Who in Britney’s family belongs in a conservatorship?

[Emil87]

As we all know, Britney’s family (along with L. Taylor) came up with the BRILLIANT idea of putting Britney in a conservatorship for 13 years!!! Bless them, they truly did it to SAVE her..
 

Now, my question is, who in Britney’s family should be next??

Options:

Lynne Spears: 

The woman has had issues with abusing prescription medications in the past. She’s been physical with Britney. She has no job and no way to take care of herself, aside from selling Britney’s underwear on EBay. And now we hear she’s shooting pigs in the Louisianan swamps.

Jamie “Legless” Spears:

This one is pretty obvious. The man is down and out, living in a trailer and hopping around on one good leg. Big time alcoholic. Clearly can’t surround himself with good people. Easily scammed.

Jumbo Chin Spears:

The knife wielding, cat killing elusive chanteuse herself. She’s clearly a danger to herself and others. Would a conservatorship help protect the public from her antics?

Bryan Spears:

Does the man even have a job? Custody of his daughter?? A high school education?? All signs point to: NO!!

 

Who deserves it the most? Poetic justice would truly be if one or all of these Bottom feeders got a taste of what losing your freedom and human rights feels like.

Discuss below!

 

[Hamelia]

Sorry Emil, that is the wrong take on conservatorships. We know that this legal construct is used by con artists to abuse people in vulnerable positions for financial gain. It happens all the time, even to famous artists, but Britney's case is the most glaring abuse. That doesn't mean we should play around with such a serious topic.