Britney-Army Jokes that will never die?

[Da Bubblah]

 

 

[SlayOut]

25 minutes ago, Da Bubblah said:

 

 

 

[neydelina]

 

[Politik]

1 hour ago, Da Bubblah said:

 

 

LMAO I remember this. The horse biting the other horse's ***. Screaming. 

[WouldYouHIAM]

Brontosaurus Jones is my personal favorite 

[LilyRoseAllen]

Radar is the new single!

[Slayde]

Making fun of Jordan, Jord(ag.atha) Jord(ana) etc 

Making fun of others Beyonka Flopga (don't know if this came from the Britney Army or elsewhere tho) 

Bashing Uniflop (this is probably just exhale... Tho you nevah know) 

Also  

[everybodygoesdown]

4 hours ago, Da Bubblah said:

Radar being the Bonus Track of every album she releases

Britney Jean names (Brandy Joan, Brenda Joan, etc)

The "I'm a mom now" quote

The "You're gonna have to wait and see" quote

The "6 or 7 costume changes" quote

"Vanilla candles"

[portrait]

4 hours ago, Artsy Fartsy said:

 

 omfg 

 

 

[SlayOut]

45 minutes ago, Slayde said:

Making fun of Jordan, Jord(ag.atha) Jord(ana) etc 

Making fun of others Beyonka Flopga (don't know if this came from the Britney Army or elsewhere tho) 

Bashing Uniflop (this is probably just exhale... Tho you nevah know) 

Also  

omg the Life is a Beach era  so iconic (for it's 1 microsecond of existence)  

Also where/when/how did Exhale come up with Jordanna or jordan?!  

[Slayde]

19 minutes ago, SlayOut said:

omg the Life is a Beach era  so iconic (for it's 1 microsecond of existence)  

Also where/when/how did Exhale come up with Jordanna or jordan?!  

I know tbh it was such a rushed era that really exhibited Britney's personal life at that time, i.e. Holidaying in Hawaii  Shame it didn't last, I almost bought that iconic album, I remember it charting too tbh 

And I do not know about Jordana.gathajordanna or any other names tbh all I know is Jordan censored it, like he censored Uniflop when you type it how ever it's typed  I would like to know the story behind the names though, I literally have no clue all I know is they still existed from how ever far back when I became a member/lurked 

[JimmyK]

 Beatrice Janice   aka ''my most personal record'' 

[Nova Terra]

Lets not forget one of her earliest iconic quotes- "Everyone has been doing emails" 

[BraveGraphics]

 A term of endearment, Radar, 6-7 custom changes

[itsjames]

35 minutes ago, Nova Terra said:

Lets not forget one of her earliest iconic quotes- "Everyone has been doing emails" 

add "people shave their heads all the time" quote 

5 hours ago, Da Bubblah said:

 

queen of steaming pot of vegetables 

[Tetris]

7 hours ago, BritneyIsPurePerfection said:

 

Famos surprise

What is the origin of this? It's mentioned all the time, and I'm totally clueless. 

[fnfurter]

Fanta fanta no coke, very cool and interesting, he's gonna give his dad a run for his money (new this era~~), "it just didn't work" (also new this era), Radar horse/Radar being the next single, I know someone's mentioned the knee tap move by now (NEW~~~), chillin witchu, and....

[arrow]

[Peter Pan]

The names we give Bernadette Joanna are my favorites. 

But I'm also living for most of the other jokes like Radar, 6 or 7 costume changes etc...

[fnfurter]

8 minutes ago, Tetris said:

What is the origin of this? It's mentioned all the time, and I'm totally clueless. 

From somewhere else....

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Jason bough/worked(I don't remember it well) for/a company that was supposed to promote artists. Famos promised us a HUGE Britney  surprise but nothing ever happened...

The company flopped even harder than BJ, btw