bitbitboi Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 From Wikipedia: Quote Todrick Hall (born April 4, 1985) is an American singer, songwriter, actor, director, choreographer and YouTuber. He gained national attention on the ninth season of the reality singing competition American Idol, where he made it to the semi-finals. Following this, he amassed a following on YouTube with viral videos including original songs, parodies, and skits. He aspires to be a role model for LGBTQ and people of color, and includes his experiences as a Black gay man in his art. In 2019 he released "Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels" and it went viral. Now it has almost 40 millions views! That's a lot. ( @Jordan Miller I......cannot......emmmmbedddd....vii.....dd.....eoooOOooOoosss.....) Then, at the beginning of this year, right after the pandemic was officially announced, he released another version of this song, changing the lyrics AND asking many famous friends to make cameos in the video from home!: ...and now THIS! Which I think is fantastic and HILARIOUS! And a S-E-R-V-E: The LYRICS are so funny haha!: Quote [Verse 1] Bells, bows, gifts, trees Snowmen, snow ski Squeezin' down chimneys Santa's thiccc, three Cs Ice skates, cold mist Mistletoe, get kissed No mask? Naughty list Whoville, who dis? Rum-pa-pum-pum, get an ugly sweater Sugar plum plum, this is Yuletide weather All the reindeer and the sleigh is loaded All I want for Christmas is a cure for COVID [Pre-Chorus] Girl, what did that girl just say, girl? Ooh girl, I don't dance, I prance (Prance) I don't sled, I slay (Slay) I don't stop, I shop, shop, shop till Christmas Day (Okay) And then I trim the tree (Yep) It's the three wise men for me (That's right) Home Alone is on TV (Vee) So I might let you see (What you gonna let them see?) [Chorus] My bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees (Aah!) My bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees [Verse 2] Saint Nick, coat puffed Mrs Claus, skirt fluffed Singin' carols, hands muffed Milk, cookies, I'm stuffed Lights up, let's cruise Card maxed, mom's booze Teddy bear, it's huge Trump is the new Scrooge Fa-la-la-la, go be gay and merry Get that eggnog, gingerbread, cranberry Ratty rat king and a dewdrop fairy Alexa, play Mariah Carey [Pre-Chorus] Girl, what did that girl just say, girl? Ooh girl, I don't dance, I prance (Prance) I don't sled, I slay (Slay) I don't stop, I shop, shop, shop till Christmas Day (Okay) And then I trim the tree (Yep) It's the Yule log for me (That's right) Charlie Brown is on TV (Vee) So I might let you see (What you gonna let them see?) [Chorus] My bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees (Aah!) My bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees Bells, bows, gifts, trees [Break] Alright, Christmas queens, y'all know what time it is, come on Hang up all of your decor, hang up all of your decor Now I want you to get your tinsel, get your stockings, get your lights, get your wreaths 'Cause I don't want to see you dance I want to see you prance, come on [Bridge] Shop for me, shop for me, shop Shop for me, shop for me, shop Shop for me, shop for me, shop Shop for me, shop for me, shop Tongue pop for me, pop for me (Pop) Tongue pop for me, pop for me (Pop) Tongue pop for me, pop for me (Pop) Tongue pop for me, pop for me (Pop) Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr (Woohoo) Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr (It's cold!) Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh (Come on, nativity!) Now snow for me, snow for me, snow Snow for me, snow for me, snow (Woo) Snow for me, snow for me, snow (Haha) Snow for me, snow for me, snow (You better kick!) Ho-ho-ho for me, ho for me, ho Ho for me, ho for me, ho Ho-ho-ho for me, ho for me, ho (Ho ho ho) Ho for me, ho for me, ho (Merry Christmas) Now wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap Wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap Wrap-wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap Wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap Now clap for me, clap for me, clap Clap for me, clap for me, clap Clap for me, clap for me, clap Clap for me, clap for me, clap (Let's go) Shake your butt for me, butt for me, butt Butt for me, butt for me, butt Shake your butt for me, butt for me, butt Butt for me, butt for me, butt Crack nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts Nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts Crack nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts Nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts [Outro] That's all Ha ha ha ha! What do you guys think? It doesn't get gayer than this..... Link to comment
Brat Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 I love all three videos I also like “I like Boys” Link to comment
bitbitboi Posted December 3, 2020 Author Share Posted December 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Brat said: I love all three videos I also like “I like Boys” The lyrics to this one... I can't stop gasping! Link to comment
officialmaurice Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I just love, love, LOVE this man. It makes me so proud watching him ascend further and further with each project. “I am the bxxch and that’s fa’real. I am a massive fxxkin deal. Put on ya nails n hips n heels cuz we bout to come THRU Thru!” Back on topic: THIS JOINT SLAAAAAAPS!!! Link to comment
bitbitboi Posted December 14, 2020 Author Share Posted December 14, 2020 I just found the video for this version!: Link to comment
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