Melanie Martinez's PORTALS Perfume is A Mess...

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

 

 

Melanie Martinez Portals Parfums ~ New Fragrances ~ Fragrantica

WWW.FRAGRANTICA.COM

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Four fragrances from Melanie Martinez. American pop singer Melanie Martinez launches Portals Parfums. In the perfume world, Martinez is known for...

 

''Four fragrances, 15ml each, inside the head in the pot, cost $275. In 2024, you can buy any of them individually in a full size bottle (50 ml). Three perfumers worked on the four fragrances: Laurent Le Guernec, Natasha Côté, and Patty Hidalgo. Three fragrances are defined as gourmand, and the fourth one is most probably also gourmand. ''

 

 

But the perfumes have errors, ****ed up eyes, made of plastic and they crack easily.

 

 

 

botched eyes on already ugly perfume

 

All of this makes me appreciate cheap Fantasy spin offs

 

[Britcoo]

This is truly disgusting

no wonder xtina hates her

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

30 minutes ago, Britcoo said:

This is truly disgusting

no wonder xtina hates her

 

At least Mrs Petty doesn't have the throne for the ugliest one anymore

 

[Style.]

9 minutes ago, Neydelinska Spearsi said:

 

At least Mrs Petty doesn't have the throne for the ugliest one anymore

 

LMAO these perfume bottles are ugly af 

[Isla]

Wtf are these...

[Fita]

I think they look cool. But at the same time the material looks kinda cheap, like Mc Donalds' toys or something cheaper.

I'd buy one, though. But I thought it's kinda expensive but considering they came with four bottles... Anyways.

Edited December 26, 2023 by Fita

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

On 12/25/2023 at 10:00 PM, Isla said:

Wtf are these...

 

''perfumes'' that cost over 300 bucks

[Cheshire-B]

it looks horrible and also a scam judging by the price... 

[Britcoo]

I just looked some videos from this crazy biotch and they are the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen

how can anybody enjoy that creepy ****?

[Az4Angela]

This **** should be in Walmart for $30, who tf is buying this 

[trip to my touch]

who?

[The Femme Fatale]

18 hours ago, Britcoo said:

I just looked some videos from this crazy biotch and they are the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen

how can anybody enjoy that creepy ****?

I do. Her song VOID got me through this awful year as it was my most played song on Spotify.

Also kind of hypocritical to be using the term crazy to insult someone on a site that’s for fans of someone that’s deemed crazy every moment of her life by a bunch of haters, just saying.

Edited December 28, 2023 by The Femme Fatale

[So Annoying]

275 dollars for this ****?! This girl needs to be JAILED. 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

2 hours ago, The Femme Fatale said:

I do. Her song VOID got me through this awful year as it was my most played song on Spotify.

Also kind of hypocritical to be using the term crazy to insult someone on a site that’s for fans of someone that’s deemed crazy every moment of her life by a bunch of haters, just saying.

 

We're here to **** and piss on her tacky, overpriced eu de toilets not music or persona, maam.

[jordeezy river red]

Its giving Momo

[cocodeluxe]

This alien aesthetic is not it

[Britcoo]

5 hours ago, The Femme Fatale said:

I do. Her song VOID got me through this awful year as it was my most played song on Spotify.

Also kind of hypocritical to be using the term crazy to insult someone on a site that’s for fans of someone that’s deemed crazy every moment of her life by a bunch of haters, just saying.

Stop harassing me

PSYCO

[The Femme Fatale]

6 hours ago, Neydelinska Spearsi said:

 

We're here to **** and piss on her tacky, overpriced eu de toilets not music or persona, maam.

I didn’t **** on her music, that was the person I responded to, so you quoted the wrong person, maam.

[The Femme Fatale]

3 hours ago, Britcoo said:

Stop harassing me

PSYCO

Stop playing stupid games

PSYCHO