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  1. BrittonJeanSpears
    LMAO That's quite hilarious. Even if I could believe that somehow Britney and Justin had a kid (which would've had to be given away at birth, raised in secret and away from Hollywood), there's no way I could believe that the kid would ever be dumb enough to come out. Because even if they are the kid (which LMAO no), they'd get raked across the coals for being a clout goblin.
  2. BrittonJeanSpears
    I hate this day so much.
  3. BrittonJeanSpears
    Not you going full meta with it. Let's just assume it's a Groundhog Day situation, everything loops the next day. You have a new role to fill whether on-screen or off.
  4. BrittonJeanSpears
    I mean, at least you're guaranteed to survive the apocalypse?
  5. BrittonJeanSpears
    ...Baby One More Time. Schoolwide dance parties every afternoon? Being a teenager for the rest of eternity? AKA no bills, no rent, no job, no nothing? I'm assuming we're trapped in a Groundhog's Day-style time loop? Plus, me at 16/17 had a slutty little waist and a flat tummy. Me now at 30 is morbidly obese. I would like to get back to my twink days.
  6. BrittonJeanSpears
    Ugh, he is so daddy. Literally now, apparently.
  7. BrittonJeanSpears
    ...That's it? I feel like fans could've absolutely restored it to this quality much quicker without the girl spending all that money.
  8. BrittonJeanSpears
    The downgrade is across the board TBH It's not just Britney.
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  10. BrittonJeanSpears
    It's fine, I still have a ton of my baby teeth because they simply never got pushed out of my mouth. In reality, I only have two actual gaps in my mouth, and they're pretty much near the back.
  11. BrittonJeanSpears
    I don't go to the gym, and I'm missing like half of my adult teeth due to simply not being born with them (thanks, genetics). So... Again, he has muscles and I'm a cigarette, so...
  12. BrittonJeanSpears
    So there's literally no way to have an accurate list based on the databases?
  13. BrittonJeanSpears
    He's delicious and I'm a *****, so yes. But he's not gay, and even if he was, he's so far out of my league it's ridiculous. So I'm sure we wouldn't date LOL
  14. BrittonJeanSpears
    WTF is this thumbnail?
  15. BrittonJeanSpears
    I believed her the first time she said it on her Instagram like 2 years ago. Anyone still in denial just needs to go away.
  16. BrittonJeanSpears
    Someone should do a master list of every song that's ever been registered for Britney TBH So if a song is registered, does that mean it was actually recorded, or just that someone wrote it and intended it for her?
  17. BrittonJeanSpears
    Still nothing?
  18. BrittonJeanSpears
    OMG it's so weird seeing 2000ney posing like 2007ney.
  19. BrittonJeanSpears
    Crying in 2 weeks later.
  20. BrittonJeanSpears
    Again, does anyone have any updates?
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  22. BrittonJeanSpears
    Don't forget that she let her stans mercilessly bully every single ex without once stepping in.
  23. BrittonJeanSpears
    Any updates on this?
  24. BrittonJeanSpears
    I do the t-rex laugh and the full-belly cackle. I have a LOT of her mannerisms. I also purse my lips and nod politely when I want the person in front of me dead.
  25. BrittonJeanSpears
    I can't wait to hear it when it's done. The "official" sounds pretty bad.
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