Entertainment Weekly - "Every Britney" Spears Song Ranked

[ctrclub]

118. “And Then We Kiss” (2006) 

It should be higher!

[Someone Who Knows]

Did they just randomly list a whole bunch of songs before getting to the Top 40 or so? Til It's Gone, Lonely, Love Me Down, and Before the Goodbye not even in the Top 120? LMAO

[Someone Who Knows]

17 minutes ago, Isla. said:

Oh i like Clumsy! But yeah i respect your opinion, ISBE's vocals were robotic and there's no denying that but i like that song and it's my guilty pleasure of Britney songs lol. 

Clumsy rues and ISBE is underrated as ****

[Electro World]

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146. “Dear Diary” (2000)

Spears wrote it, enough said.

wtf are they trying to say about her writing?

[neonstripedzebra]

I've stopped checking when I saw My Prerogative at #147

EDIT: Well, I lied but what is this mess? 

118. “And Then We Kiss” (2006)

86. “Early Mornin’ ” (2003)

82. “Phonography” (2008)

69. “Touch of My Hand” (2003)

61. “Get Back” (2007)

59. “Slumber Party” (2016)

52. “Unusual You” (2008)

47. “Breathe on Me” (2003)

and we got

43. “(Drop Dead) Beautiful” (2011)

If they think Drop Dead Beutiful is better than those songs above, they have no taste

[TripInTheZone]

Toxic is truly one of the greatest songs of all time 

[MaPlayz]

13 minutes ago, Electro World said:

wtf are they trying to say about her writing?

Britney, what is It Should Be Easy about?

It's about, y'know, about Love ... and how it should be easy. No, I definitely think it should be easy.

Britney, what is Circus about?

It's about a Circus. And my boys are gonna get to see it and it will be just so beautiful.

What is Oops! about?

Girl... don't even.. I really don't know. It's just a song.

Not gonna lie... I love Britney soooo much haha but I'd pay a LOT of money to sit in on one of those writing sessions "ooh cool, amazing, oh yay."

[LeKaiKai]

why is Tik Tik God so low #145 

[neonstripedzebra]

16. “Amnesia” (2008)

At least, this is accurate

[DirtyMind]

I'm nervous to even look at their list just because I know I'm going to disagree with 90% of it.  I did see they have 'E-Mail My Heart' last, which is a total wtf? for me.  She has worse songs. 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, chris_fives said:

3 higher than womanizer?

**** y'all

LMAO

omg

The best use of that gif

[Drew L.]

28 minutes ago, Erreur 2 La Nature said:

The whole ranking is a mess

True, it really is. 

That gif though. 

[TheGirlWhosStillWaiting]

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85. “Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)” (2016)

I just love that song, I think it deserves better (though it's not that bad, I guess...) 

[twenty1century]

WHAT THE ACTUAL ****???

The Hook Up, Why Should I Be Sad, Touch Of My Hand and Just Luv Me that low on the list, i can't actually believe

(I loved Stronger on the top 15 tho )

[DirtyMind]

I finally got around to checking this out, and yeah, what a ******* disaster. Combining her covers and the tracks from the Chaotic EP into two entries; putting 'Perfume' at #12 while the likes of 'I Run Away', 'Breathe On Me', 'And Then We Kiss', 'Criminal', 'Love Me Down', and 'Why Should I Be Sad' languish in the second half of the list; hell, even placing 'Piece of Me' in the Top 5 when there are so many other deserving songs... Mess.  Did any of these idiot writers actually listen to her discography before doing this?  

[glitterfalls]

Ooh, I see so many I flat out don't agree with at all. 

[where the ballers at?]

6 hours ago, Gogo Yubari said:

I've stopped checking when I saw My Prerogative at #147

EDIT: Well, I lied but what is this mess? 

118. “And Then We Kiss” (2006)

86. “Early Mornin’ ” (2003)

82. “Phonography” (2008)

69. “Touch of My Hand” (2003)

61. “Get Back” (2007)

59. “Slumber Party” (2016)

52. “Unusual You” (2008)

47. “Breathe on Me” (2003)

and we got

43. “(Drop Dead) Beautiful” (2011)

If they think Drop Dead Beutiful is better than those songs above, they have no taste

This deserves 25 likes

also AT RL had a full discography rate with 80 some people about 2 years ago. Even they put the Oops tracks too low and GM at #1 but it was mostly accurate (especially with Slave and Womanizer below 50 where they ******* belong)

[where the ballers at?]

On 9/1/2016 at 2:30 PM, Shaq Fu said:

if i see one song from Oops not called "Dear Diary" below 75, KTL not in the top 20, BTI not in the top 10, and any Danja track not called "Perfect Lover" below 30 this list is automatically irrelevant.

Extra bonus points for irrelevancy if BTMYH and IUSA not in the top 15

my ******* phone finally loaded the list and they actually hit all my points. even more unbelievable, big fat bass outranked 7 songs on FF

But seriously

Don't Go Knocking 97? Can't Make You Love Me 121??? I RUN AWAY 128?????? What You See 135????????????? BORN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AT ******* 66???????????????????? I don't think that Entertainment Weekly actually heard these songs

[Scrappy]

On 9/1/2016 at 3:19 PM, tsss said:

Lonely #141 ?  
and sorry, 3 and TTWE aren't top 10 in my opinion  

I saw Lonely at #141 and gave up on the list right there. Haha~

[jamesedward94]

WOMANIZER AND STRONGER SHOULD BE IN THE TOP 10! Wtf... Womanizer was her big #1 comeback song and Stronger is one of best and most popular overall. Also, there's no way Toxic beats Baby. Baby will always be her best song and most iconic.

This list is ALL wrong. 

 

 

 

Like sersiously, how the hell is 3 top 10?.......