Amazing Review from the Toronto Sun

[MyPUSSYIsHangingOut]

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/08/24/britney-spears-glory-review-5-ways-the-vegas-pop-queen-stays-the-same

 

Someone is a little sour.

[Da'Vonne Rogers]

 

[Dark Prerogative]

 "Too bad she doesn’t have the stones to give the disc a more fitting title: Gloryhole."

 

[DirtyMind]

Another garbage, completely biased review.  Did he even listen to the album? 

 

[Alleyesonus_]

I don't care about trash  

 

 

[Legend]

2.5 stars 

Beyonka stan:  While pop-chart peers like Beyonce, Lorde, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus tackle topics like politics, race and feminism in their art, Britney has always focused on two topics: *** and love

Too bad she doesn’t have the stones to give the disc a more fitting title: Gloryhole.

[Lonndo]

Can a music expert write reviews rather than someone who has OBVIOUSLY turned sour after being ****** by one too many moose. 

[KENZDOYLE]

Quote

There’s no musical genre more trend-driven than pop. And to her credit, Spears is savvy enough to keep current. To that end, Glory embraces the woozy penthouse R&B and soul of The Weeknd and his ilk, painted in darker tones with downtempo beatboxes, swirling synthesizers, pulsing tones and deep basslines. It’s not totally one-dimensional: There are a few bangers on the disc’s back side, along with dashes of reggae and punchy retro R&B. But basically, it’s less about filling the floor than chilling in the VIP or at the afterparty.

Okay yeah listen to ITZ ***** 

[Kisle]

What a **** up.  

[MyPUSSYIsHangingOut]

1 minute ago, spears27 said:

 "Too bad she doesn’t have the stones to give the disc a more fitting title: Gloryhole."

 

The only part of the review that I liked.

 

1 minute ago, DirtyMind said:

Another garbage, completely biased review.  Did he even listen to the album? 

 

Isn't it amazing that publications allow such obviously biased people to review work? There was more underhanded (actually, it wasn't even underhanded) insulting in this review than any music review I've ever read. There's no objectivity to begin with, so there obviously isn't going to be in the review. Not that this piece of **** review will be included in any aggregate review score.

[fanman08]

Not reading 

[Alleyesonus_]

Just now, joey4228 said:

After the comments here I didn't even bother reading it tbh.

Don't do it, it's a  waste of time. It's trash  

[MX3]

Wow.....what the ****. That was absolutely scathing. I'm embarrassed to be associated with that city tbh. 

[Someone Who Knows]

Why is this amazing

[Alleyesonus_]

7 minutes ago, BritneyRocksMe said:

2.5 stars 

Beyonka stan:  While pop-chart peers like Beyonce, Lorde, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus tackle topics like politics, race and feminism in their art, Britney has always focused on two topics: *** and love

Too bad she doesn’t have the stones to give the disc a more fitting title: Gloryhole.

Does everyone have to be ******* political? I prefer songs that makes me feel good. That's why I like Britney, her songs makes you happy and they make you wanna dance! 

This reviewer is pure trash  

Edit: Britney's songs get you in the mood also, if u know what I mean  

[SlayOut]

9 minutes ago, spears27 said:

 "Too bad she doesn’t have the stones to give the disc a more fitting title: Gloryhole."

 

The fact that the reviewer probably got this from stans he saw calling the album that  This is a ruthless review!

But this tea: "A piece of advice, Brit: Next time, don’t skip the marketing meeting."

Not him echoing somethings fans complain about again 

 

[MX3]

I told my husband that the toronto sun gave it a TERRIBLE review and he said

"Obviously. The toronto sun is a conservative rag"

[Alleyesonus_]

2 minutes ago, MX3 said:

I told my husband that the toronto sun gave it a TERRIBLE review and he said

"Obviously. The toronto sun is a conservative rag"

That explains it, he's probably a virgin, still waiting for marriage...Poor him  

[WOMANIZA]

Doesn't this guy always drag her? 

[HenryBai]

can they die already