kutayuysaler Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 She may be ******* the charts and may be released her 14th album today Link to comment
RedCarpet Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Britney flopped during ITZ era and now is a coach on The Voice Lipsync, while Legend X has amazing career and is slaying a charts selling million billion of albums Link to comment
kutayuysaler Posted November 30, 2016 Author Share Posted November 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, RedCarpet said: Britney flopped during ITZ era and now is a coach on The Voice Lipsync, while Legend X has amazing career and is slaying a charts selling million billion of albums How can she flop with an album like In the Zone Link to comment
Sinned_88 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I don't know tho. I think the main reason why she's still in the industry is because of the conservatorship. if Blackout/2007 didn't happen, she'd be retired by now and living on Hawaii. Link to comment
Guest StrawberryKisses Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Didn't she die along with Timberlake in a car crash? Remember that rumor? After breaking her knee during the Onyx tour, she went back to Louisiana and rekindled her romance with Brian. Then she decided to take a hiatus. Mandy Moore released another critically acclaimed album and went on to feud with Xtina, Xtina breaking her car window. Xtina then started hanging out with Beyonce and the two started doing ***** and partying. Meanwhile, Mandy Moore prospered in her acting career and turned to a more alternative genre in music. After having 3 kids; 2 girls and 1 boy, Britney came back this year with the hit 'See you (from 2002)'. It is currently #1 on the iTunes chart. People all over are rejoicing on how she saved the music industry and brought pop back and how that she looks the same and how that she's always been a good role model for girls. Rumor has it her next single will be a duet with Mandy Moore. Meanwhile, Beyonce is locked up in rehab for bleaching her skin. XTina has become the host of a reality cooking show. Link to comment
kutayuysaler Posted November 30, 2016 Author Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 minute ago, StrawberryKisses said: Didn't she die along with Timberlake in a car crash? Remember that rumor? After breaking her knee during the Onyx tour, she went back to Louisiana and rekindled her romance with Brian. Then she decided to take a hiatus. Mandy Moore released another critically acclaimed album and went on to feud with Xtina, Xtina breaking her car window. Xtina then started hanging out with Beyonce and the two started doing ***** and partying. Meanwhile, Mandy Moore prospered in her acting career and turned to a more alternative genre in music. After having 3 kids; 2 girls and 1 boy, Britney came back this year with the hit 'See you (from 2002)'. It is currently #1 on the iTunes chart. People all over are rejoicing on how she saved the music industry and brought pop back and how that she looks the same and how that she's always been a good role model for girls. Rumor has it her next single will be a duet with Mandy Moore. Meanwhile, Beyonce is locked up in rehab for bleaching her skin. XTina has become the host of a reality cooking show. Link to comment
tsss Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 in parallel universe she is workaholic with big ambitions (basically madonna) Link to comment
bryansao Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 In a parallel universe, she's doing promo. Link to comment
Zulu Spears Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 39 minutes ago, kutayuysaler said: How can she flop with an album like In the Zone Because the parallel universe's flop GP has flop taste in music....oh wait....I've just described this universe's GP, never mind Link to comment
me.against.the.b00ty Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 26 minutes ago, Zulu Spears said: Because the parallel universe's flop GP has flop taste in music....oh wait....I've just described this universe's GP, never mind SLAYED HAHA PREACH GF Link to comment
IUSAtonight Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 She has recorded the bridge for Tom's Diner resulting to the hit of the decade (still no music video). She refuses to record anything after that and has moved to the UK to escape her resurected, overwhelming fame. She's still teaches dancing to kids . Beyonce has 7 kids and lives with her redneck husband in a ranch in texas or something. She performs in local fairs. Jay-Z is in jail. They never got maried. Taylor Swift is a **** addict and an infamous party girl along with her BFFS they got arrested for blowing coce outside of a Kanye West party. Christina is still a coach on the Voice but in North Korea. She's also Kim Jong Un's private entertainer, cleaning lady and wife. Link to comment
SwaggedyAndy Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Well the multiverse theory basically says that there are an infinite number of universes with every imaginable outcome, so there is one where she is as big as Beyonce, there is one where she was just elected President of the United States, and there is one where she is a man named Curtis who sells homeowners insurance. I'm just thankful we were blessed enough to exist in this universe where she can gift us with her perfection. Link to comment
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