Amy Lee Spears' full run down on Glory!

[Katie Pizda]

after listening to this glorious album for DAYS, I decided to compile a succinct review.
each track will receive a 1-5 cheeto rating and will have an accompanying image I feel fits it the most. 

Spoiler

 

1. Invitation

Britney successfully makes me feel welcome by extending her invitation to me. 
its really the perfect opener.... I think the chorus is a bit awkward due to the way its layered,
but that's definitely not on britney's part. However I dont see this flaw as a good reason to knock off a cheeto.




2. Make Me... (feat. G-Eazy)

This really is not a bad track! she sounds amazing and the lyrics are meaningful but i really played it too much
plus the way it's been presented, the video fiasco, and of course..... g greasy.
i dont like that guy. i only listen to singers, i do not listen to those who cannot sing.




3. Private Show

this one gets all the cheetos! and none for floptina! and i'm going to lick the dust off my fingers afterwards!
Godney takes the genre Floptina appropriated for herself and makes it her *****! Burlesque? What's that?

4. Man On The Moon

this one is really wonderful, just not my personal taste! cute heartfeltney came for me, but I couldn't open the door and greet her because I was too shook by this album.

5. Just Luv Me

this song..destroyed my psyche swiftly and efficiently. the CIA's torturing techniques could NEVER.
It also restored my self-esteem, while simultaneously keeping me humble & grounded.

6. Clumsy

....oops! 




7. Do You Wanna Come Over

had to break my own rating system with a brand new flamin' hot cheeto. this song...inspires so many feelings in me.
its definitely the toxic of the bunch. I definitely want to come over but I'm bringing a broken beer bottle with me.

8. Slumber Party

definitely a banger! I need this as a single! this Caribbean slumber party smells like weed & Jessica Simpson's edible lotion and I'm at the center, eating all the snacks.




9. Just Like Me

very raw and emotional. love the guitar. AMAZING vocals. but she'll never be me!

10. Love Me Down

if anyone is still blind after the album drops, this is one of the songs that will make them wake up and repent for their sins. amazing. legendary. icaaaahnic.




11. Hard To Forget Ya

this one is particularly amazing because to me it sounds like 5 songs rolled into one. it's very hard to forget! 




12. What You Need

not one of my favorites, particularly due to the instruments used. but vocalney killed me and dumped my body in a bog regardless




13. Better

this bop! so uplifting! it cured my HDHD. 
It's so much better




14. Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortés)

honestly this is it. this needs to be a single. perfect. i love how Mexiconey invented the spanish language with this track.. hit the subscribe button if u agree?  



15. Liar

my sweet sister @Miss Cootie remarked how this song reminded her of t.A.T.u and honestly I agree, especially the chorus!
what kind of western harmonica and siberian tundra commieblock blend?

 



16. If I'm Dancing

intially i didnt enjoy this one as much as i do now. that sample at the beginning is a bit grating and chantal crackhoevich is a liar.mp3 
but again..vocalney interjects and stops me from making a baseless accusation.

  
 


17. Mini Cooper Électrique

as many others have said before, this is a wonderful closer for the album! i hope the french fans can appreciate it and bop to it instead of that tired old "La Marseillaise". upgrade ur life!
égalité, fraternité, Britné! vive le glory!

 

 

this is quite an image-heavy thread, so be careful not to crash your phone/leapfrog tablet!
you're a hater if you don't buy Glory!  

 

[floopy22]

Images don't work.

[GetBack98]

Wow so much effort in this most likely to flop thread 

[Katie Pizda]

6 minutes ago, floopy22 said:

Images don't work.

 

3 minutes ago, Erreur 2 La Nature said:

Too bad your pics don't work lmaooo

i fixed them lmao forgot imgur didnt work on exhale  
 

5 minutes ago, GetBack98 said:

Wow so much effort in this most likely to flop thread 

it's funny because now that I fixed the images everyone can enjoy my journalistic endeavor. i am both the auteur and the subject. bro we are teens, problem?  
 

[neydelina]

17 minutes ago, Miss Cootie said:

I... I ******* CANT. This thred deserves to be immortalized sis

 

    

              

    

    

[neydelina]

4 minutes ago, Erreur 2 La Nature said:

Too bad your pics don't work lmaooo

 

 

 

[floopy22]

Yay! Loved it!

[floopy22]

Track 13 is "Better", but whatever.

Very entertaining review, had me laughing hard!

[tsss]

I enjoyed your review   

[Katie Pizda]

4 minutes ago, Miss Cootie said:

hey

come back.
the images have been fixed
https://67.media.tumblr.com/ac96e305af67f58dadaad03b5b59fa04/tumblr_ocfnr0MTxG1qlkj4ko1_500.gif

 

 

2 minutes ago, floopy22 said:

Track 13 is "Better", but whatever.

Very entertaining review, had me laughing hard!

fixed omg! thanks! i'm on crack.

[neydelina]

the text is so lit i bet u work for billboard

 

lemme give u some

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk

 

[Katie Pizda]

1 minute ago, neydelina said:

the text is so lit i bet u work for billboard

 

lemme give u some

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk

 

i do and I'm actually an insider. 

[Guest Lord Bills]

great review sis 

[Electro World]

I loved all the pics/gifs great job sis!

[mauureee]

[Katie Pizda]

13 minutes ago, Lord Bills said:

great review sis 

 

10 minutes ago, Electro World said:

I loved all the pics/gifs great job sis!

 

9 minutes ago, mauureee said:

 

[OutrageousSin]

Who ******* need the Rolling Stones review after THIS!!! Slay, sis, slay!!!! 

[GimmeMario]

This needs to be in the huffington post iconique

[killthewomanizer]

I love you.

[neydelina]

30 minutes ago, Amy Lee Spears said:

i do and I'm actually an insider. 

 

the only inside i want from you is for u to be inside of me