show me whats under your t-shirt, you're hairy like it's your first time" (Better)

[Urbanney]

43 minutes ago, Dark.Knight said:

The latest one for me is:

[BREAK THE ICE] 

Real -  I'm a have to floss on you, Let's get it blazin'

Misheard - I'm gonna have to catch up on ya, let's get it lazy

gurl, it's "Imma hit defrost on you, let's get it blazin'" not "imma have to floss on you" i'm dead omg

[Good4Ya]

2 minutes ago, Herumbra said:

The best misheard line i've ever seen here:
"Show me whats under your t-shirt, you're hairy like it's your first time" (Better)

[Urbanney]

In Make Me, everyone says, "this feeling, I wanna go with it" is the actual lyric, BUT I SWEAR it's "This feeling, it won't go away." It just sounds better

update: i just listened to the stem, and she does say "this feeling, I wanna go with it" which is stupid. My lyric sounds better

[LoanSPW]

Amnesia: I saw him standing here in the parking lot, he has to **** in here a lot.

I always hear that I swear!

[PieceofBritney]

43 minutes ago, Dark.Knight said:

Real -  I'm a have to floss on you, Let's get it blazin'

I'm high and I was like wtf for a couple minutes before I read the next comments and realized you got the lyrics wrong. 

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15 minutes ago, PieceofBritney said:

I'm high and I was like wtf for a couple minutes before I read the next comments and realized you got the lyrics wrong. 

I edited the post so it's not as confusing

 

another one - Just Luv Me

Won't make you sober me up when I'm turning
 

Misheard - won't make you slumber when you're purring 

[IoI]

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56 minutes ago, pablitonizer said:

Amnesia: .."he asked  if **** him a lot"... instead of "he asked if I came here a lot"

 

28 minutes ago, LoanSPW said:

Amnesia: I saw him standing here in the parking lot, he has to **** in here a lot.

I always hear that I swear!

 

7 minutes ago, BethanyJerome said:

I always misheard the first lines of Amnesia and I can still hear it lol

"I saw him standing there in the parking lot, he has to **** him here a lot"

i've never heard it that way before 

[hushpuppies]

Do Somethin' 

 

Real: Do you feel this?

Misheard: Dear pimples

 

My childhood ears remains unbothered 

[Guest $elfish]

I can't remember any rn 

but my friend misheard toxic's lyrics when britney said 

"your toxic comes slipping under" 

he thought she said " you toxic *** slipping under" 

[Guest $elfish]

Just remembered I used to think 

till the world ends beginning was

"this kicked in got your tounge tied in extacy"

then I found out it was 

"this kitten got your tounge tied in knots I see"

[reecejwilson]

Amnesia

Misheard lyrics - ''He has to ******* hear a lot''
Real lyrics - ''He asked if I come here a lot'' 

[chanse84]

Misheard Toxic: 

"Your toxic *** slipping on my"

instead of 

"You're toxic I'm slippin' under"

[reecejwilson]

1 minute ago, chanse84 said:

Misheard Toxic: 

"Your toxic *** slipping on my"

instead of 

"You're toxic I'm slippin' under"

For years I heard ''Your toxic gums slipping under'' 

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Piece of Me

Real - I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This just in

Misheard - And this is extra extra extra skin

[Guest Diamond Horse]

3 hours ago, ICouldntThinkOfOne said:

I always thought the ''I'ma have to floss on you'' was ''I'mma hit defrost on ya, lets get it blazin''. 

 

 

OMG I hear it too